What are the mask requirements in your gym?

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 12, 2021:

There's a gym at my apartment complex. I have not gone in to use it yet, but I am pretty sure masks are required because they are when you go into the office or anything else. There is also a gym where I work, but everyone is still working from home except for the mail room staff.

This was so Cheesy that I just had to share it, directions are on the package.

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 12, 2021:

OH. I's a church. And you eat Jesus' face. m'kay

This post came through my social feed by a friend who is deeply religious.

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 11, 2021:

Tell them the tooth fairy looks like this and they will throw their teeth far away. https://images.app.goo.gl/rx799jQ2PPJgPSaC7

This is just me and i am not telling anyone else what to do, but i see people thinking this site has...

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 10, 2021:

I really don't like the christians that try to come here to proselytize. This is one of the few places on the Internet o not be constantly bombarded by that nonsense.

Check Out This Massive (Resurrected) Interactive Chart of Bible Contradictions | Hemant Mehta | ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 9, 2021:

A very good thread to bookmark for future reference.

Me again! Lol!!!

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 8, 2021:

Weird is good. Nurture the weird in the young. It is mankind's only hope.

A double meaning.

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 8, 2021:

I like it!

Questions to religious people

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 8, 2021:

I choose to not engage mentally deranged people in conversation.

Caption this photo. What are these sibling owls saying?

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 7, 2021:

I'm not touching you!

My dad died last year.

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 6, 2021:

So tragic that many religions bring people pain and grief rather than any reassurance or joy

How did everything Abraham Lincoln and The Wide Awake's party stood for morph into Donald Trump and ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 6, 2021:

They flipped. As late as the 60's George Wallace was a Democrat. The racists abandoned the Republican party when Civil Rights legislation was passed. It really shifted over the next decade. FDR was a very good Democratic President, though.

RedBeretsMatter .

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Is that Curtis Sliwa? Founder of the Guardian Angels?

My born again Christian younger brother made me promise I'd watch a film called Atheist Delusion by ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 5, 2021:

The "God made the Banana" thing. Kirk Cameron is the nothing behind the eyes former star I was thinking about. He obviously has no idea that most foods he eats were genetically modified to be not only edible but something you want to eat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq7LXn4KSrM

My born again Christian younger brother made me promise I'd watch a film called Atheist Delusion by ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Is this the guy who made a film about a banana being proof of "god" because it is the perfect shape for the mouth when it is actually a fruit engineered and cross bred by humans to finally be edible? With that weird eyed man who used to be a teen pinup on a sitcom.

That's so sweet of him! Lol

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 4, 2021:

She's probably sick to death of him too.

This one takes me way back and it reminds me of a guy who worked with me who was a complete tool but...

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 4, 2021:

I have a great local car wash. It is yellow pine pollen season so I have been running through the basic thing a couple times a week. I get the full inside/out once a month pretty much. They have just started a free hotdog service to customers. So...Boom! I'll be there.

Wasn't always this way

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Red Panic. The Commies are Coming!

I'm fascinated by the question: Is reincarnation possible?

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 3, 2021:

I think some people have very creative story telling abilities. Even in the very young. I have had a snippet of a dream all my life of being inside the body of a little boy running home and inside and upstairs, kissing my mother. By my clothes and bare legs with shorts and lace up leather boot shoes I am guessing maybe about 1910 ish. Anyway, I always run up and kiss my mother and she shoos me and I run up more stairs to the roof and throw my books down and I start to walk on the edge of the roof and a pigeon swoops at my head and I fall 3 floors to the street and die. I think I have an active imagination. That is all.

THE UNWOKE BLIND RACISM OF CANCEL CULTURE Sometimes the white supremacy assumptions of extreme ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 3, 2021:

My thought is that you may be a teensy bit preoccupied with a book the family itself pulled from the market. Look up the hysteria the right wing media had about The Lorax being made into a movie. Do that and get back to us. How 'bout that? Just a thought.

The chicks 3 weeks later.

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Chicken farms feed so much growth hormones chickens are fully grown at 6 weeks. Very scary.

Women 'scolded' for winning fishing trip at church event -- and pastor's reaction adds insult to ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Like the joke "How do you keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer/liquor?" Invite two of them

Another Edgy for the 80's Movie Scene. [youtube.com]

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Jennifer Aniston does a really cute stripper dance in "We're the Millers" that is way better than this. Probable body double in some shots, but she still does an amazing job. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FiPzDl6g5c

Another Edgy for the 80's Movie Scene. [youtube.com]

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 3, 2021:

The '70's and '80's movies had much more sexual content compared to today. And it feels like I haven't seen casual nudity in ages. Almost like we're ALL Mormon now.

Here's a random thought: If demonic possession is a thing, why isn't angelic possession?

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Well non believers never become possessed by demons. Or torture their children to death because they imagine them to be possessed by demons.

While I am not a supporter of excessive nationalism, this scene always brings a bit of joy to my ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 31, 2021:

I mentioned this exact scene on another thread about this movie.

A Colorado Town Sold Public Property to a Boy Scout for His Christian Memorial | Hemant Mehta | ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 31, 2021:

That is astoundingly insulting to all soldiers of a religion other than Christian or nonreligious. Plenty of other people have also been willing to give up their lives for others as well. Firefighters comes to mind. Those teachers at Sandy Hook. Just a big steaming slab of jingoistic bullshit is what that is. Go do something useful for that badge kid, Like a wheelchair ramp so someone isn't homebound and can regain independence.

A bit of sentimentality for everyone who ever had their heart broken as a result of inconvenient and...

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 31, 2021:

Everyone singing La Marseillaise to drown out the Nazi scum is the part that always breaks my face and makes it leak,

Spent a month getting to know someone who seemed super compatible—interesting conversation, ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 31, 2021:

That's terrible. Starting a relationship with someone having an off/on relationship with an ex is a nonstarter. At least you found out reasonably quickly.

Don't they! 🙄Lol

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 31, 2021:

I am nearly certain that is a basketball and someone is getting written up.

A hypothetical moral dilemma: Dan melody are dating, Dan ask Melody" are you on birth control?

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 31, 2021:

So Melody was hoping to get pregnant against his wishes? I don't think Dan would have asked about birth control in this scenario. He was just truthful in saying he did not want to get married or have kids. A woman wanting that should not get in a relationship with a man thinking she will force the issue. Another twist to possibly add to the story is if Melody were unfaithful, even for a weekend fling. And upon joyfully revealing a pregnancy that is when Dan knows she cheated.

40 years ago today, Ronald Reagan was shot outside a Washington hotel

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I know Brady was paralyzed. I remember somebody grabbing up the nuclear football and running off with it. Reagan was more gravely wounded than they let be publicly known.

Today is National Take a Walk in the Park Day.

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 30, 2021:

That sounds lovely

Study: Religious children are less able to distinguish fantasy from reality

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I still remember realizing that a large number of the adults around me believed that stories from the bible actually happened. And I would not have been more dumbfounded if they had said Paul Bunyan existed. It really shook me about their ability to be credible about anything.

Great Movie and a Better Song. [youtube.com]

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 29, 2021:

It was better than the talking baby and dog movies, at least. I liked Michael. For the "Pie Song" if nothing else.

Study: Religious children are less able to distinguish fantasy from reality

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Religious adults think all the world was covered in a flood 4,000 years ago and wiped out all humanity when cultures existing longer than that say "Hi!"

How to check out an old lover's new love.

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 29, 2021:

I guess I really do not understand why you care enough to stalk and spy?

New fuzz butt Yibambe Black Panther He's a Marvel. heh

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 29, 2021:

So. No one picked up on the Marvel reference?

Where can I find this bar!

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 28, 2021:

I'm not going to bother to squint for that.

Christian School Drops “Crusader” Mascot After Finally Realizing What It Means | Hemant Mehta | ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 28, 2021:

The Crusaders were so bad it is why Muslims are still so pissed off. Pagans should be but none of them were actually left alive. Just people rediscovering earth centric woo about the mid 20th century.

WV GOP Lawmaker Defends Anti-Trans Bill: “My God Does Not Make a Mistake” | Hemant Mehta | ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 28, 2021:

So we should not fix heart conditions at birth? The baby should just die blue and go cold in a weeping mother's arms when it is something that can be fixed?

"Arkansas gov.

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 27, 2021:

So a JW doctor could just watch you bleed out rather than allow a blood transfusion? A Mormon could judge you worthless to save because Coke cans were found in your car?

I have of late come to realize, that the virus won't kill us so much as our own stupidity will open ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 26, 2021:

Go to an old cemetery or graveyard and see how many children parents used to bury,

Tennessee GOP Lawmaker’s Bill Would Ban School Textbooks with Any LGBTQ Content | Hemant Mehta | ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 26, 2021:

There goes their bible then!

Catholic church opposed suicide hotline because it included support for LGBTQ people / LGBTQ Nation

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 26, 2021:

They prove more and more how evil they are.

Happy 87th birthday to Alan Arkin, born in Brooklyn, N.

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 26, 2021:

Little Miss Sunshine was hilarious. I realized the talent he would have taught the little girl just before she went on stage.

Who knew there was a lazy way to shuck pistachio nuts?

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 26, 2021:

I'm just glad they don't dye pistachios red anymore.

Those days were better

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Those were the days my friend. We thought they'd never end. We'd sing and laugh forever and a day.... We'd live the _____ __ ______

Death.

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Did you mother have a phobia of driving? That can be a life crushing thing. A health system where people are afraid to call an ambulance because of a crippling bill is also a problem. Right now people dying alone saying goodbyes to a screen is heartbreaking.

In memory of actor, director, writer Carl Reiner on his 99th birthday, 1922-2020.

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 20, 2021:

One of the best.

How Will Pastors Grapple with the Georgia Spa Shooter’s Baptist Faith?

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Given the statements made by the police spokesperson I am guessing they thanked and high-fived him before they cuffed him.

Is science undermining religion ?

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 14, 2021:

What is funny is the christians who think the virgin birth is something unique in mythology. Global flooding too. Gilgamesh told it better.

Doubt it will work On religious types

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Maybe she should put the theory of gravity to a test.

This tribe is older than every major religion! This is the Jarawa Tribe.

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Take your white god creation myths and shove them up tight.

Is science undermining religion ?

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Always.

Is science undermining religion ?

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Would Adam and Eve have had navels?

What can men do to make women safer? [vm.tiktok.com]

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 13, 2021:

I have a box cutter on my keys.

When will I learn?! Lol

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 13, 2021:

I have made Zatarain's rice mixes countless times. How much water again? And I cut back a 1/4 to 1/2 cup because their recipe leaves the rice way too wet for my taste.

Arkansas Lawmaker Files Bill to Teach Creationism in Science Classes | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Leave them kids alone!

Now isn't that the truth

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Trumpety's welfare for the wealthy .1% cost just as much. This money will stay in America and not be tucked into overseas bank accounts.

Have had everything but Crickets, Haggis and 100 year old egg. Has anyone had those three?

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 9, 2021:

How many seconds do I have to keep it down before projectile vomit happens? To count as an eat?

Have had everything but Crickets, Haggis and 100 year old egg. Has anyone had those three?

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 9, 2021:

I will try just about anything once. And I was such an impossible to be around picky eater when I was younger. I am really almost guilty at how much I loved Foie Gras. How does cruelty taste so good?

Susan Rice burns sage in her West Wing office last occupied by Stephen Miller | Daily Mail Online

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 9, 2021:

I like the smell of it.

The power of song. [youtube.com]

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 9, 2021:

I would be team Zulu over the colonizers there to steal the land, gold and diamonds.

I sorely miss George, he was so smart and so insightful about the world. [youtube.com]

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 9, 2021:

I got to see him live in Savannah, GA. One of he older historic theaters. Not an arena.

I don’t think of myself as a prude and I can swear like a sailor if circumstances bring it out of ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 9, 2021:

I saw the word scrawled at the playground when I was still in single digits. Came home and asked my mother about it through through a closed bathroom door. She was singing and I could tell she was in the tub. I knew how to pronounce the word because it was similar enough to words I knew how to read. It just had a different first letter than one I had ever seen before. tap-tap on door "Mom?" "What do you want?" "What's _____? " There was this immediate wet SPOOSH and splash and the door crashed open and I tried to turn and run but I was tackled and thrown to the floor by wet, naked motherhood. YOU MUST NEVER SAY THAT WORD AGAIN! THAT IS A WORD FOR GUTTER PEOPLE! and more things like that And as she screamed in my face I watched a drop of water dangle from her ponderous boob to fall right below my eye and then roll down my cheek into my ear. I knew then that I had just discovered the best fucking word of all time.

I was making guacamole and had gotten the idea to ask Alexa if there was a recipe for avocado soup ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 9, 2021:

I don't think there were that many ingredients in the one we had. A cold blender soup. My daughter made one a time or two when in her vegetarian phase as a teen. I seem to remember there was lime juice in it. I could ask if she still has that recipe. She has moved quite a few times since then. She may have off-loaded cookbooks.

My mother is a JW, I should mention to her that the robber is really stupid if he pulls the trigger ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 8, 2021:

Yeah. Go ahead and shoot. The guy might lose a few teeth and have an interesting scar. Robber looks like that bullet is plowing through his brain stem.

Okay, here's something for everyone.

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 7, 2021:

The pretty umbrella on the drink at the seashore bar is not edible.

FBI Claims Proud Boy Interacted With Trump White House in Days Leading Up to Capitol Breach

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Is the penalty for sedition and treason still....______?

This "christian" woman tried to hire someone to kill her mother-in-law, saying that she could always...

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 7, 2021:

This is one of the main reasons I have trust issues with overt christians. They think they can do anything and an have endless stack of "Get Out of Hell Free Cards."

The True Story Of How Mr. Rogers Sued The KKK And Won

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 5, 2021:

What the Klan did was disgusting.

How will Australia's biggest allies react to this huge security exposure created by the Federal ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 2, 2021:

So they were roughly the same age as students at the same event? Headline makes it almost sound as if a grown man assaulted a child.

Lesbian Couple Says Mormon Church is Still Trying to Discipline Them, Years After They Left | Hemant...

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 2, 2021:

One of the more damaging American cults. JW's and Scientology right alongside for toxic.

Do you eat the artichoke with mayonnaise or butter?

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 28, 2021:

I make sauces based on plain yogurt. Sometimes mayonnaise but any dip you do with it can still carry that rancid egg smell.

Do you eat the artichoke with mayonnaise or butter?

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 28, 2021:

I have a way better imagination than those two options.

Mz Psoghi is spending the night at the animal hospital tonight.

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 24, 2021:

A vet is coming by my place in a little while for the Big Sleep.. She's been a real great companion through the years.

This is snow mobilizing that I could handle.

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 22, 2021:

Is that windshield deer proof?

Do Shootings Occur Because God Was Banned from Schools?

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 19, 2021:

What about the mass shootings in churches then? Asshats

Mz Psoghi is spending the night at the animal hospital tonight.

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 19, 2021:

It looks like she is not going to make it. At the vets they say she is not even attempting to use her back legs. I am going to go get her i the hopes that just being hoe will give her the will to try. To quote the tin man "I know I have a heart because I can feel it breaking."

Christian Ministry to Girls: Stop Loving Yourselves Because “You Aren’t Enough” | Hemant Mehta...

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 19, 2021:

This is the exact type of thinking that destroys young women. They are nothing but a vessel waiting to be filled. Their bodies and minds are not their own. And then their is that whole thing of "Purity Balls" where tiny girls about 10 pledge their bodies to Daddy until he approves the husband for them. That is so fu_king damaging. Most girls raised in the chriistian mind fu_k cult marry their first serious boyfriend, especially if you had sex with him, because then you have to marry him or it is even a worse sin. Marrying off 14 year old girls to the pedophile who raped them is in living memory and probably still occurring in some American places.

Mz Psoghi is spending the night at the animal hospital tonight.

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 17, 2021:

The diagnosis is diabetes. I'm not sure what to do, I would be able to afford it, since I have pet insurance for her. But she is so procedure adverse that I wonder about her quality of life, with me being her trusted person starting to poke her with a needle twice a day. I also don't want to just go back over there as they euthanize her and have the last couple days at the vets be her last ones. Maybe bring her home a couple days or however long she can be feeling somewhat well and see if there is someplace locally that can do a house call. You know going in when you adopt an animal that your heart is going to be broken.

Hundreds of people are volunteering to escort elderly Asian Americans to help keep them safe - CNN

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 16, 2021:

There were things like this happening after 9-11 too. To anyone xenophobes decided was "the other" And I am no a fan of religion, but people should not be the targets of violence because of it either.

Bruce Springsteen JEEP 2021 Super Bowl Commercial 2021 LV - YouTube

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 12, 2021:

I feel no fucking need to make christians feel better about what they have done. The child raping. The genocide. The misogyny. The racism. And he's a worthless drunk driver as the special rotten ass cherry on top of the hot fudge shit sundae.

This will sadden some, gladden others.

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 10, 2021:

Why would his death make anyone happy? I don't like pineapple with tomato based things like pizza. But I do like it grilled and mixed with spicy Caribbean dishes.

We all knew Karen and that's why none of us are going to miss her.

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 7, 2021:

Was this for COVID? That isn't even 6ft. Decapitating someone to maintain social distancing for a resuscitation might not be a value added idea.

Anti-LGBTQ Student Journalist Says He Was Fired For Expressing His Faith | Val Wilde | Friendly ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 7, 2021:

The 1st Amendment also allows us the right to not associate with assholes.

Air fryer follow up post.

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 6, 2021:

What's the estimated price? They seem to range about the price from $200 to that stupid one on TV for $2000

Christopher Plummer: Dec. 13, 1929-Feb. 5, 2021

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 5, 2021:

I have always heard that he did not enjoy doing The Sound of Music at all.

Food for thought: Sharing is Caring Based in Sweden · FctcSaponmsebruaryffus S1d aotu ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 5, 2021:

This made me smile.

Report from German Archdiocese Admits Nuns Once Sold Orphans to Sex Predators | Hemant Mehta | ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 4, 2021:

The Catholic church has had some of the worst of humanity.

Pastor: Noah’s Family Cleared Away 12 Tons of Animal Feces on the Ark Every Day | Hemant Mehta | ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 3, 2021:

Out of all the outrageous stories in the bible, this is the one that astounds me that grown people believe it. So many things about it are just impossible.

How To Develop Resilience

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 1, 2021:

I'm not sure I kept a meal down at home because my parents fought at every one. It was like a weight was strangling me every day I walked off the bus .

How To Develop Resilience

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 1, 2021:

I love to hear these type of stories. Thank you.

So that's how they're made!

BufftonBeotch comments on Feb 1, 2021:

Yeah. I don't eat those things. Like begging for food poisoning.

Thursday - ‎January ‎7th, ‎2021 Awaken unto thine Essence & become - Self Aware - Be ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 28, 2021:

I call bullshit.

What a cracker jack of an idea but something that I doubt big government will get behind, instead ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 28, 2021:

You think the likes of the people that stormed the Capitol are rapidly insane now?

Must be part of god's plan, huh?

BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 27, 2021:

Or dodging crazed trumpanzees trying to kill them. I would not go back to my old address

My mother says I'm going to hell.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 25, 2021:

There's definitely a song about that.

Women’s Rights Campaigners Resist “Marry-Your-Rapist” Bill in Turkey | Val Wilde | Friendly ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 24, 2021:

It is still done in the US. Just enforced by the girl's parents.

This scammer is a little more articulate not much though however, her format is from a recognizable ...

BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 24, 2021:

I am not convinced that is the same woman in any of those photos. And why would a Dutch person who lived her entire life in Mexico pose with a crappy rendering of an American flag?