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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
5 hours ago5h

Posted by Zealandia
I want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s something I can really see myself doing.
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1 day ago1d

Posted by Zealandia
What happens when you witness a ship wreck? You let it sink in.
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3 days ago3d

Posted by phxbillcee
What Rock Group consists of four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore...
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4 days ago4d

Posted by phxbillcee
What do you call your Grandmother on your speed-dial? Instagram...
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5 days ago5d

Posted by Zealandia
My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, it's also terrible.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Triphid
A guy walks in to Cocktail Bar with a monkey on his shoulder, places the monkey on the bar, orders 2 drinks, a Manhattan for himself and a double Martini for he monkey. They drink their drinks, the guy orders 2 more and so it goes on for about an ...
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Cheesy Jokes
1 week ago1w

Posted by Triphid
Damn it, tried to cook myself a vegetarian meal last night, no bloody luck though, couldn't the Vegetarian to go into the microwave........LOL.
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Zealandia
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Zealandia
Today I gave my dead batteries away. They were free of charge.
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Zealandia
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Zealandia
The guy that invented the umbrella was going to call it the brella. But he hesitated.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Zealandia
My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by noworry28
It's out of this world 🙄
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Zealandia
I was sitting in traffic the other day. That’s probably why I got run over.
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4 weeks ago4w

Posted by Zealandia
I was given a bag of peanuts which was blessed by the Pope.... I gave them away. I dislike religious nuts.
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4 weeks ago4w

Posted by Zealandia
Good definition of quarantine…
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1 month ago1m

Posted by Zealandia
I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower’. I think I might have Florets.
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1 month ago1m

Posted by Zealandia
I dreamed someone was shouting “On your marks… Get Set…” I woke with a start.
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1 month ago1m

Posted by MyTVC15
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? ...He got a little behind in his work.
1 comment
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1 month ago1m

Posted by MyTVC15
Did you hear about the successful farmer? ...He was outstanding in his field.
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1 month ago1m

Posted by Zealandia
It’s been a challenge trying to find a keynote speaker for our first ever Impostor Syndrome conference. Everyone I’ve asked has told me that they don’t deserve to be there.
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1 month ago1m

Posted by Triphid
"This is Mr. Wu," says the voice on the phone to the Receptionist, " Have vely bad pain in mouth, need see Dentist urgently today prease." "Yes Mr. Wu," replies the Receptionist, "Two Thirty." "What you broody think sirry woman," yells Mr.Wu, " Of ...
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1 month ago1m

Posted by Zealandia
Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief.
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1 month ago1m

Posted by Zealandia
Do I enjoy randomly appointing people to judicial positions? I’ll let you be the judge of that.
2 comments
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Sep 1Sep 1

Posted by Ello
Preaching for the Cheeses.
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Posted by noworry28It's out of this world 🙄

Posted by ZealandiaGood definition of quarantine…

Posted by ElloPreaching for the Cheeses.

Posted by ZealandiaMoney can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal.

Posted by phxbillceeHoly Idiocy, Batman...

Posted by ZealandiaI’m going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It’s a very heated topic.

Posted by ZealandiaCouldn’t think of anything better today.

Posted by ZealandiaA community message sponsored by the Cretaceous Park….

Posted by ZealandiaBetter do as your Mother says.

Posted by ZealandiaCentred mindfulness…..

Posted by ZealandiaUpdate from the land of Oz….

Posted by phxbillceeWhat was that thought, again???

Posted by LenHazell53A venerable Oxford professor of English was speaking with a student one day, when the boy offered him tea. "Would you care for sugar?

Posted by phxbillceeA friend in need...

Posted by phxbillceeYa' think somebody 'stepped out', maybe???

Posted by JimBennefieldWhy did He?😁😁

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