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anonymous 7 7 comments Mar 22

People are desperate for the Messiah alright! [thevintagenews.com]

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Allamanda 6 9 comments Mar 21

Funko Pops! I recently kicked off a new hobby collecting some of those Funko Pops. But sparsely and only what interests me. But I noticed on YouTube that there are real fanatics out there with thousands of them in their collections and even some ...

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johnprytz 7 10 comments Mar 20

One time i went to a church group for a friend. They began discussing music and satanism....i then took it upon myself to show them true satanic black metal. I could no longer abide them labeling Metallica as devil music lol. Soooooo i introduced ...

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Charles9488 4 9 comments Mar 20

Jesus arrives for the second coming. What entrance music does he use and why? (Again, these prompts are for fun— be creative!)

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flithyMONKEYmen 6 33 comments Mar 19

Sooooo many questions...

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flithyMONKEYmen 6 5 comments Mar 19

What does the “H.” in “Jesus H. Christ” stand for? (Be creative— this is intended to be fun!)

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flithyMONKEYmen 6 71 comments Mar 18

Proud agnostic? Report over here for a meeting haha. I'm hyped

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Jack4Me 3 7 comments Mar 17

One summer when I was a youngster, my grandfather took me to a lake to teach me some fishing skills. I became quite good at baiting hooks, and Grandpa called me a master baiter. When school started up again, the teacher asked the class what we did ...

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BestWithoutGods 7 8 comments Mar 17

C'mon global warming, where the hell are you? Do you realize we are just few days shy from Spring time?

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IamNobody 8 7 comments Mar 17

Isn't it hilarious how the religious transfer their own deviance onto us? :D

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Surfpirate 8 14 comments Mar 16

Friendzoned by God.

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GeorgeRocheleau 8 5 comments Mar 16

This made me chuckle

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Namaste 5 11 comments Mar 14

One do over....

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Namaste 5 31 comments Mar 12

Did you hear about the Explosion at the Cheese Factory in France? There was nothing left but de Brie......

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Heidi68 7 23 comments Mar 11

I want it baaaack..

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Charlene 8 14 comments Mar 10

Don't forget!

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tnorman1236 8 10 comments Mar 8

LINK Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

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resserts 8 15 comments Mar 6

Since it's Sunday:

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bigpawbullets 8 11 comments Mar 3

Perhaps their Hail Marys will cancel each other out

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webspider555 7 4 comments Mar 2

Ha ha ha ha. Too punny.

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Marcel3405 6 9 comments Mar 2

Eight more sketchbook pages.

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MusicMnstr99 6 15 comments Feb 27

A nice windy day in Virginia. Changed my car battery and made a nice Turkey sandwich. I didnt have to thank a God for any of it.

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NathanHale85 3 10 comments Feb 25

Yes, I KNOW I said we'd be together until the end of time. But time was going a lot faster when we liked each other.

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Benthoven 8 14 comments Feb 25

Better step up your game fellow atheists or risk the scorn of your peers. So-Called ‘Atheist’ Doesn’t Even Barge Into Churches Screaming ‘You’re All Brainwashed Fools’ [local.theonion.com]

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BrentMBA2004 4 8 comments Feb 25

So-Called ‘Atheist’ Doesn’t Even Barge Into Churches Screaming ‘You’re All Brainwashed Fools’ [local.theonion.com]

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ldheinz 7 8 comments Feb 25

LINK The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller Its Balls, Study Finds - Motherboard

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MsAl 7 25 comments Feb 24

Sitting around the campfire roasting marshmallows and hotdogs.

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AstralSmoke 8 10 comments Feb 24

Going more places.... Youtube

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evidentialist 8 4 comments Feb 24

One of the things I miss most about being in a relationship is having someone to cook for. I love to bake and cook. Sitting alone on this Saturday evening while my house stinks of Italian. Beef and Italian sausage bought from a farmer I know ...

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Tutankhamun 6 25 comments Feb 23

Control yourself, ladies.

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tnorman1236 8 44 comments Feb 23

Thermodynamics Of Hell A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: “Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof.” Most of the students wrote proofs of their ...

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josh_is_exciting 7 8 comments Feb 22

LINK IT EXISTS: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Colander

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SkotlandSkye 8 12 comments Feb 22

LMAO 😁 😃🤭! This woman has made one of the funniest characters on the internet!

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Dmej114 7 14 comments Feb 21

Oh wow. How odd!

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Marcel3405 6 15 comments Feb 21

The Power of my Compelling Compels You! Last night, I was happily painting with a napping bird on my shoulder. When suddenly, a mutha fuckin' HUGE something scampers across my foot. Oh no, not in THIS house! Demon begone! I leapt to my ...

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Aware1 4 14 comments Feb 21

I like Tim. Do you like Tim? Youtube

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evidentialist 8 5 comments Feb 21

Tucker Carlson behind the scenes. Youtube

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MLinoge 6 7 comments Feb 21

LINK Little Brother Saves Sister In Wrestling Match! GET OFF My Sister! - YouTube

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BeeHappy 9 11 comments Feb 21

At the wharf.....

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RobertMartin 7 5 comments Feb 20

The Bread or the Pan👍😂

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Sheannutt 9 41 comments Feb 20

Wait! What! One day...?

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1000runner 6 5 comments Feb 20

Had a visitor this morning.

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SkepticPower31 6 14 comments Feb 20

Fuckarewe...

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RileyStevens 7 7 comments Feb 17

Five times the world didn't end [bbc.com]

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ipdg77 8 6 comments Feb 15

It's not the voices in my head that bother me… it's the echo!

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Benthoven 8 6 comments Feb 15

Ooooooooooooooooooklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain.....

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SkotlandSkye 8 9 comments Feb 15

I was slawtered.

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GeorgeRocheleau 8 5 comments Feb 11

POLL Have you gone on a date with someone you met on this site?

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BohoHeathen 7 54 comments Feb 8

Stupid people: they are the bane of human existence. However, I'm profoundly uncomfortable saying whose life is worth living, and whose isn't. So I find myself in a bit of an ethical dilemma when some idiot looks over at me and says: “Here, hold my...

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Benthoven 8 4 comments Feb 7

If you're driving in the left-lane of the freeway, and there are no cars ahead of you, but a line of cars behind you… you're a dick.

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Benthoven 8 18 comments Feb 6

LINK 25 Obscure English Words

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Dougy 7 14 comments Jan 31

What's everyone doing with all this cold? I'm getting cabin fever. Besides working I'm staying inside. Winter is the worst!

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Jama765 6 23 comments Jan 30

Pirate humor

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ATDayHiker 7 10 comments Jan 27

If Today Had a Theme, It Would Be DEATH (but maybe optimistically) Today, my day started with watching a dog be hit by a car and then listening to him die. From there, thing went downhill. Dear readers, you KNOW you're having a bad day ...

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Aware1 4 9 comments Jan 26

Are you frugal?

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BeeHappy 9 31 comments Jan 23

Anyone else who’s a closeted atheist? Message me, let’s be friends:)

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chlorine413 6 29 comments Jan 22

I've finally reach 8.1... and I've only been on Agnostic.com since the early eighties.

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Benthoven 8 8 comments Jan 22

This should be pretty easy

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RobertMartin 7 6 comments Jan 21

If you think about it, due to the time-space continuum, and the forward expansion of the universe, even "two-steps backward" is still moving forward.

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Benthoven 8 5 comments Jan 21

FOOD for thought, anyone?... confession: i ate an entire Sara Lee strawberry cheesecake with a spoon ... once upon a time, when my infant son was hospitalized with pneumonia and my 4yo daughter was with us in the room with a projectile vomiting ...

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Soarfeet 6 13 comments Jan 20

I lay outside on my back, one starry night. The clear night sky was filled with millions of stars and I saw above me a vast, eternal, Universe where I was certainly looking at other suns with their own solar systems. I saw a cosmos with resources ...

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Benthoven 8 6 comments Jan 20

I don't care about who you love… But I do care about who you hate!

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Benthoven 8 4 comments Jan 20

" I have never heard a rational argument to defeat the smell of frying bacon". Andy Hamilton "News Quiz" BBC Sat repeat 19th Jan 2019 I reckon the are some but who cares?

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Mcflewster 7 6 comments Jan 19

Sunny and 60° Friday, cold and 35° Saturday. Texas

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Ruby2b 5 4 comments Jan 19

LINK Penguin prostitution is a real thing. A very short book excerpt: - The Atlantic

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OpposingOpposum 8 7 comments Jan 18

We can only hope

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RobertMartin 7 6 comments Jan 18

I was reading my aunt's 'Republican Bible' last night and found the oddest scripture. It's a scripture I've read many times, even memorized, but I don't remember it quite like this. The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want —Keep in mind he’s ...

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Benthoven 8 7 comments Jan 18

THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving ...

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Closeted 8 10 comments Jan 17

Do robots have penises? [agnostic.com]

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JackPedigo 8 5 comments Jan 17

One of my goals this year is to draw every single day. I've filled 5 pages so far in my large sketchbook. I've used DrawWithJazza's Arty Games app multiple times because it's super fun and it helps me figure out what to draw!

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MusicMnstr99 6 8 comments Jan 17

Another data dump on my way through....

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evidentialist 8 4 comments Jan 16

Today's Inspirational Quote

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Lutherzme 7 5 comments Jan 16

LINK The 30,000 Year History Of The Dildo - Earth to Ken Ham & YECs 😜

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VictoriaNotes 8 11 comments Jan 13

To the guy that stole my antidepressants, I hope you're happy now.

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GeorgeRocheleau 8 7 comments Jan 13

This made me laugh! Can you lick the science?

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HippieChick58 9 6 comments Jan 11

Deep thoughts... I'm currently reading John Locke's, "An Essay Concerning the True Original, Extent and End of Government" and came across this passage: “Adam was created a perfect man, his body and mind in full possession of their strength ...

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sfvpool 7 17 comments Dec 25, 2018

3 mins. of cat purring. My Xmas gift to the site. Youtube

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kmdskit3 8 8 comments Dec 25, 2018

POLL Tomato, Tom'ah'to

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tartanathiest 5 5 comments Dec 24, 2018

Whoo hoo! my events were approved for posting on agnostic! (I'm really hoping to find some more stuff to connect with some locals from this community.) Philly People - check these out: [agnostic.com] [agnostic.com]

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Lillyfield41 7 4 comments Dec 20, 2018

What are your thoughts/ideas on prophesy? Do you think that dimensions exist on our plane of intelligence? Is it physical or metaphysical?

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Dazeypanda 4 33 comments Dec 17, 2018

Have you ever disliked someone for no reason?

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EmeraldJewel 7 32 comments Dec 14, 2018

As a grammar nerd (not nazi), I find this to be funny.

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tnorman1236 8 5 comments Dec 13, 2018

Do you enjoy a good gossip?

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EmeraldJewel 7 38 comments Dec 9, 2018

Weirdest part about 'Christian' holidays/celebrations/customs?

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Chooseluv 5 14 comments Dec 3, 2018

Is anyone else grossed out by cleaning bathrooms, including your own?!

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EmeraldJewel 7 28 comments Nov 29, 2018

One year ago today (Sun. 11/25) I ran across an ad on FB for Agnostic.com, a dating site and community of non-believers. And I have to say... it has been a life changing experience. No, I haven't met Mr Right but I have had the good fortune to meet ...

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BeeHappy 9 20 comments Nov 26, 2018

Look what i got

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SonOfABeachII 8 9 comments Nov 19, 2018

What's your favourite Atheist quote/saying?

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Jonboy 4 29 comments Nov 19, 2018

Would like your opinion on this...there's a nurse I work with who basically hit on me at work. He's married. Im not interested but see him as a comrade as I do all my coworkers so it came as a shock. First he added me on facebook...which is fine, ...

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lauraleigh38 6 102 comments Nov 17, 2018

This was on Facebook over 200 comments. So so many explain why they were right and everybody else was wrong. So..... What's your answer? LOL

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HardBlues69 7 21 comments Nov 15, 2018

What’s your favorite and least favorite season?

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EmeraldJewel 7 20 comments Nov 6, 2018

How do you feel about manners and common decency?

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Byrd 7 25 comments Nov 5, 2018

Please share any fun thing that you did on Halloween. Pictures are welcome. I took my dog out as Batman and I was Poison Ivy and we gave out candy to kids downtown. There was even free hot dogs given out by a church, (Ha-Ha, No, I did not burst into ...

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alanalorie 7 39 comments Nov 1, 2018

What is your favorite Halloween themed music video?

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snytiger6 8 23 comments Oct 31, 2018

Costumes for pets? Yes or no? I'm surprised how many animal lovers dress up their pets for photo ops. In my experience most animals don't like clothing, hats, etc. In many of the photos and videos the animal is clearly stressed out. I ...

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