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By anonymous 7 7 comments Online Mar 22
People are desperate for the Messiah alright! [thevintagenews.com]
By Allamanda 6 9 comments Virgin Islands, U.S. Mar 21
Funko Pops! I recently kicked off a new hobby collecting some of those Funko Pops. But sparsely and only what interests me. But I noticed on YouTube that there are real fanatics out there with thousands of them in their collections and even some ...
By johnprytz 7 10 comments Australia Mar 20
One time i went to a church group for a friend. They began discussing music and satanism....i then took it upon myself to show them true satanic black metal. I could no longer abide them labeling Metallica as devil music lol. Soooooo i introduced ...
By Charles9488 4 9 comments MS Mar 20
Jesus arrives for the second coming. What entrance music does he use and why? (Again, these prompts are for fun— be creative!)
By flithyMONKEYmen 6 33 comments VA Mar 19
Sooooo many questions...
By flithyMONKEYmen 6 5 comments VA Mar 19
What does the “H.” in “Jesus H. Christ” stand for? (Be creative— this is intended to be fun!)
By flithyMONKEYmen 6 71 comments VA Mar 18
Proud agnostic? Report over here for a meeting haha. I'm hyped
By Jack4Me 3 7 comments GA Mar 17
One summer when I was a youngster, my grandfather took me to a lake to teach me some fishing skills. I became quite good at baiting hooks, and Grandpa called me a master baiter. When school started up again, the teacher asked the class what we did ...
By BestWithoutGods 7 8 comments TN Mar 17
C'mon global warming, where the hell are you? Do you realize we are just few days shy from Spring time?
By IamNobody 8 7 comments IN Mar 17
Isn't it hilarious how the religious transfer their own deviance onto us? :D
By Surfpirate 8 14 comments Canada Mar 16
Friendzoned by God.
By GeorgeRocheleau 8 5 comments AZ Mar 16
This made me chuckle
By Namaste 5 11 comments SC Mar 14
One do over....
By Namaste 5 31 comments SC Mar 12
Did you hear about the Explosion at the Cheese Factory in France? There was nothing left but de Brie......
By Heidi68 7 23 comments NC Mar 11
I want it baaaack..
By Charlene 8 14 comments Mar 10
Don't forget!
By tnorman1236 8 10 comments WV Mar 8
LINK Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back
By resserts 8 15 comments NY Mar 6
Since it's Sunday:
By bigpawbullets 8 11 comments OH Mar 3
Perhaps their Hail Marys will cancel each other out
By webspider555 7 4 comments UK Mar 2
Ha ha ha ha. Too punny.
By Marcel3405 6 9 comments WA Mar 2
Eight more sketchbook pages.
By MusicMnstr99 6 15 comments IA Feb 27
A nice windy day in Virginia. Changed my car battery and made a nice Turkey sandwich. I didnt have to thank a God for any of it.
By NathanHale85 3 10 comments VA Feb 25
Yes, I KNOW I said we'd be together until the end of time. But time was going a lot faster when we liked each other.
By Benthoven 8 14 comments NY Feb 25
Better step up your game fellow atheists or risk the scorn of your peers. So-Called ‘Atheist’ Doesn’t Even Barge Into Churches Screaming ‘You’re All Brainwashed Fools’ [local.theonion.com]
By BrentMBA2004 4 8 comments FL Feb 25
So-Called ‘Atheist’ Doesn’t Even Barge Into Churches Screaming ‘You’re All Brainwashed Fools’ [local.theonion.com]
By ldheinz 7 8 comments Feb 25
LINK The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller Its Balls, Study Finds - Motherboard
By MsAl 7 25 comments MI Feb 24
Sitting around the campfire roasting marshmallows and hotdogs.
By AstralSmoke 8 10 comments TN Feb 24
Going more places.... Youtube
By evidentialist 8 4 comments NM Feb 24
One of the things I miss most about being in a relationship is having someone to cook for. I love to bake and cook. Sitting alone on this Saturday evening while my house stinks of Italian. Beef and Italian sausage bought from a farmer I know ...
By Tutankhamun 6 25 comments OH Feb 23
Control yourself, ladies.
By tnorman1236 8 44 comments WV Feb 23
Thermodynamics Of Hell A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: “Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof.” Most of the students wrote proofs of their ...
By josh_is_exciting 7 8 comments IL Feb 22
LINK IT EXISTS: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Colander
By SkotlandSkye 8 12 comments OK Feb 22
LMAO 😁 😃🤭! This woman has made one of the funniest characters on the internet!
By Dmej114 7 14 comments MI Feb 21
Oh wow. How odd!
By Marcel3405 6 15 comments WA Feb 21
The Power of my Compelling Compels You! Last night, I was happily painting with a napping bird on my shoulder. When suddenly, a mutha fuckin' HUGE something scampers across my foot. Oh no, not in THIS house! Demon begone! I leapt to my ...
By Aware1 4 14 comments AL Feb 21
I like Tim. Do you like Tim? Youtube
By evidentialist 8 5 comments NM Feb 21
Tucker Carlson behind the scenes. Youtube
By MLinoge 6 7 comments FL Feb 21
LINK Little Brother Saves Sister In Wrestling Match! GET OFF My Sister! - YouTube
By BeeHappy 9 11 comments NV Feb 21
At the wharf.....
By RobertMartin 7 5 comments MS Feb 20
The Bread or the Pan👍😂
By Sheannutt 9 41 comments OR Feb 20
Wait! What! One day...?
By 1000runner 6 5 comments NY Feb 20
Had a visitor this morning.
By SkepticPower31 6 14 comments Canada Feb 20
Fuckarewe...
By RileyStevens 7 7 comments WA Feb 17
Five times the world didn't end [bbc.com]
By ipdg77 8 6 comments UK Feb 15
It's not the voices in my head that bother me… it's the echo!
By Benthoven 8 6 comments NY Feb 15
Ooooooooooooooooooklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain.....
By SkotlandSkye 8 9 comments OK Feb 15
I was slawtered.
By GeorgeRocheleau 8 5 comments AZ Feb 11
POLL Have you gone on a date with someone you met on this site?
By BohoHeathen 7 54 comments OH Feb 8
Stupid people: they are the bane of human existence. However, I'm profoundly uncomfortable saying whose life is worth living, and whose isn't. So I find myself in a bit of an ethical dilemma when some idiot looks over at me and says: “Here, hold my...
By Benthoven 8 4 comments NY Feb 7
If you're driving in the left-lane of the freeway, and there are no cars ahead of you, but a line of cars behind you… you're a dick.
By Benthoven 8 18 comments NY Feb 6
LINK 25 Obscure English Words
By Dougy 7 14 comments WV Jan 31
What's everyone doing with all this cold? I'm getting cabin fever. Besides working I'm staying inside. Winter is the worst!
By Jama765 6 23 comments IN Jan 30
Pirate humor
By ATDayHiker 7 10 comments TN Jan 27
If Today Had a Theme, It Would Be DEATH (but maybe optimistically) Today, my day started with watching a dog be hit by a car and then listening to him die. From there, thing went downhill. Dear readers, you KNOW you're having a bad day ...
By Aware1 4 9 comments AL Jan 26
Are you frugal?
By BeeHappy 9 31 comments NV Jan 23
Anyone else who’s a closeted atheist? Message me, let’s be friends:)
By chlorine413 6 29 comments CA Jan 22
I've finally reach 8.1... and I've only been on Agnostic.com since the early eighties.
By Benthoven 8 8 comments NY Jan 22
This should be pretty easy
By RobertMartin 7 6 comments MS Jan 21
If you think about it, due to the time-space continuum, and the forward expansion of the universe, even "two-steps backward" is still moving forward.
By Benthoven 8 5 comments NY Jan 21
FOOD for thought, anyone?... confession: i ate an entire Sara Lee strawberry cheesecake with a spoon ... once upon a time, when my infant son was hospitalized with pneumonia and my 4yo daughter was with us in the room with a projectile vomiting ...
By Soarfeet 6 13 comments TX Jan 20
I lay outside on my back, one starry night. The clear night sky was filled with millions of stars and I saw above me a vast, eternal, Universe where I was certainly looking at other suns with their own solar systems. I saw a cosmos with resources ...
By Benthoven 8 6 comments NY Jan 20
I don't care about who you love… But I do care about who you hate!
By Benthoven 8 4 comments NY Jan 20
" I have never heard a rational argument to defeat the smell of frying bacon". Andy Hamilton "News Quiz" BBC Sat repeat 19th Jan 2019 I reckon the are some but who cares?
By Mcflewster 7 6 comments UK Jan 19
Sunny and 60° Friday, cold and 35° Saturday. Texas
By Ruby2b 5 4 comments TX Jan 19
LINK Penguin prostitution is a real thing. A very short book excerpt: - The Atlantic
By OpposingOpposum 8 7 comments FL Jan 18
We can only hope
By RobertMartin 7 6 comments MS Jan 18
I was reading my aunt's 'Republican Bible' last night and found the oddest scripture. It's a scripture I've read many times, even memorized, but I don't remember it quite like this. The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want —Keep in mind he’s ...
By Benthoven 8 7 comments NY Jan 18
THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving ...
By Closeted 8 10 comments IL Jan 17
Do robots have penises? [agnostic.com]
By JackPedigo 8 5 comments WA Jan 17
One of my goals this year is to draw every single day. I've filled 5 pages so far in my large sketchbook. I've used DrawWithJazza's Arty Games app multiple times because it's super fun and it helps me figure out what to draw!
By MusicMnstr99 6 8 comments IA Jan 17
Another data dump on my way through....
By evidentialist 8 4 comments NM Jan 16
Today's Inspirational Quote
By Lutherzme 7 5 comments PA Jan 16
LINK The 30,000 Year History Of The Dildo - Earth to Ken Ham & YECs 😜
By VictoriaNotes 8 11 comments MS Jan 13
To the guy that stole my antidepressants, I hope you're happy now.
By GeorgeRocheleau 8 7 comments AZ Jan 13
This made me laugh! Can you lick the science?
By HippieChick58 9 6 comments NE Jan 11
Deep thoughts... I'm currently reading John Locke's, "An Essay Concerning the True Original, Extent and End of Government" and came across this passage: “Adam was created a perfect man, his body and mind in full possession of their strength ...
By sfvpool 7 17 comments CA Dec 25, 2018
3 mins. of cat purring. My Xmas gift to the site. Youtube
By kmdskit3 8 8 comments MN Dec 25, 2018
POLL Tomato, Tom'ah'to
By tartanathiest 5 5 comments UK Dec 24, 2018
Whoo hoo! my events were approved for posting on agnostic! (I'm really hoping to find some more stuff to connect with some locals from this community.) Philly People - check these out: [agnostic.com] [agnostic.com]
By Lillyfield41 7 4 comments PA Dec 20, 2018
What are your thoughts/ideas on prophesy? Do you think that dimensions exist on our plane of intelligence? Is it physical or metaphysical?
By Dazeypanda 4 33 comments NY Dec 17, 2018
Have you ever disliked someone for no reason?
By EmeraldJewel 7 32 comments OK Dec 14, 2018
As a grammar nerd (not nazi), I find this to be funny.
By tnorman1236 8 5 comments WV Dec 13, 2018
Do you enjoy a good gossip?
By EmeraldJewel 7 38 comments OK Dec 9, 2018
Weirdest part about 'Christian' holidays/celebrations/customs?
By Chooseluv 5 14 comments Canada Dec 3, 2018
Is anyone else grossed out by cleaning bathrooms, including your own?!
By EmeraldJewel 7 28 comments OK Nov 29, 2018
One year ago today (Sun. 11/25) I ran across an ad on FB for Agnostic.com, a dating site and community of non-believers. And I have to say... it has been a life changing experience. No, I haven't met Mr Right but I have had the good fortune to meet ...
By BeeHappy 9 20 comments NV Nov 26, 2018
Look what i got
By SonOfABeachII 8 9 comments NE Nov 19, 2018
What's your favourite Atheist quote/saying?
By Jonboy 4 29 comments UK Nov 19, 2018
Would like your opinion on this...there's a nurse I work with who basically hit on me at work. He's married. Im not interested but see him as a comrade as I do all my coworkers so it came as a shock. First he added me on facebook...which is fine, ...
By lauraleigh38 6 102 comments SC Nov 17, 2018
This was on Facebook over 200 comments. So so many explain why they were right and everybody else was wrong. So..... What's your answer? LOL
By HardBlues69 7 21 comments IL Nov 15, 2018
What’s your favorite and least favorite season?
By EmeraldJewel 7 20 comments OK Nov 6, 2018
How do you feel about manners and common decency?
By Byrd 7 25 comments WA Nov 5, 2018
Please share any fun thing that you did on Halloween. Pictures are welcome. I took my dog out as Batman and I was Poison Ivy and we gave out candy to kids downtown. There was even free hot dogs given out by a church, (Ha-Ha, No, I did not burst into ...
By alanalorie 7 39 comments KS Nov 1, 2018
What is your favorite Halloween themed music video?
By snytiger6 8 23 comments WA Oct 31, 2018
Costumes for pets? Yes or no? I'm surprised how many animal lovers dress up their pets for photo ops. In my experience most animals don't like clothing, hats, etc. In many of the photos and videos the animal is clearly stressed out. I ...
By KissedbySun 7 32 comments SC Oct 31, 2018
Wish I were a pet owner
By Slava3 7 27 comments Canada Oct 31, 2018
What are your halloween plans?
By celticagent 7 22 comments MA Oct 31, 2018
Happy Halloween you godless heathens!
By janniegirl 6 15 comments GA Oct 31, 2018
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