The other day I was talking with my friend and we were on the phone about 20 minutes. Then I heard her husband say, "hi". I said, "Am I on speaker phone?" She said "yes". I said, in pretend outrage, "Damn Michele, I could have been talking about farts, lady bits or kinky sex and Jeff would have heard me."
Jeff applauded.
Me neither! I am pretty much guaranteed to drop the F bomb.
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