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I was born into a Mormon family and raised to be a Moron (oops, Mormon). I even served a two-year mission in Argentina. Later, I married a Mormon woman and had two children. While the children were still quite young, I did some research, hoping to prove Mormonism to be correct, so that I could convert my non-Mormon friends. I was shocked to discover that Joseph Smith, the founding prophet of the Mormons, was a false prophet. He made predictions in the name of the Lord that did not come true, and the time of their possible fulfillment had passed. Therefore, I left the Morons and was excommunicated for apostasy. Upon my excommunication, my wife took the children and disappeared. Later, I got divorce papers in the mail. I have not seen her since.

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How many of us will survive the day?
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 14, 2019:
I survived! :D
English place names.
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 14, 2019:
I live in Woodbury, so named because the men are always looking for a place to bury their wood. :P
I guess it will be
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 14, 2019:
Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!
Anybody hungry?...
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 14, 2019:
🤢🤮
Impeach the idiot!
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 13, 2019:
Good question:
Today's hike: "Here, Moosie, come!"
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 13, 2019:
What a wonderful place. I love nature. :)
Just like trumpers
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 13, 2019:
That's true. Idiots live on blind faith, and evidence means nothing to them.
Yup he did it
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 13, 2019:
At least he's not a cat burglar. :P
Impeach the idiot!
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 13, 2019:
......
There's something going on right here. What it is ain't exactly clear.
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 13, 2019:
Those bull farts are almost as powerful as mine! :P
Teach children about the real world
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 13, 2019:
Especially the turd in the White House.
Say psyche
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 13, 2019:
BRB? I don't think so. According to the Bible, Jesus was supposed to come again before everyone then living died (Matthew 16:28 ). Now, almost 2000 years later, I think it's safe to say that everyone alive then is now dead. And still, no Jeebus. Get a clue Xians. It's all a lie.
Happy holidays you perverts!!
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 13, 2019:
Santina Claus?
Hi all atheist in Tennessee here Looking to survive the Bible Belt Is it possible
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 13, 2019:
I am a Tennessee Bible Belt survivor. It helps to have a forum like this where I can be myself, and not have to just be silent around militant religionists. :)
People are not smart.
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 13, 2019:
They must be scouting for boys. :P
We will no longer tollerate drunken fornicators. [vice.com]
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 12, 2019:
Oh, the silliness! Bombarding people with holy water?! 🤣😂😂🤣
I'm interested to know if former Christians here began doubting because of particular doctrines like...
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 12, 2019:
My transformation was due to intellect. I tried to prove my religion true in order to make converts. Instead, I found evidence that the prophets were false (unable to predict the future with a superhuman degree of accuracy), and the scriptures were false (full of contradictions and unscientific myths). This is the reason that religious leaders tell their followers to believe by faith alone, and not ask questions or think skeptically, critically, scientifically or reasonably. If they do start thinking, they would leave the religion and stop paying money to the church. Religion is a scam based on mythology.
You've heard of the chastity belt, but here's the chastity gun!
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 12, 2019:
Is that a gun in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? :P
Climate change is a faux hoax!!! The three photographs were taken 5 December 2019 of Victoria ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 11, 2019:
Yes. Climate change is real. It is a disaster that we have a science denier for a president.
Merry Pastas.
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 11, 2019:
I agree. Freedom of religion includes freedom FROM religion. :)
Merry Pastas.
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 11, 2019:
One nation under Field Service Management?
Dealing with praying?
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 11, 2019:
I quietly allow them to do their thing. If they ask me to say grace, I put my hands in a meditative pose and chant, "Buddha, Buddha, bless the foodah." :)
Years and years of therapy is on the horizon
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 11, 2019:
Like Adam, Eve, Cain & Abel celebrated Xmas! 😂🤣😂🤣
Grinches will be grinches.
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 11, 2019:
If I were on twitter, I would tweet this to the Fake President. :)
There's too many variation on this meme's theme. I prefer unattended children will be given an ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 11, 2019:
At a restaurant: Children left unattended will be served as brunch.
Because they go better with whine....
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 11, 2019:
That reminds me of a big zit I had on my face as a teenager. Everybody who saw it said, "Gee!" So I called it a Gee-zit.
Because they go better with whine....
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 11, 2019:
Now THAT would be be best sacrament bread ever! :P
This is perfect. Why to love dogs....or cats. [ispot.tv]
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 11, 2019:
I love dogs and cats. :)
A Jebus twofer
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 11, 2019:
I like whole wheat bread. :)
Somebody's planning a wild weekend.
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 10, 2019:
I'm not going there! :o
Remember folks this year....
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 10, 2019:
And keep the New in New Year.
I have , have you
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 10, 2019:
Oh, yes. Especially since 2016.
I’ve been chatting with a woman I met online. It’s going so well that I’m willing to overlook ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 9, 2019:
Response: You're a fungal. :P
Some of the plastic I've pulled from the ocean.
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 9, 2019:
Thank you! :)
Canadians can own four ''Christmas trees'' per residence.
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 9, 2019:
Now, THAT makes a very merry Xmas! :P
Me in the morning you too
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 9, 2019:
Moana Lisa. :P
I smiled. I won’t be going in.
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 9, 2019:
No, thanks.
Grumpy has the right idea...
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 9, 2019:
Don't pull the finger! :o
Anybody?....
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 9, 2019:
Put on clothes!
I don't think so...
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 6, 2019:
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Gender in atheism
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 6, 2019:
Good question.
I'm not buying it.
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 5, 2019:
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Give it a second....once you have the ah! moment, I think it's safe to say that if the photographer ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 4, 2019:
Just don't leave those bras on the ground. If an animal were to get tangled up in one, it would be a booby trap! :P
Head scratcher 🤔
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 4, 2019:
I think the feet have been switched.
Get the message.
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 4, 2019:
Yep. That's what churches are all about. Money, money, money.
Maybe it's just me, but when I see a post wherein someone points out a fallacy in ideas of god I ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 4, 2019:
There are many people on this site. Some of us have had it figured out for decades. Others are just now figuring it out. We who are more experienced can try to help those who are still struggling. :)
I really did focus on the happy people first. Lol. But seriously, I did.
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 4, 2019:
It took a few seconds..... :P
A lovely image, don’t you think [m.facebook.com]
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 3, 2019:
Very nice! :)
Mrs. Betty Bowers [youtube.com]
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 3, 2019:
Her facial expressions remind me of Randy Rainbow. :P
Makes Sense
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 3, 2019:
I'm waiting for the EF. :P
Who would win?
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 3, 2019:
I'm rooting for Jew Jitsu. :)
Never again! Lol!!!
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 3, 2019:
🤢🤮
That or a monster energy drink problem
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 3, 2019:
Is he going to snort those lines? Talk about brain freeze! :o
[youtu.be]
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 3, 2019:
I, too, like Smucker's Natural peanut butter, but I prefer the chunky.
Need an honest opinion. I posted this on facebook and someone called me a Racist. I didn't intend ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 2, 2019:
I see no racism there. It's just what they do!
Do people who hate religion do it because of their Atheism or Agnosticism or because of their ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 2, 2019:
I dislike religion because it is a scam for getting money from vulnerable people. They teach mythology as if it were reality. They are deceitful and harmful, full of hypocrisy. On the other hand, there are some good things about churches -- fellowship and charitable activities, for example. But such good things can be found outside of a religious context, too. Nonreligious people can also find peace and solace, and it is better than religious "peace and solace" because it is based on reality, and not lies. In conclusion, religion does some good, but they do it by scaring people with their false teachings. I prefer honesty, ethics and doing good for others, based on reality. I am much happier as an atheist than I ever was as a religious person. And to clarify a point: When I say I dislike religion, that does not mean that I hate the people involved in it. I pity them, but I do not dislike them.
Let the war begin with only 250 points to go.... Whoring for a few more points!....
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 2, 2019:
I don't know of any atheists who actually eat babies. :)
Lost in Space.
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 2, 2019:
I see Dog! He's driving the car! :P
Two-faced man. 🤣
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 2, 2019:
And another two-faced man:
Happy December. A little cheese ... 🧀🧀🧀🧀
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 2, 2019:
You come up with the best cheeses! 😂🤣 Happy December!
Smudge has the answer....
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 2, 2019:
Please!
So do not fear death for it is inevitable...
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 2, 2019:
Yes, the circle will be broken By and by, yes, by and by. There is no life after this life. When we die we simply die. If anybody tries to tell you That you'll live after you die, You can tell him confidently, That's a lie, that's just a lie.
Kanye says he may legally change his name to 'Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West'
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 2, 2019:
How much more contradictory can a person get than "Christian Genius"?! :o
Hallelujah!
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 2, 2019:
Thou shalt eat and be happy. *-- Lunch 11:35*
Love it funny
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 2, 2019:
True. He is the biggest liar ever!
"After we die we go back to what we were before we were born" - Arthur Schopenhauer
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 2, 2019:
That being NOTHING. We did not exist before conception, and we will not exist after death. Yes, the circle will be broken By and by, yes, by and by. There is no life after this life. When we die we simply die.
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 2, 2019:
If this weren't the Onion, I might have believed it. :o
Boobs Or Ass?
BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 1, 2019:
Well, he didn't have the boobs of a woman, but he did have an ass, so I'll guess he was an ass man. :P
Writers Beware: Global book marketing scams
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 30, 2019:
Thanks for the warning! :)
Im surprised that people haven't gotten started on this .
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 30, 2019:
I've heard racist comments about it. :(
freshly minted ex-facebooger: I just deactivated my Facebook account. it's something I never ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 30, 2019:
I find the people here to be much more friendly than on Facebook. I gave up Facebook because one person I disagreed with threatened to hack my computer. Then the functions on my computer started mal-functioning. So I quit Facebook, got a new computer, and changed my email address. Here, I have had no such problem.
Cannot unsee that
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 30, 2019:
🤢🤮🤢🤮
I've done this. See comment below....
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 30, 2019:
Actually, I made up my poop song while still sitting on the toilet waiting for it to happen (Sung to the tune of "Oh, Give me a Home Where the Buffalo Roam" -- and for those who don't know the french word *papier*, it means paper, and is pronounced "pop-yay".): Oh, give me a poo, A nice toilet bowl stew, So that several pounds lighter I'll weigh. It really feels good To be rid of that food, And my waist won't be fatter all day. Oh, Give me a stew of cold water and corn-studded poo. A little *papier*, Then I'll flush it away, And my clothes will fit better than new.
He's not the only one! :P
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 30, 2019:
Hmmmm.... Aren't the W.C. Fields where cattle go to relieve themselves? 😜
I'm an now officially an international public speaker. This is from a talk I gave at the Israeli ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 30, 2019:
Great speech! I wish people would start thinking like you and stop acting on blind faith. :)
Funny one.
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 30, 2019:
I'd like to see what the offspring looks like! :o
A path to whittling away religious power... ban the indoctrination of children to the concept of ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 30, 2019:
What they call "indoctrination" is a form of brainwashing. They want children to grow up to be faithful tithers. It's a horrible, immoral scam.
A lil thanksgiving joke for ya
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 29, 2019:
Yummy. How enlightening! :)
Bad boy....
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 29, 2019:
Yoda is wise, indeed. :)
Be careful what you wish for! :o
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 28, 2019:
That man is a little TOO old-fashioned. :o
Beware of elf bearing gifts
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 28, 2019:
I didn't know elves had candy canes down there! :o
SNOW WHITE...HAPPY EVER AFTER?
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 28, 2019:
More dwarfs!? :o
George Carlin [youtube.com]
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 27, 2019:
Great comedian. :D
Its an idea lmao
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 27, 2019:
I volunteer to be his makeup artist! :P
Hmmmm.... Did I already post this, or not?
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 27, 2019:
And then there's this guy:
Are There Any Non Believer Humanitarian Activities?
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 27, 2019:
You may want to contact the Unitarian Universalists https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unitarian_Universalism nearest you. They are a good place for agnostics and atheists to fellowship and do humanitarian activities together.
Ideal role of religion in society?
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 27, 2019:
Ideally, there would be no role for religion in the world. I suppose it could be used as fairy tales for entertainment, but it should not be taught as if it were reality.
I get two points.
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 27, 2019:
1. I first got stitches when a doctor removed an itchy bump on my pre-teen back. Turns out it was nothing serious. 2. I've been to Niagara Falls at least twice. Lovely place. 3. I had chicken pox when I was a kid. Not fun. 4. I have NEVER had a tattoo, and probably never will. 5. I have flown in many planes. I'm old enough to remember choking on cigarette smoke in planes. Ugh! 6. I have been in the army. Training included target practice. 7. I have done as much as a male can in birthing children. My wife bore my two children, and I was present. 8. I'm pretty sure I flunked at least one test in early grade school. But I became an excellent student by 4th grade. 9. I graduated from Grandview (Missouri) High School in 1978. 10. I have NEVER broken a bone. 11. I have slept in many tents, starting with the Boy Scouts. 12. I first saw the Grand Canyon on a family vacation, in which Dad drove us from Missouri to Idaho to visit Grandma. 13. I have been water skiing. Got pretty good at it as a teenager. 14. I beat up the neighborhood bully. He was bigger than I, but I got the better of him and taught him a lesson. 15. My wife divorced me when I left the Moron Church. 16. On a trip up the California coast, I swam in the ocean in my underwear. Ever hear of a wet teeshirt contest? Well.... 17. I learned to drive at age 16. Been doing it ever since. 18. The first time a bee stung me was when I was a little kid, walking around the lawn in my bare feet. 19. As the father of two children, I changed many a diaper. "Cleanup on aisle number two!" 20. I have been to many countries, but only 3 continents -- North America, South America, and Europe. Two points. :)
Happy Birthday...
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 27, 2019:
Why would anyone print or sell such a thing?! :o
400 points needed so I am whoring to make level 8.....
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 27, 2019:
Truth be told!
God, Nice Ass!!
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2019:
So that's what we see when there's a full moon! :o
Pictionary fun anyone? Any guesses? And, want to add your own for others to guess? Stick figure ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2019:
Enlightenment. :)
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2019:
No need for guilt. It is best to take care of yourself first. :)
Trump's ex press secretary embarks on her new career....
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2019:
No way I'm putting my dick into that! :o
This is a question. If being a Mormon was a bad thing you would want to have avoided, what would ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2019:
Why Moronism is evil: 1. Moronism teaches mythology as if it were reality. For example, study the prophecies of Joe Smith and compare them with history. You will discover that he was a false prophet. 2. Moronism discourages people thinking for themselves. Members are taught only to hear and obey whatever the leaders tell them to do. It is a form of slavery. Morons spend several hours a week just doing what they are told -- attending meetings, preparing lessons, doing various things for the sake of the church. 3. Moronism demands 10% of members' income for tithing, plus other offerings, causing some Morons to end up in poverty. 4. Moronism forbids masturbation, causing many young Morons to become fornicators, adulterers, or perverts of various kinds. 5. Moronism persuades young members, about age 19-21, to give up two years (or one and a half years) of their lives to preach their mythological nonsense to others and try to convert them. Many missionaries are sent to far-off countries, where they have to learn a foreign language and cannot ever leave their missionary companion throughout the mission. 6. Moronism forces its members to fast for 24 hours on the first Sunday of every month, and contribute the money they would have spent on food to the church. 7. Although Moronism does not allow polygamy anymore (it used encourage it), it teaches that after death, when faithful Morons become gods, the men will have numerous wives, with whom they will populate the worlds they create. 8. The Moron temple ceremonies are a ridiculous combination of Masonic rituals and mythical fantasies. 9+. Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera....
NOT WANTED: Another Bygone Bro-gressive Who Thinks He’s The Future Of America
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2019:
Whoever wins the Democrat primary, I will vote for her (or him). ANYONE would be better than the foolish criminal liar that now inhabits the White House.
Pete Buttigieg may win Iowa and it is impressive but he will fizzle out by South Carolina [cnn.com]...
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2019:
Warren 2020. :)
Beware of Coyotes!
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2019:
That would be one wily coyote! :o
My little girl made it three years without religious ideas being taught to her. Apparently now she ...
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2019:
I would teach her to test everything to discover whether it is true or false. I would even guide her through testing the Bible, demonstrating that it is not credible. It is as mythological as the ancient Greek and Roman gods.
Most common/ridicuous argumento pro religion?
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2019:
They use the Bible to "prove" things, never questioning its truthfulness, or lack thereof.