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The puppies are agnostic but celibate a secular Yule with the family.
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My fishing buddy giving his bride kisses.
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PERSONAL OVERVIEW:
Still happily married for 30+ years to a beautiful spiritual lady that I wouldn’t change for the whole world.😘
Children that make me worry.πŸ™„πŸ˜³πŸ˜˜
Grandkids that make me LAUGH! 🀣🀣🀣🀣
Puppies that make me GIGGLE! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Life is good!

PERSONAL HISTORY:
Raised in a poor rural Protestant farming community in the Ozarks, but never felt pressured to get baptized. My extended family is still waiting for me to β€œcome around”.
US Army 86 to 92, desert shield and desert storm veteran. Multiple overseas deployments, Germany, S Korea, Turkey, Saudi.
Married high school sweetheart in while serving.

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A word of warning, it is coming and no matter how hard they fight, it will come
Garban comments on Feb 17, 2023:
Darwinian politics. πŸ‘
SciShow - When is Our Last Total Solar Eclipse? [youtube.com]
Garban comments on Feb 17, 2023:
I’ll be 1,000,000,054 years old for that party. Be there!
Incest, murder, slavery, prostitution, zombies it has everything that the right is supposedly ...
Garban comments on Feb 17, 2023:
“ Incest, murder, slavery, prostitution, zombies ” perfect fodder for a modern miniseries .
It's been two years since he's gone and I still say this rings true
Garban comments on Feb 17, 2023:
How sad that such a majestic, feeling, and intelligent animal as the elephant get stuck being the mascot of such a malignant, depraved, and heartless bunch of imbeciles. Not directed at your post, just a thought.
About naturalism/nihilism. Naturalistic Nihilist ?
Garban comments on Feb 17, 2023:
Entropy will consume us all and everything around us eventually. So screw it. Enjoy what little time we’ve have, and leave graciously, leaving as much opportunity as possible for the next generation of poor doomed bastards to enjoy.
This question goes to believers.
Garban comments on Feb 17, 2023:
Sorry, but not many believers here. Welcome to the site anyway. Address your questions to the heathens and you’ll get more responses. πŸ˜‰
We had rules in place to keep this type thing from happening, but the less regulation people got ...
Garban comments on Feb 17, 2023:
I suspect 80% of the people impacted by this actually voted for him, and sadly still support him.
West Texas storm chaser Laura Rowe captured the picture of a lifetime, fantastic shot of a mature ...
Garban comments on Feb 17, 2023:
Real?
Francis looks like he's spent too much time staring at the sun
Garban comments on Feb 17, 2023:
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NEW EVIDENCE THAT THERE WAS ONCE WATER ON MARS -- NASA rover snaps photos of ancient 'waves' carved ...
Garban comments on Feb 17, 2023:
Maybe. Wind erosion can cause similar features. We will someday put boots on Mars to verify, maybe.
When defacing the American flag is the least of your offensive behavior
Garban comments on Feb 17, 2023:
Karen and Darren, the next generation.
Something to share with your Faux
Garban comments on Feb 17, 2023:
When confronted with facts the cult of the orange turd will only double down.πŸ™„
Bored? Want to see an airshow? Spice up your skies!
Garban comments on Feb 17, 2023:
Don’t give the rednecks ideas.πŸ™„
Redneck camper for sale, only used once, this past winter.
Garban comments on Feb 17, 2023:
I hope those rednecks don’t have kids in that camper.πŸ™„
Beau of the Fifth Column - Let's talk about Fox, truth, lies, and tools.... [youtube.com]
Garban comments on Feb 17, 2023:
Cronkite is rolling in his grave.
What would you think of a white male friend who wears a BLM bracelet, consistently complains how ...
Garban comments on Feb 17, 2023:
Sounds obsessed to project a persona? Almost taking on woke as a religious calling? Very odd. Not sure about racist or sexist, but very fake.
As dark as my non-existent soul
Garban comments on Feb 17, 2023:
Save this one for Halloween. 🧟‍♂️
[tiktok.com] Go nana go πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ♥️♥️♥️
Garban comments on Feb 17, 2023:
Poor lady looking for love in the help wanted section.πŸ€—
This ---> “You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that ...
Garban comments on Feb 17, 2023:
Good point. To bad the faithful won’t see the truth of it.
Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? He was a little horse.
Garban comments on Feb 17, 2023:
Nay.
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Garban comments on Feb 16, 2023:
Are you butt texting?
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Garban comments on Feb 16, 2023:
Tapping out is asking for peer ridicule, especially in the military. He may have felt compelled to endure or be subjected to this ridicule.
Faux News, when the truth just won't do.
Garban comments on Feb 16, 2023:
The clogged toilet of news media. Hasn’t been flushed in 27 years.
How dare they!
Garban comments on Feb 16, 2023:
I’m so sick of hearing the insincere “have a blessed day” I can’t drive by Chik-Fil-A without getting nauseous. My coworkers know better now.
Merger of neutron stars produces perfect explosion: [theguardian.com]
Garban comments on Feb 16, 2023:
We have the best universe in the universe.πŸ˜‰
Try not to forget that his personal life also will make you cringe.
Garban comments on Feb 16, 2023:
Short speech? Is that possible from any politician, especially him.
Who decided that we needed separate insurance for our teeth and eyes?
Garban comments on Feb 16, 2023:
Soon we’ll need to have a separate insurance policy on each limb and organ.πŸ˜‰
A late Valentine's day meme for the orange baboon.
Garban comments on Feb 16, 2023:
Thaw her out first.
MTG you confuse even the aliens that sent the Uber for you.
Garban comments on Feb 16, 2023:
We don’t accept returns. She’s all yours now.
We all laughed at Wylie, but it looks like it could actualy happen in real life.
Garban comments on Feb 16, 2023:
Use your talent for good, not mischief! πŸ˜‚
Sons of the confederacy can be so sensitive.
Garban comments on Feb 16, 2023:
Never thought of it that way. I like it.
Sometimes it takes an asshole move by one person to cause a compassionate move by another.
Garban comments on Feb 16, 2023:
Never heard of them. Link to their site: https://www.haymarketbooks.org/?gclid=Cj0KCQiAxbefBhDfARIsAL4XLRqbdK6g_awbIY8ipSb0RwXHF1dmyBJDKczMwG8gsViNbHFFgKO23rIaAm2aEALw_wcB Link to article: https://truthout.org/articles/haymarket-books-will-provide-free-black-history-e-books-to-florida-students/ Germany 1933 or Florida 2023?
I think living apart together is ideal.
Garban comments on Feb 16, 2023:
If the couple are happy and financially capable of maintaining multiple households. My wife looks forward to when I travel for work, one to two weeks every month. Me too. We all need a break, and absence does make the heart grow fonder.
One more bible story that doesn't stand the test of the faithful [bbc.com]
Garban comments on Feb 16, 2023:
Not the first, and he won’t be the last.
Talk about caring parents.
Garban comments on Feb 16, 2023:
Everyone gets a nip, except the poor breastfeeding mommy.
Son: “Dad, I want to be in politics when I grow up.” Dad: “Are you insane?
Garban comments on Feb 16, 2023:
Dad’s don’t alway give good advise, but this time LISTEN!
Editorial comment for the day...
Garban comments on Feb 16, 2023:
If their rule is an eye for an eye, they can mock the god of agnostics all day long. We won’t be offended, likely we’ll just pity them more.
How do I block an unwanted and abusive "critic"?
Garban comments on Feb 15, 2023:
On their profile page:
Since my level, my group, my posts have all vanished, and most agree it "just happened" how many ...
Garban comments on Feb 15, 2023:
Nope. I’m still h……..,
When the snow melts into a fish....
Garban comments on Feb 15, 2023:
Message from god. Neptune god of the sea.
How adorable, wishing everyone a super sparkly day!
Garban comments on Feb 15, 2023:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hFdj7nKy8I0
Doncha just hate it when they don't take no for an answer.
Garban comments on Feb 14, 2023:
Trust your BS smeller.
For the pleasure of Succubus fans.
Garban comments on Feb 14, 2023:
Scary and sexy. Perfect for Valentine’s Day.
[images.app.goo.gl] Happy Valentine's Day!
Garban comments on Feb 14, 2023:
Dorky and cute!
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Garban comments on Feb 14, 2023:
Is he the target for those rotten eggs? πŸ˜‰
Attraction Between People
Garban comments on Feb 14, 2023:
I think what we seek in a mate changes as we mature. Sometimes we mature in harmony, sometimes we don’t. None of us are the same person we were when we were younger. If we don’t change, we don’t grow, and likely will never have a healthy relationship. Enjoy what you got while you got it. When things change don’t blame and don’t linger, move on. JMO.
Central casting head to DC, we have your actors.
Garban comments on Feb 14, 2023:
Bevis and Butt head entertain the immature. Gaetz and Jordan victimize them.
I was reading about the 'melting pot'.
Garban comments on Feb 14, 2023:
There doesn’t seem to be an American “as a whole”, especially in the last six years or more. We’re more of a clogged toilet now than a melting pot, sorry to say.
My first post to this new group. Hey everybody!
Garban comments on Feb 14, 2023:
They need to be very brief briefings, we know how she responds to intelligence.
3027 years from now, life will either be really good or really bad. It’s 5050!
Garban comments on Feb 14, 2023:
Maybe we’ll change our year zero to a date other the birth of our fictional zombie savior before then.
That is one hell of a diet!
Garban comments on Feb 14, 2023:
Targeted dieting.
Everybody has their special valentine, even T boy.
Garban comments on Feb 14, 2023:
Vlad will be so jealous.
Republican Nikki Haley enters 2024 presidential race [bbc.com]
Garban comments on Feb 14, 2023:
She flip flops like a damned fish, but has more balls than Pence.
I apologize for the length of this post.
Garban comments on Feb 14, 2023:
Sounds like you’ve been totally honest with all of them. That shouldn’t be an issue with any of them, if it is, that’s their problem, not yours. Life is too short to sweat the silly drama. Have fun. Take this advise with a grain of salt, I haven’t had a date in 30+ years, my wife wouldn’t approve.πŸ˜‰
Tuesday morning cuteness
Garban comments on Feb 14, 2023:
I didn’t know leopards hunted in packs.πŸ˜‰
Advertising Terms Explained NEW - Different color from previous design.
Garban comments on Feb 13, 2023:
5 Year Warranty only applies if you don’t plug it in.
Lightning strikes the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro.
Garban comments on Feb 13, 2023:
Liar, liar, halo’s on fire.
Valentine's Day is coming.
Garban comments on Feb 13, 2023:
Can you use the coupons for subsequent marriages? Do they have a 30 day return policy?
The weather: I pumped gas in the 70s-80s off and on and the major topic was always the weather.
Garban comments on Feb 13, 2023:
Lived in Wisconsin for 15 years driving in snow. Even there after the 1st snow of the year you would see a car in the ditch or an accident every half mile or so. After people saw a few accidents they are reminded of the snow driving rules.
I'm sure many of you have seen this meme on facebook or elsewhere this week.
Garban comments on Feb 12, 2023:
Grown men getting paid millions to throwing and catch balls doesn’t thrill you?
Happy Birthday, Chuck.
Garban comments on Feb 12, 2023:
Brilliant mind but seemed conflicted about religion. Opinion piece by Nick Spencer: https://www.faraday.cam.ac.uk/news/darwins-religious-beliefs/#:~:text=Darwin%20was%20thus%20an%20atheist,than%20theist%20during%20this%20period.
A man who is about to be in deep shit
Garban comments on Feb 12, 2023:
Trump tunneling out of Leavenworth?
Not even half time and the haters are already out.
Garban comments on Feb 12, 2023:
She and Santos invented football. And winning, I mean whining.
A home repair question for all you handy people out there?
Garban comments on Feb 12, 2023:
You need more buckets.
Trump attracts a special kind of crazy, and it is hard to separate from his own sickness.
Garban comments on Feb 12, 2023:
Give ‘em hell, Linus.
I would like to point out one of my life goals.
Garban comments on Feb 12, 2023:
It my party and I’ll create a mess if I want to.
This bares repeating as often as it can be heard.
Garban comments on Feb 12, 2023:
Jefferson especially did his best to keep god out of government.
Does your food lie to you? Mine does!
Garban comments on Feb 12, 2023:
Return for a refund.πŸ˜‰
Valentines dump
Garban comments on Feb 12, 2023:
Rotisserie chicken.🀣
Happy birthday Chuck!
Garban comments on Feb 12, 2023:
Yes! Happy birthday and thank you Charlie!
Have you actually confirmed that with her, mate?
Garban comments on Feb 12, 2023:
Give her a break. They say absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Some naughty observations.
Garban comments on Feb 12, 2023:
“Not yet” 🀣
So I was driving to the grocery store and then stopped in the parking lot when I got there to look ...
Garban comments on Feb 12, 2023:
God sure is a vindictive bastard, isn’t he?
How we lived life without memes πŸ™„ I can’t . Memes are life indeed πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
Garban comments on Feb 12, 2023:
The teen wolf paw!🀣
Say 'tacos'. It'll increase the chance of getting her back.
Garban comments on Feb 11, 2023:
Beans, if she doesn’t forgive you for sleeping with her sister with that kind of valentines gift nothing will work. πŸ™„
They named me Pretzel. I don’t know why…
Garban comments on Feb 11, 2023:
Looks more like vanilla ice cream, covered in chocolate and caramel.
Makes me want to fish again:
Garban comments on Feb 11, 2023:
I need to restock the lake with those.
This is one very dedicated pasta machine! [agnostic.com]
Garban comments on Feb 11, 2023:
Seems to be a surge of WereChristians with the coming full moon.
Here is a scientific study for something you never needed to know.
Garban comments on Feb 11, 2023:
This applies to every thing that stores energy. You phone has more mass when charged than not. Your car has more mass when you engage the emergency brake. Your house has more mass when you turn the thermostat up. The example in this article is using the energy of stored data to give another example of this very real but practically unobservable example of special relativity.
PBS Space Time - How Earth REALLY Moves Through the Galaxy [youtube.com]
Garban comments on Feb 11, 2023:
There is no preferred frame of reference. Even the geocentric frame is technically just as valid, but it leads to crazy physics. I like Matt’s galactic center of mass reference frame. Reminds me of the Spirograph from my childhood.
Just a few conundrums.
Garban comments on Feb 11, 2023:
Excellent sarcasm! If I had Facebook I would share this with my religious relatives.🀣
There's going to be ads for Jesus aired during the Superbowl tomorrow evening.
Garban comments on Feb 11, 2023:
Millions of christians gave tithes for this attempt to increase their influence. Hopefully most Americans we see it in the same way they see every other commercial: a desperate trick to increase their market share in the shrinking religious economy.
'We're Feeding the Kids': Minnesota House Passes Universal School Meals Bill | Common Dreams
Garban comments on Feb 11, 2023:
I should be considered an honor to feed kids, not an obligation.
The Q-Anon mating call ...
Garban comments on Feb 10, 2023:
Mouth breathing inbreeders. πŸ™„
Seriously? Not even one you cut in half?
Garban comments on Feb 9, 2023:
Forgetting puppy treats, the big career limiting move.🀣
Someone's in trouble...
Garban comments on Feb 9, 2023:
$400 worth of unborn chickens in that pan. They must be loaded.😲
Has anyone here ever experience one of their kids with the personality type, dark ampath.
Garban comments on Feb 9, 2023:
I’ve never heard the term. Some of my daughters friends behaved like this when they were in their early teens, but they all have seemed to grow out it. Good luck. https://psychcentral.com/health/what-is-a-dark-empath
My new roll model...
Garban comments on Feb 9, 2023:
Looks more like he only dates Modelo.
CopyPasta Monster strikes again… [agnostic.com]
Garban comments on Feb 9, 2023:
Already blocked.πŸ™„
Conspiracy theorist ( n ): Somebody whose brain has been fogged by chemtrails, 5G and fetal alcohol ...
Garban comments on Feb 8, 2023:
There’s a huge market of conspiracies out there for someone that needs a *truth* to fit their perceptions.
Anyone have any thoughts on the diversity of experiences?
Garban comments on Feb 8, 2023:
To me it’s obviously valuable to build teams with a broad range of experiences. “If the only tool you have is a hammer, it is tempting to treat everything as if it were a nail." - Abraham Harold Maslow Having a variety of tools gives resourceful leaders flexibility.
Chinese food anyone?...
Garban comments on Feb 8, 2023:
You can have my share.
@Toyasexy anyone?
Garban comments on Feb 8, 2023:
This approach *usually* works
Go figure...
Garban comments on Feb 8, 2023:
Fire the Jewish space laser!
"Then it must be conceded, as a basic principle of our natural history of the gods and heroes, that ...
Garban comments on Feb 8, 2023:
I enjoy ancient Greek and Norse mythology. However teaching any mythology as fact, like the Abrahamic faiths do, makes as much sense as teaching Tolkien as history. Tolkien has merit as literature at least. Gandalf was much more humane than God.πŸ˜‰
For the fact adverse conservatives on here, here’s some more you can ignoreπŸ˜€
Garban comments on Feb 7, 2023:
I think people know this. But apparently sexually provocative m&ms, drag queens, and Mr. Potato Head are the serious issues many political leaders are focusing on.πŸ™„
I predict that our democratic system will not survive 2023 intact, because the Executive branch, ...
Garban comments on Feb 7, 2023:
Bold prediction. Fall 2024, maybe?
"I feel most spiritual when I’m out in the woods.
Garban comments on Feb 7, 2023:
Nature can be beautiful and generous. It can also be cold and cruel. The coyote says yummy, the bunny says ugh.
It's under water, just like Miami!
Garban comments on Feb 7, 2023:
Supreme bean, yes! Instead of bread and wine, expresso and biscotti.
So for a while Whiskers would come and wake me up early leaving me short of sleep every day.
Garban comments on Feb 7, 2023:
You are a well trained human.πŸ˜‰πŸ˜Ή

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12 pound 28 inch large mouth bass. Catch and released!
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Mommy said I can’t have a puppy treat; I love you daddy!
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