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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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2 days ago2d

Posted by Triphid
And one for the Ladies? A bit too much effort went into the Hand-stand I think.
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2 days ago2d

Posted by Triphid
ONE of those Grand Designs entries that Kevin McCloud did NOT show us on his t.v. series....LOL
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3 days ago3d

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Yesterday, I was in the kitchen planning dinner, and noticed that the clock had stopped. That really put me behind for my day, so today I decided that I'd better stop at the store for a AA battery. I found a clerk, and said "Please point me to where...
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4 days ago4d

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The Ding family had a son whom they named William. He grew up to become a famous architect. In fact, he traveled all over the world, designing massive structures. He was even hired to design entire cities. In fact, skyscrapers were named after him....
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5 days ago5d

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like well, damn.
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6 days ago6d

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I arrived early to the restaurant and the manager asked, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I replied, "Not at all." "Good," he said, "Take these drinks to table nine."
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn’t work.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Zealandia
I threw a ball for my dog. Know it's a bit extravagant, however it was Rex’s birthday and he looks great in a tuxedo.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What did the third wise salesman say after his friends had already presented gold and frankincense? "But wait... there's myrrh!"
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Zealandia
Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion. I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence.
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Zealandia
Ended up in a party full of World Health Organisation medics. Apparently I’ve gone to the wrong Doctor WHO convention.
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Zealandia
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Zealandia
I had a job tying sausages together, but I couldn’t make ends meet.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Zealandia
I got fired from the candle factory because I refused to work wick ends.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
This is my step ladder... I never knew my real ladder.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Zealandia
At one time a falling Apple led to the Theory of Gravity. Now, it's just a broken iPhone.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Zealandia
Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.” Me: “And?”
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Triphid
2 Termites walk in to a Bar. one termite ask the other, " Is the Bartender here?"
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"Are you single?" "No, I'm plural." "I mean are you free this Saturday?" "No, I'm rather expensive."
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by noworry28
Let's pour it on.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Zealandia
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Joe, a lifetime miner, was working in the depths of the mine, as he usually did. Suddenly he started to feel confused and babbled nonsensically. His fellow miners sent a message to a nearby hospital to send an ambulance to check on the confused ...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Zealandia
I love it when they drop the ball in Times Square. It's a nice reminder of what I did all year.
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Dec 31, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the New Year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
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Dec 30, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called a lunch.
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Posted by TriphidAnd one for the Ladies? A bit too much effort went into the Hand-stand I think.

Posted by TriphidONE of those Grand Designs entries that Kevin McCloud did NOT show us on his t.v. series....LOL

Posted by noworry28Let's pour it on.

Posted by KaceeBecause that’s what it’s all about. Let’s be real.

Posted by Kacee

Posted by noworry28Cut it in triangles and have a piece of π.

Posted by noworry28It's out of this world 🙄

Posted by ZealandiaGood definition of quarantine…

Posted by ElloPreaching for the Cheeses.

Posted by ZealandiaMoney can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal.

Posted by phxbillceeHoly Idiocy, Batman...

Posted by ZealandiaI’m going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It’s a very heated topic.

Posted by ZealandiaCouldn’t think of anything better today.

Posted by ZealandiaA community message sponsored by the Cretaceous Park….

Posted by ZealandiaBetter do as your Mother says.

Posted by ZealandiaCentred mindfulness…..

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