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PERSONAL OVERVIEW:
Happily married for 30+ years to a beautiful spiritual lady that I wouldnโ€™t change for the whole world.๐Ÿ˜˜
Children that make me worry.๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜˜
Grandkids that make me LAUGH! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Puppies that make me GIGGLE! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Life is good!

PERSONAL HISTORY:
Raised in a poor rural Protestant farming community in the Ozarks, but never felt pressured to get baptized. My extended family is still waiting for me to โ€œcome aroundโ€.
US Army 86 to 92, desert shield and desert storm veteran. Multiple overseas deployments, Germany, S Korea, Turkey, Saudi.
Married high school sweetheart in 90 while serving.

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Ironically, the second amendment provides the means for enacting gun regulation when the people want...
Garban comments on May 27, 2022:
“We’ll regulated”๐Ÿ‘
Alert for Twitter Users: Calling MTG a skanky whore will get you suspended. That is all.
Garban comments on May 27, 2022:
Wear it like a medal!
The Onion 5/27/2022 Wayne LaPierre has a different opinion of school shootings ...
Garban comments on May 27, 2022:
Grifter, accessory to murder, and reptile.
Good guy with a gun?? [youtu.be]
Garban comments on May 27, 2022:
Good idiots with guns. The US has millions of wannabes that are more dangerous than the criminals.
Christopher Titus [youtube.com]
Garban comments on May 27, 2022:
Titus is cracked. I like him.
"Peace loving" USA abused its position of power to take advantage of impoverished nations to ...
Garban comments on May 27, 2022:
About the source: RT has regularly been described as a major propaganda outlet for the Russian government and its foreign policy. Academics, fact-checkers, and news reporters (including some current and former RT reporters) have identified RT as a purveyor of disinformation and conspiracy theories. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RT_(TV_network)#:~:text=RT%20has%20regularly%20been%20described,of%20disinformation%20and%20conspiracy%20theories.
The vast majority of Americans (90%, according to some polls) are in favor of common sense gun laws.
Garban comments on May 27, 2022:
I’m an independent, not a democrat, but given the ridiculous positions the republicans have taken over the past few years, I have no option but to vote a straight democratic ticket. I want moderate fiscal responsibility of a traditional Republican with the social freedoms of a Democrat. The Republican policies of circumventing the constitution, unlimited firepower in the hands of anyone, and failure to admit their losses in the 2020 election has put their honor in serious peril. Honor is more important than fiscal policy, and their are no honorable republicans in my voting districts. Sadly in my area my vote will be as effective as a fart in a hurricane.
There, I fixed it.
Garban comments on May 27, 2022:
Is it made of Kevlar?
Apparently they got lost looking for their brains.
Garban comments on May 27, 2022:
Selling or buying?๐Ÿคฃ
What the fuck is wrong with people when you can’t even get any restrictions on assault rifles?
Garban comments on May 27, 2022:
The filibuster is a procedural rule, not a law. Time to get rid of it so the senate can stop using it as an excuse for inaction.
Nailed that one!
Garban comments on May 27, 2022:
Wadding it up repeatedly before use will soften the texture; and is kind of fun.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
My first sex tape!!!
Garban comments on May 27, 2022:
Shameful.๐Ÿ˜ณ
In order to perform marriages in my state, I am a minister of the "Church of Spiritual Humanism.
Garban comments on May 27, 2022:
As long as there’s no position of authority that can be abused, you’re probably not prone to the corruption of organized religion. The idea that one person has divine religious authority is what causes a health philosophy to turn to a poisonous religion, in my opinion.
With regard to the Texas school shooting, it seems to me that the police keep changing their story.
Garban comments on May 26, 2022:
Yes. They seem to be in defense mode for their lack of action.
THE GOP LAWMAKERS WHO GET THE MOST CASH FROM GUN RIGHTS GROUPS [axios.com]
Garban comments on May 26, 2022:
Supporting information from marketwatch.com
This poor man died of grief! Husband of one of the teachers fatally shot at Uvalde school dies ...
Garban comments on May 26, 2022:
So heart breaking it makes me sick to my stomach. They look so happy.
Just because.
Garban comments on May 26, 2022:
“Make like an ape man”๐Ÿคฃ. It takes talent to be profound, silly, and groovy in the same song. Thanks.
I was in a Starbucks recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately ...
Garban comments on May 26, 2022:
Don’t be ashamed of your talents.๐Ÿ˜‰
Does love exist?
Garban comments on May 26, 2022:
That depends on the individual(s). I can only speak from my own experience. “HELL YES! Stupid question.”
‘I'm Tired of Y'all Kind’: Viral Video of a Florida Man Violently Beating Black Woman Is ...
Garban comments on May 26, 2022:
That’s only one side of the story, but it looks very damning. If that doesn’t qualify as a hate crime, nothing does.
Hmmmm.
Garban comments on May 26, 2022:
My favorite part: “Anything Trump says in a civil deposition could be used against him in the criminal probe being overseen by the Manhattan district attorney's office.” Sticky wicket?
When you don’t want to be talked about, do what no one wants to talk about.
Garban comments on May 26, 2022:
Being boring will keep me out of trouble, maybe?๐Ÿ˜‰
If you want to explain the meaning of the word "outlier"
Garban comments on May 26, 2022:
Facts don’t lie! Politicians in the pockets of the gun lobby do. Very profound chart, thank you.
L.R. Knost
Garban comments on May 25, 2022:
Sadly both are required training in the US right now.
Positive News The living coffin that transforms your body into compost A Dutch startup has ...
Garban comments on May 25, 2022:
The circle of life baby. Use my compost to grow tomatoes please.๐Ÿ˜‰
Florida high schooler who says he was censored in graduation speech speaks out.
Garban comments on May 23, 2022:
Thank you. I feel a *little* better about my state.
What happened to DIANAKNOWS ? She was messaging me and disappeared! Lol!!!
Garban comments on May 23, 2022:
I think she’s back. She added another S to her name?
No hard feelings, ok?
Garban comments on May 23, 2022:
500 light years sounds more reasonable.
I can't stop laughing!
Garban comments on May 23, 2022:
All hand on the poop deck!
Which should I fear?
Garban comments on May 22, 2022:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sS-sXcx30O4
Just a question. How many people on this site use Substack?
Garban comments on May 22, 2022:
Never heard of it until now. https://substack.com/ “We believe that what you read matters and great writing is valuable. We’re building a future where writers can flourish by being paid directly by readers.“
What happened to DIANAKNOWS ? She was messaging me and disappeared! Lol!!!
Garban comments on May 22, 2022:
She was summoned back to the mother ship. I thought we had something special.๐Ÿ˜ข
His dream came true...
Garban comments on May 22, 2022:
With the mask on I’m sure no one will recognize him.๐Ÿฅด
According to a number of News reports this morning, the newly elected Australian Prime Minister ...
Garban comments on May 22, 2022:
HOLY BALLS. The evangelicals in the USA heads would explode.๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ‚
Little break w my work daughters at Asheville .
Garban comments on May 22, 2022:
Good for you. I’m jealous.
Russia bans 963 Americans, including Biden, Harris, Morgan Freeman but not Trump - The Washington ...
Garban comments on May 22, 2022:
What an honor. The few, the proud, the 963.
Nowadays it is fashionable to constantly pillory white people and to put Western culture in the ...
Garban comments on May 22, 2022:
I don’t agree with all your premises but I think I understand your sentiment. In my opinion being self critical is not a trait that can be attributed to a nation or cultural group. It’s an individual commitment that requires real discipline. When there’s a *critical mass* of self critical leaders in a society they can do good things. Personality I think Europe is leaving the US behind; not necessarily because of Europe advancing but because the US is retarding. Don’t wait for us, drive on!
17 Sex Tricks Men Learn From Porn That Women Wish We Could Wipe From Your Brain
Garban comments on May 21, 2022:
Guys don’t worry about performing starting out, if she likes and trusts you, she will take the time to train you. Remember: slow, gentle, shut up and listen.
Wonder Woman by Coconut Kaya Nilson
Garban comments on May 21, 2022:
Lovely, however I still prefer Linda Carter from my distant childhood. She’s still stunning in my opinion.
Speaking of the weather, yesterday Oklahoma was 96 and today the high will be 58.
Garban comments on May 21, 2022:
Snuggle with him.
The Beatles - Here Comes The Sun (2019 Mix) [youtube.com]
Garban comments on May 21, 2022:
Little darling, it’s alright. Thanks.
Anything for love
Garban comments on May 21, 2022:
I don’t understand.๐Ÿคฏ
Sometimes even surgery doesn't work if you wait too long.
Garban comments on May 21, 2022:
I have a chain saw if you want to borrow it.
Louisiana Senator Bill Cassidy: Our Maternal Death Rates Are Only Bad If You Count Black Women | ...
Garban comments on May 21, 2022:
“correct our population for race” WTF?๐Ÿ˜ข
I’ve been a little disappointed that my fellow Agnostics at agnostic.
Garban comments on May 21, 2022:
@holykoolaid and @atheistnews, YouTubers, simply come on this sight and post a link to their ideas. @johnnyrobish frequently posts excellent opinions here with links to his ideas. There may be others. I read your latest blog. It’s fine. Simply post a link and avoid the advertising. It makes you look needy.
Oklahoma's weather and religion seem to share the same bipolar characteristics.
Garban comments on May 21, 2022:
I44 in Missouri is the same way. Praise Jesus and pass the latex crucifix.
High standards
Garban comments on May 21, 2022:
I can’t meet the posted requirements, but thanks for the offer.๐Ÿ˜‰
Jesus is everywhere
Garban comments on May 21, 2022:
It’s a miracle if whoever did the stringing of that electrical cable is still alive.
Excellent reason
Garban comments on May 21, 2022:
The product of lead paint, multi generational inbreeding, and exposure to Jewish space lasers.๐Ÿคฎ
Usually twice a day, schedule permitting!? [yahoo.com]
Garban comments on May 21, 2022:
We aren’t alone. ๐Ÿ˜‰ https://www.livescience.com/12944-animals-evolved-masturbate.html Non-reproductive sexual behavior in animals: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-reproductive_sexual_behavior_in_animals#:~:text=Masturbation%20is%20widespread%20throughout%20mammals,sticks%2C%20pebbles%2C%20and%20leaves.
Vadim Shishimarin's commanding officer needs to be captured, tried, convicted and punished, which ...
Garban comments on May 21, 2022:
Putin has demonized the Ukrainians in the Russian culture as Nazis. The extreme and even moderate right media is doing the same in the US with all non-whites as “replacements”. The right political leaders won’t speak out against this hate out of fear of loosing their jobs. The evidence is overwhelming. VOTE DAMN IT!!
Supernovas, Neutron Stars and Black Holes “Break the Rules” | Space News (22 min.
Garban comments on May 21, 2022:
There’s a lot of established science to throw away to accept this principle: Einstein’s GR Einstein’s SR Pauli’s exclusion Heisenberg’s uncertainty Big Bang Maxwell’s electromagnetism There’s also a lot of new principles to accept: Neutrinos make up an aether as a medium for light. Electricity is faster than light. Gravity as a dipole force propagated from electricity. I’ve done a little reading into the “electric universe” theory finding these conflicts with established science. I’m definitely not an expert on this theory, so take my list of conflicting findings with a little salt. Spending 90 minutes trying to be objective with this has exhausted me.
Religious Extremists Mix Trump Worship With Christian Nationalism - YouTube
Garban comments on May 21, 2022:
The Christian way. Hate thy neighbor.
Ricky Gervais Can’t Wait for Humanity to Be Wiped Out [youtu.be]
Garban comments on May 21, 2022:
Looking forward to his new series!
A study examines the perception of atheists and agnostics, a child is killed in California during ...
Garban comments on May 21, 2022:
Thank you.
Had a friendly argument with a Xian in the doctor's office today.
Garban comments on May 21, 2022:
Not all Christians are political crazies. Many Protestant from my background see religion as a personal relationship between them and their god, completely isolated from political life. These have become rare.
Had a very busy day! I'm late!!!!
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
That’s one long lonely train ride.
When she toured US bases overseas to entertain
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
A little before my service.๐Ÿ˜‰
I found the keys to happiness
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
CTRL-ALT-FUCKIT!
Alex Jones' Testicles Are Shrinking ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ [youtu.be]
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
Alex Jones has testicles?
Caution lizard porn. These two were having some fun on my garage wall.
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
Get a room!
"All that spin and narrative management they’ve been pouring into the U.
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
Caitlin Johnstone The Complete Book Of Astrology: Your personal guide to learning, understanding and using Astrology Excellent source!๐Ÿคฃ She’s the Alex Jones of astrology!
Democrat waited for bicyclist. Republican aggressively cut me off.
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
A few days ago I pulled into a convenience store parking lot behind a big loud truck with a 3x5 Trump flag and 3x5 blacked out American flag. They also had “Fuck Joe and the Hoe” sign in the rear window. I parked right next to him in my Subaru. The windows were blacked out but I think there were 2 people in there someplace. They never got out of the vehicle. While I was checking out they just sat there with the motor off. They ended up following me for about a block being as loud as possible with their pipes roaring. I think they need attention to compensate for something.
Advice to live by...
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
Good one!
Ever wonder why so many MAGA death cult members are coming out of our cultural closet with overt ...
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
Fear is the tool politicians, and more recently the media, use to motivate and manipulate. Sometimes the fear is justified and backed by facts(climate change), sometimes it’s fabricated (Replacement Theory). It’s worked for at least 3400 years.
Michigan GOP candidate Jacky Eubanks says she would ban birth control
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
Crap on a cracker crazy.
Michigan election chief: Trump suggested I be arrested for treason and executed
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
Who’s surprised? She is a tough broad, her family and the people of Michigan should be proud.
They persuaded but I did not go
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
The neighbor has something for you.
Looks like it takes more than just a criminal's endorsement to get you over the, um, hump.
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
He can get a job at Mar-a-Lago feeding the alligators.๐Ÿ˜‰
They are cute helping each other ๐Ÿฅฐ [instagram.com]
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
Brighten my day!
Too all the woman out there...EXACTLY!!!!
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
I agree with his conclusions, but question his motivation. He’s sincere, or maybe just horny? Just saying.
Little Jimmy was mostly left alone
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
Farrah was gorgeous, but Barbie, oh my!
How absolutely wonderful that something so good came out of something so bad.
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
It’s nice to get a little good news sometimes, thank you.
You know you rarely see a prayer group dedicated to that but I think they should
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
Indeed! Miss you uncle Ray!
How to build a wormhole in three nearly impossible steps: [arstechnica.com]
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
Getting our hands on negative matter would be great. Worm holes, time travel, perpetual motion machines would all be possible, all we have to do is reverse universal entropy.๐Ÿ˜‰
Starliner launches, reaches a stable orbit: [arstechnica.com]
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
No pressure.๐Ÿ˜‰
Friday morning cuteness
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
Cute but suspicious?
How Trump botched Covid response. [theatlantic.com]
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
Great. Another Trump White House advisor that knew along what a dumpster fire the administration was, but didn’t have the strength of character to pull the damned fire alarm. Notice how all of the books from these “good people in bad positions” are spaced out enough to not conflict with each other for media exposure. No one in that administration is worthy of being held in a positive light by history, except Vindman.
This is what the US is supporting now to the tune of another $40 billion: "The conventional ...
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
An excellent investment that will benefit the entire world, even Russians eventually. Not including Putin and his trolls.
SpaceX Flight Attendant Says Musk Exposed Himself - Then Offered to Buy Her a Horse A report has ...
Garban comments on May 20, 2022:
Poor little rich boy.
Why I would rather ride the bus than drive these days.... [youtu.be]
Garban comments on May 19, 2022:
Talent.
Christian Love โค
Garban comments on May 19, 2022:
Bastet loves you, and all the Feline Fanatics. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastet
Correction Officer Suspended For Mocking Buffalo Victims -NYPost
Garban comments on May 19, 2022:
Twisted minds.
Relationship but different
Garban comments on May 19, 2022:
Love this one! Stealing.
I believe in helpful tips
Garban comments on May 19, 2022:
I don’t think I have what it takes to do it the right way. That would take a lot of silicone and air brush paint.
Good morning!!!!
Garban comments on May 19, 2022:
I can forgive dogs when the tell me to “Go fuck myself”; they do it with love in their eyes.
Republican-leaning areas continue to face more COVID deaths : NPR
Garban comments on May 19, 2022:
Just got my second booster! I went through the 3 minute process of scheduling online and the schedule was WIDE open. When I showed up thirty minutes early and asked if they could fit me in, the nurse told me next time, if there is a next time, just show up between 9 and 5, don’t bother scheduling. If there’s a particularly bad mutation in our future, the Florida panhandle will be naked in a shit storm.
Have you tried?
Garban comments on May 19, 2022:
I’d be bitchy too after walking away from 30 years of Russian investments.
Ugly waxed humans
Garban comments on May 19, 2022:
He’s actually cute!
"Naturally being a migrant wanting to outdo American bullying & anarchic behaviour it follows that ...
Garban comments on May 19, 2022:
Of whom do you speak specifically? Is “permaban” an option?
That's a bad spot to be in.
Garban comments on May 19, 2022:
Beeking News. The chicken interview. ๐Ÿคฃ Go ahead and groan.
Thursday morning cuteness
Garban comments on May 19, 2022:
I didn’t know you could get cute and ornery delivered in 1/2 dozen boxes.
Who can name the movie without Google images? [theconversation.com]
Garban comments on May 19, 2022:
Yep. I’m old too.
Uh oh. Somebody's in trouble.
Garban comments on May 19, 2022:
Who is Brine?๐Ÿ˜‰
Trump Advises Dr.
Garban comments on May 19, 2022:
Very funny, and sadly true at the same time. Thanks.
Elon Musk Tweets He’ll Vote Republican—And Slams Democrats As ‘Party Of Division & Hate’
Garban comments on May 18, 2022:
Poor Elon, he’s so oppressed.๐Ÿ˜ข
I don't know if you have ever been this dog tired. My dog sure is dog tired.
Garban comments on May 18, 2022:
You work him like a dog.
Not many will get it
Garban comments on May 18, 2022:
The manufacturing engineer says: “This one was assembled on a Monday.”
Doesn't the Trump family ever get tired of whoring around?
Garban comments on May 18, 2022:
Probably Jackass meat.
Abortion is an Atheist issue.
Garban comments on May 18, 2022:
Bottom line is if a woman wants an abortion no law is going to stop her, only limit her safe options. Prohibition in 1920s anyone? Similar mistake 100 years later in the name of moral superiority. We just now started reducing black markets for marijuana; now we’re going to create a new one for abortions. It’s pathetic that we can’t learn.

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Fishing buddy needs his chin scratched.
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1st spring cardinal on the deck.
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Gulf red snapper.๐Ÿ˜‹
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12 pound 28 inch large mouth bass. Catch and released!
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She’s a back seat driver.๐Ÿคฃ
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Mommy said I can’t have a puppy treat; I love you daddy!
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