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This could go for either gender. :) Just a great one liner, had to share
By mistymoon77 9 181 comments MN Nov 8, 2017
Godless Vagina
By anonymous 7 210 comments Online Jan 4, 2018
A pastor told me today that he is sorry that I have not felt the love of god. Pastor, I am the one who is sorry. I'm sorry you believe a god who does not seem interested in loving everyone. I'm sorry you feel the need to apologize for this "all ...
By Foxonaut 5 181 comments IN Dec 8, 2017
Don’t set the bar too high ;)
By AMGT 8 110 comments CA Jan 1, 2018
Religion is like a penis.
By silvereyes 8 148 comments OK Feb 7, 2018
I found love on! We went from "We'll probably never meet because of the distance but it's cool to have online friends" to "Oh my god we absolutely have to be together". We met irl for the first time last weekend but we've been talking on...
By Fearlessfreep 7 203 comments KS May 26, 2018
There is no agnostic vs. atheist! The peeve I have...
By silvereyes 8 346 comments OK Jan 20, 2018
Dating after 50
By Crimson67 8 372 comments KY Jan 6, 2018
Why I'm no longer asked to make cookies for the church bake sale ... ;)
By evestrat 8 94 comments KS Jan 2, 2018
God hates porn?
By VictoriaNotes 8 122 comments MS Mar 24, 2018
I really liked this post.. had to share.. pretty much sums it up for me anyway.
By mistymoon77 9 42 comments MN Mar 6, 2018
I have a master's degree I was born to my parents, in an apartment, in Tacoma, WA. The same apartment I'd spend the rest of my childhood living in. I moved out shortly after 19. The apartment was run down, and the walls were covered in mold, ...
By nutrition_nerd 7 159 comments AR Aug 11, 2018
By VictoriaNotes 8 105 comments MS Mar 4, 2018
I was messing around on Pinterest earlier and picked this up. Also, "some people are like clouds, when they disappear, it's going to be a beautiful day." :D
By silvereyes 8 67 comments OK Jan 3, 2018
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. Surprised, he asked, “Why are you reading both those books?” “Well,” said the orangutan, “I just wanted to know if I was my...
By Benthoven 8 44 comments NY Dec 7, 2017
Now level 7 yea! Actually don't care, but I am the guy that wears atheist t shirts whenever I go to town, so I'm looking forward to getting the t shirt at level 8. Please like so that I can accomplish this goal and advertise for the ...
By DavidLaDeau 7 63 comments CO Apr 3, 2018
This shit, is really fun. Im sitting out here in my little cabin out here in the sticks, in complete solitude, looking, and reading, listening,commenting, and I'm in complete stitches,laughing and giggling my ass off! My ribs and cheeks are cramping,...
By Nemosson 6 70 comments OK Dec 31, 2017
I wanted to share an update on my "Romantic Situation" here at agnostic since it is This Site that is responsible for what I am about to type and because a number of my good friends wanted me to keep them in the loop. Although I was late in ...
By Sadoi 7 83 comments MI Aug 1, 2018
10 of my favorite Neil deGrasse Tyson quotes: because he's just so quotable 1. The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it. 2. We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. ...
By silvereyes 8 66 comments OK Dec 11, 2017
Fellow agnostics, how do you feel about believers joining?
By Draco 6 630 comments UK Sep 25, 2017
Look what was in my mailbox today!
By LiterateHiker 8 49 comments WA Oct 19, 2018
DO YOU LIKE MY NEW T-SHIRT? It fits perfectly! :D
By patchoullijulie 8 53 comments Australia Oct 21, 2018
I was initially doubtful about meeting someone online. However, I just spent 2 weeks with a wonderful guy (@DharmaBum50) I met on this site. We plan to spend more time together this summer and fall. It's a long distance relationship for now, but ...
By EllenDale 7 67 comments MI May 20, 2018
I’ve been shot in combat. And as a veteran, I’m telling you: allowing teachers to be armed is an asinine idea
By Crimson67 8 117 comments KY Feb 22, 2018
I posted earlier this year about how I was going to get a puppy as a sort of graduation gift to myself for finishing my bachelor's degree in Biological Sciences--so here he is. Meet Mordechai the harlequin Great Dane puppy. :)
By Mea 7 76 comments CO June 17, 2018
Thinking about LEVELS...
By skado 8 47 comments AL Apr 21, 2018
Someone didn't think this through.
By VictoriaNotes 8 56 comments MS Feb 8, 2018
This explains it. Lol.
By yogafan108 7 19 comments NV Aug 7, 2018
Being on the net as often as i am, i need the civility-fixes here at The last two days have been especially abuse-ridden. After two days of being attacked and name-called for my socially conscious, anti-racist/bigotry approaches...
By josephr 7 26 comments Canada Sep 7, 2018
We're happy to roll out an update to our "likes" button. You can now select a dozen different types of emotions in your "likes". You can still do a single click for the good old thumbs up. We realize that we don't want this site to be too much ...
By Admin 8 38 comments Online July 1, 2018
Guys ask why women are so pissed off. Even guys with wives and daughters. Jackson Katz, a prominent social researcher, illustrates why. He's done it with hundreds of audiences: "I draw a line down the middle of a chalkboard, sketching a male ...
By HippieChick58 9 67 comments NE Sep 28, 2018
The unromantic truth
By AMGT 8 18 comments CA Aug 15, 2018
Here's my AGNOSTIC shirt! I like it a lot! Thanks to Administration!
By LucyLoohoo 8 38 comments CA Oct 25, 2018
How comfortable are you with the word "Atheist" ?
By Chris90045 5 592 comments CA Sep 29, 2017
One of the funniest things in my Facebook feed today.
By Kojaksmom 8 22 comments NC Feb 18, 2018
I've been away for a while. I've missed you heathens. I have a story to tell here. Last year I spoke with a friend in southern Illinois about a guitar that he's had forever. It was an old, beat-up Kay acoustic. And when I say old, I mean old. It ...
By Duke 8 49 comments CO Apr 9, 2018
I feel this is true for most people who finally open their eyes to reality.
By BohoHeathen 7 18 comments OH May 29, 2018
Thank You for being here. I've met a wonderful, funny man. We are planning for the future. Without this site we would not have met.
By charlotte62 7 40 comments WA Sep 21, 2018
Finding love on Agnostic, update. So I get it. I don't think people end up on this site without a healthy sense of skepticism. I've not updated or posted (bragged?) about finding love because I wanted to let things with KelKat and I...simmer. ...
By Fearlessfreep 7 46 comments KS Aug 25, 2018
The recent posts on reproductive rights and abortion hit close to home for me so I have some pretty strong feelings about it. Last year when it looked like the ACA might be repealed I decided to share my story on facebook. I thought I would ...
By AdorkableMe 7 56 comments OR May 21, 2018
We're really excited to announce a bunch of new ways to help you meet other members. If you like what you're seeing, please tell your friends about our community. Here are few of the new features: Chat rooms Since it was one of the top ...
By Admin 8 34 comments Online May 15, 2018
First day of school and my heathen has to wear his atheist shirt. Lol
By Crimson67 8 35 comments KY Aug 9, 2018
Hello all, I just wanted to say that I've really been enjoying this place and appreciate the sense of community here! I love all of the stimulating conversations that can be found on the discussion boards as well as how caring and supportive ...
By Mea 7 34 comments CO Mar 15, 2018
Why are people so hostile towards President Donald Trump? This question was asked on Quora, and here is probably the best response so far (thank you to Chris O'Leary). Please take the time to read the whole thing (a little long I know, but ...
By ATDayHiker 7 36 comments TN Feb 11
A toast to Stephen Hawking. Such a great contributer to the world. Here are some of his awesome quotes: 1. Intelligence is the ability to change and adapt. 2. Perfection simply doesn't exist.....Without imperfection, neither you nor I would ...
By silvereyes 8 24 comments OK Mar 14, 2018
Okay guys, I've got 17 more points to get to level 8 (and a tee-shirt) so I'm going to shamelessly whore myself out to get them. Help me out!
By tnorman1236 8 58 comments WV June 13, 2018
Does a post or comment make you feel a little ill? We now have a nausea icon under "Like".
By Admin 8 34 comments Online Oct 23, 2018
How do you deal with Door-knockers?
By Nicsnort 6 819 comments TX Oct 14, 2017
Yay!! Got my t-shirt today! Woot woot! 😜😎😃🙂
By BeeHappy 9 38 comments NV Apr 3, 2018
I met a fellow member yesterday for a wonderful day. Not kissing and telling, just glad I clicked on the add on Facebook. Happy we talked about sinkholes at odd hours and took a chance..
By anonymous 7 28 comments Online July 22, 2018
Some site updates 1. Doing some tests on mobile main page to simplify it and make it easier to click on things. Some members said the links were too small to click so they're buttons. Also, we've never been happy with the small post form on ...
By Admin 8 37 comments Online Apr 18, 2018
For those who will meet up with family (and friends) this holiday season, here's some advice from Bill Maher on what to do. Summary: shut up about politics :) Youtube While on the topic, wish you all the best of the holiday season! Oh, ...
By Admin 8 48 comments Online Nov 19, 2018
Recent site updates! Wow, it's been a while since we summarized new features so here goes! Alerts for comments of members you follow – If you want to be notified when someone you follow makes a comment, you can toggle that alert on your...
By Admin 8 34 comments Online Mar 23, 2018
We added two little features today: 1. One comments and replies, you can view who liked the content by clicking on the icon with 3 horizontal lines and then "View Likes". This is more important for mobile users who were not able to view who likes...
By Admin 8 20 comments Online Apr 20, 2018
Been there. Done that. Got the t-shirt. And thanks @Admin!
By Duke 8 38 comments CO May 14, 2018
When you log into and no one has liked your posts or viewed your profile.
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By EricTrommater 9 35 comments VA Feb 10, 2018
We all have human bodies. They're all in various stages of illness, wellness, growth, and repair. They're all something so very temporary and precious. They won't hold us forever. It's okay to love yourself and this thing we're lucky enough to ride ...
By DuchessNyx 6 28 comments NE May 7, 2018
How do you tell religious people that you're an atheist?
By Bingogwak 6 843 comments CA Sep 10, 2017
HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared ...
By Tecolote 7 34 comments MO Aug 23, 2018
I really like this come back.
By Dida 6 26 comments WI Feb 8, 2018
Today is my 48th. I'm happy 47 is over and excited for this new year ❤ I spent the day at Mt Rainer, a "largest flea market" and some dam (can't remember the name, lol) with my two teenage boys. Such a beautiful day! I made a birthday hat......
By pepperjones 8 83 comments WA Sep 3, 2018
LMAO 😁 😃🤭! This woman has made one of the funniest characters on the internet!
By Dmej114 7 14 comments MI Feb 21
This is absolutely true! HAHAHA
By nutrition_nerd 7 13 comments AR May 22, 2018
When I was in school for photography I discovered my professor was quite against gay rights and thought we just needed to meet someone good in bed and get some mental help. So. When the self portrait project came up I decided to make it gay and ...
By Peeves 6 26 comments Canada June 20, 2018
I'm less fearful of death now because I'm a agnostic/atheist . Several years ago I collapsed with a cardiac condition which has since been resolved. I woke up the following day in a intensive care unit . I remembered collapsing to the floor and then ...
By Lemonhead526 4 42 comments UK Oct 14, 2018
To whomever is responsible for the site....Thanks I am so glad to be here.
By CeciRosane60 7 20 comments FL Dec 31, 2017
I should run for political office just to see what kind of dirt they dig up on me. It would be nice to be able to piece together my twenties.
By Duke 8 32 comments CO Aug 3, 2018
I have been remiss in not updating you on the third long-distance visit. I was there almost 4 weeks, and DharmaBum50 and I had a wonderful visit! He showed me around Berea, KY, and we travelled to Asheville, NC, drove the beautiful Blue Ridge ...
By EllenDale 7 30 comments MI Dec 9, 2018
I just wanted to say that I have really enjoyed Agnostic and all those whom I've had conversations with. Everyone for the most part seems to be mature and able to discuss constructively even when we disagree. The difference between this and ...
By SkepticPower31 6 28 comments Canada Feb 25
Last night I was out with The Phoenix Atheists Meetup group at a local restaurant. Somebody walking by dropped a note on our table proving the existence of GOD, Asking us to look at our thumbprint and complete with references to bible verses. The ...
By GeorgeRocheleau 8 48 comments AZ Sep 22, 2018
I no longer deny global warming. I no longer believe women should submit to men. I no longer deny a woman's right over her own body. I no longer believe that being gay is a sin. I no longer believe that "Jesus" was anything more than just...
By EX-Faith 4 26 comments FL Apr 17, 2018
Inquiring minds...
By evestrat 8 27 comments KS Apr 18, 2018
Episode 3 of "Stupid things Christians say to me" A coworker and I were discussing the circumstances that had resulted in another employee being escorted out of the facility and told to not come back. I mentioned that she had been inappropriate...
By Crimson67 8 57 comments KY Aug 17, 2018
Went over to my daughters place and got a pic of myself taken wearing the T shirt that I received last Friday.
By DenoPenno 8 24 comments MO Oct 28, 2018
Thank you @Admin !!!!!! I love it!!!! (Please ignore my post work face lmao)
By LadyAlyxandrea 8 18 comments KS July 19, 2018
This will be my first post here, and it is very difficult to write, as silly as that may seem. I suppose it is not helped when I have been very honest here on my profile regarding things that I normally am not particularly forward with. Hello massive...
By SeptemberRain 5 98 comments TX Oct 22, 2018
I was at a bar tonight for a New Year's Eve celebration, though I rarely drink, and I started chatting with a nice, friendly woman named Donna who is somewhere in her late 40s or early 50s and is exceptionally attractive. We were chatting and having ...
By resserts 8 36 comments NY Jan 1, 2018
Customer service point of view. I have worked various public facing jobs over the years and I think it's a point of view everyone could benefit from hearing, so here goes. There is a troubling attitude toward customer service workers ...
By OpposingOpposum 8 46 comments FL Apr 16, 2018
Today I found that I had 5 long emails from an older member who lives in "the rust belt". I had not seen them previously which started on V-Day. He provided me with his phone number and demanded I call him. After not responding to the first two ...
By Corvislover 6 39 comments AZ Feb 16
I got my shirt in the mail today!!! Whoohoo!
By ashortbeauty 8 40 comments FL June 8, 2018
I had a trully upsetting and shocking experience today. I just feel so angry about it. I have two students of afro-carribean descent. I'll call them Julie and Tommy. Julie is from a rather well to do family from London. She speaks in very pronounced ...
By Amisja 8 52 comments UK Mar 7
Mosquito humor
By evestrat 8 21 comments KS Jan 9, 2018
Are You Lonely?
By LiterateHiker 8 130 comments WA Mar 22, 2018
I recently made a post that referenced a hideous creature called Alzheimer's Disease. It was intended to be humorous but, for understandable reasons, not everyone found it funny. To those that were offended, I do apologize for crossing a line. I ...
By Duke 8 35 comments CO June 26, 2018
I never wanted to believe that my roommate was stealing from his road construction job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
By ebdb 7 22 comments PA May 4, 2018
Last year I lost my boyfriend to suicide. I have good days and bad days about it. His birthday is in a few days and it has me horribly emotional. I miss him so much, and i don't think that is an aspect of me that will ever fully go away. It was ...
By AprilLynn 5 47 comments MT July 25, 2018
Oh my, God!
By DoDapper 8 13 comments MN Oct 26, 2018
I just realised that I get a free T-shirt when I get to level 8. Please enjoy this photo of a largely depleted box of grapes. If 19,388 of you would kindly like this post I can get my T-shirt and we'll all be happy. Thanks.
By anonymous 7 23 comments Online June 8, 2018
Telling an atheist "I'll pray for you" is just as offensive as telling a Christian "I'll think rationally for you." Saw this online today and loved it. Thought I'd share.
By silvereyes 8 49 comments OK Mar 3, 2018
I need to post something here and I'm not really sure how to go about this. I'm good at being goofy and, serious stuff often comes out wrong but, here goes: Everybody here knows what a huge flirt I am. And it's always fun to flirt. But, I've been ...
By Duke 8 45 comments CO Aug 19, 2018
self portrait....ageing is definately not for cissies
By talulah888 5 28 comments UK Mar 4
I am about to lose my most dear niece to the evils of Ewings Sarcoma. I'm close to broken. She is 12 and deserves NONE of this. I'm angry. I'm sad. I'm hurt.
By Ken 5 53 comments AR Mar 6
The last event of the American Atheist convention was packing 30,000 meals for the poor... a tangible reminder that atheists care. Way to go!
By Admin 8 15 comments Online Apr 1, 2018
Today marks my 1 year anniversary of joining this site. Since then, friendships have started and a community of people from which I feel comfortable with has developed. This site has grown in so many ways with a variety of interests for almost ...
By mistymoon77 9 19 comments MN Oct 9, 2018
This topic has been covered a few times on here. Hopefully this will help anyone that still has questions. Dick Pic 101 😉 😂🤣
By BeeHappy 9 28 comments NV June 3, 2018
I’ve been on this site almost a week now, and haven’t received a single unsolicited dick pic so far. What a refreshing change of pace! Are non-believers more enlightened when it comes to that sort of thing? Or have I just been lucky?
By IndySent 7 122 comments Norway Dec 26, 2017
Bullies---TIME'S UP Workplace drama - Day 2 A young lady from the new hire class walked out crying today. I stopped to see if I could help. Then guided her into a side room and asked what had happened. It seems she overheard some other ...
By JustLuAnn 6 26 comments TX Jan 30, 2018
I feel so pretty now!
By LEPeff 8 21 comments PA July 18, 2018
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