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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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22 hours ago22h

Posted by Beowulfsfriend
What is the name of Darth Vadder's sister? Elle Vadder. 🎤 going down 🛗
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2 days ago2d

Posted by Zealandia
I’ve started a chicken dating site. Not full time, but enough to make hens meet.
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3 days ago3d

Posted by Zealandia
I just opened a fortune cookie with nothing inside. How unfortunate!
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4 days ago4d

Posted by Zealandia
I need to stop hanging around with pessimistic horses. Neigh-sayers never add anything to the conversation.
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5 days ago5d

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Many years back, a man by the name of Joshua had to go before my uncle, who was a judge in magistrate court, to be sentenced for a crime he had committed. Uncle Walter jokingly said, "Are you the Joshua that made the sun stand still?" The man ...
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5 days ago5d

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
How many parrots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They say “toucan do it.”
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5 days ago5d

Posted by Beowulfsfriend
From 3 line stories: I went to Chili's, and it wasn't cold. I went to Red Robin, and there were no birds. So, I went to Hooters, and there were large breasted women and horny old men, just like last week.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Zealandia
I want anarchy. Because my keyboard is missing one.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Monday - Greg Tuesday - Ian Wednesday - Greg Thursday - Ian Friday - Greg Saturday - Ian Sunday - Greg The Gregorian Calendar
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Moravian
I bought a thesaurus in a charity shop and when I got it home I found that all the pages were blank. There are no words to describe how annoyed I was.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"That guy was so happy that it's St Patrick's day, that he was literally bouncing off the walls!" "Who was it?" "Rick O'Shea."
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Zealandia
Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Retired
Humor in the third grade.
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Today's groaner....
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by FrayedBear
From one of our own fraternity.
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Zealandia
My wife and I sometimes disagree about whether to add eggs to cream. Custardy disputes are always rough.
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I phoned my work this morning and said, “Sorry boss, I can’t come in today, I have a wee cough.” He said, “You have a wee cough?” I said, “Really? Thanks boss, I could use a week off!"
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I took the train to NYC today and the conductor paid me the nicest compliment as I was boarding... They said, “First class rear..."
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Beowulfsfriend
Today was a bit of a sad Thursday. But, in two days it will be a Sadder day.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I just got a job making plastic Draculas. There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second Count.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Zealandia
I got a joke about polyester... It’s great material.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by noworry28
It's like that in the milkyway galaxy 😂
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A fellow who loved to go out in his kayak whenever he could. One winter it was very cold, so he built a fire on a metal lined pad on the floor of the boat. The fire burned through the pad, causing the boat to sink. This proves that we cannot have ...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Zealandia
I saw the world’s largest egg this week. That will take some beating.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Zealandia
If you're towing a speedboat... ...are you pulling a fast one?
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Posted by RetiredHumor in the third grade.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaToday's groaner....

Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy 😂

Posted by noworry28It's a time-line displacement.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaDon't run......

Posted by TOFERDWhat do you call a fish without eyes?

Posted by RetiredSad but true.

Posted by RetiredTrue always.

Posted by RetiredAre you a believer?

Posted by ZealandiaTime for a brain wave.

Posted by noworry28It's how you interpret the canvas.

Posted by RetiredI think the painter is correct.

Posted by RetiredSomewhat true.

Posted by RetiredNot the real world of course.

Posted by RetiredAnother joke, nothing personal.

Posted by RetiredSomething for a cold rainy day

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