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I live by "The Golden Rule".
Currently a full time care-giver (since Dec. 2013) for JUST my 91 year old father. was 3rd stage of Alzheimer's. She died on July 21, 2018.
Ex-truckdriver with over 2,000,000 miles experience. I've been all U.S. States except Hawaii.
U.S. Army (Airborne Infantry) Veteran.
4th Battalion, 9th Infantry Brigade.
Crosstrained with Canadian troops.
I also have my Canadian "Jump Wings".
Ex-Mormon
Inactive since about 1973 and declared atheism by 2000.
Interested in animal loving FEMALES, that can understand that my current "living arrangement" doesn't ALLOW excessive "me time".
I am often told that I look and sound like Sam Elliott. (Don't I WISH)
I've been given the nickname "K.O." because my initials are KOA, (I guess).

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Impregnate and still kicking?
KevinAverett comments on Feb 3, 2019:
Shine on.
Slipped right out of the bun.
KevinAverett comments on Feb 3, 2019:
Better into the "V", than off the shoulder.
to Level "B"?
KevinAverett comments on Feb 3, 2019:
What some women have to do, to get the old man to turn off the x box.
Pretty awful.
KevinAverett comments on Feb 3, 2019:
I ain't buyin that shit.
Why not to stack stats
KevinAverett comments on Feb 3, 2019:
He was searching for that...to solve his "theory of everything".
Godless Vagina
KevinAverett comments on Feb 2, 2019:
Okay, then....
Intermission...(think warm thoughts)
KevinAverett comments on Feb 2, 2019:
I have a collage of "Hot for teacher" and "We don't need no education" running through my head!
A leftover nightmare from my previous profession!
KevinAverett comments on Feb 2, 2019:
I can only imagine!
Captured therapist
KevinAverett comments on Feb 1, 2019:
Priceless.
Too, too true!
KevinAverett comments on Feb 1, 2019:
Define "successful". Too many people associate it with wealth and fame. I measure it by how many times I can be there for people in need...not for profit, but out of empathy. It has it's own bumps and bruises...though!
20 pounds to go for little ol' moi!
KevinAverett comments on Feb 1, 2019:
Ether based in the 80's was better than current. Just sayin'.
Muh Homehs!!!
KevinAverett comments on Feb 1, 2019:
Define "road".
Dad will love this one.
KevinAverett comments on Feb 1, 2019:
Hell with the book. Is that a zip lock bag of indica, on the shelf below?
Hooo da Fuck R U?!? [youtu.be]
KevinAverett comments on Feb 1, 2019:
A classic!
I need that shirt.
KevinAverett comments on Feb 1, 2019:
I would have to add... "(Divorced)" "Take over payments"
This summarizes my love life. (Not mine personally, but ...)
KevinAverett comments on Feb 1, 2019:
Looking closer...it IS ME!
This summarizes my love life. (Not mine personally, but ...)
KevinAverett comments on Feb 1, 2019:
Been there, done THAT.
Some......
KevinAverett comments on Feb 1, 2019:
Uhhh......
Spell check when it works in your favor.
KevinAverett comments on Feb 1, 2019:
I know that's right.
How do I "take this"?
KevinAverett comments on Feb 1, 2019:
Lol! I have this "caregiver" role to fulfill. When I put that much heart and soul out for people to wipe their boots on, it's crushing. When mentioned (bio) "inspiration hits me" I write in private. Tears flow like rivers. I need to take breaks to "recover". I virtually live (or HAVE lived) every emotion on the page. I'm a proven empath. I can well up over a tv commercial showing emotion. I just can't afford to come out of my shell...just now.
Morticia gets a hand
KevinAverett comments on Feb 1, 2019:
He's a "handiman".
Movie Test! UPDATED How many movies have you seen?
KevinAverett comments on Feb 1, 2019:
16
Really now?
KevinAverett comments on Feb 1, 2019:
I appreciate all the Star Wars fans. I was thinking it was a pregnancy test.
Flex tape that hole!
KevinAverett comments on Jan 31, 2019:
The telemarketers and spammers better not get ahold of THAT!
Dirty laundry
KevinAverett comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Great one!
'Murica...what can I say
KevinAverett comments on Jan 31, 2019:
It's pretty close.
Genetic???
KevinAverett comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Okay.
Hopefully as new here as it was to me
KevinAverett comments on Jan 31, 2019:
I can DIE now. A reasonable explanation!
You tell em Wanda.
KevinAverett comments on Jan 31, 2019:
I don't like him, either. If he resigned...we have Pence.
The list keeps on growing.
KevinAverett comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Breath deep...through my little crooked cigarette.
@mistymoon77 ...umm
KevinAverett comments on Jan 31, 2019:
I used to allow short women to ride on my shoulders at the grocery store. However, with MY nose...they always wanted to face BACKWARDS.
Why, I believe I will.
KevinAverett comments on Jan 31, 2019:
He takes orders well.
something to fool the eye
KevinAverett comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Quite risky. IT will probably piss someone off.
Words to live by.
KevinAverett comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Am I due for a "vacation"?
I'm not going anywhere today ! !
KevinAverett comments on Jan 31, 2019:
22
Unsolicited pussy pic???
KevinAverett comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Ummmmmm.......
yo mama....
KevinAverett comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Actually, those are steel coils. Toilet paper rolls are MUCH larger. They are shipped in "covered wagons" aka "soft side" flat beds. I've hauled both.
She seems totally deflated over it...
KevinAverett comments on Jan 31, 2019:
In the parking lot of Flying J!
Some assembly required.
KevinAverett comments on Jan 30, 2019:
Never been there. I assume it's the "build a bear" headquarters?
ice,ice,baby
KevinAverett comments on Jan 30, 2019:
Uhhhh........
Hell no, you cannot
KevinAverett comments on Jan 30, 2019:
Be kind....
Timing is everything...
KevinAverett comments on Jan 30, 2019:
Kudos!
Polar blast closes Hamilton...
KevinAverett comments on Jan 30, 2019:
That's just pornographic!
Clearly Jesus was here!
KevinAverett comments on Jan 30, 2019:
Dammit.... I missed him AGAIN!
Forgot what this one is
KevinAverett comments on Jan 30, 2019:
Put 'em up against the WALL....
Someone just viewed my ID profile. I looked at her profile. It is so romantic... ?
KevinAverett comments on Jan 30, 2019:
My translation app is uncapable of translation.
What would jesus do?
KevinAverett comments on Jan 30, 2019:
But...but...but...you ARE coming BACK though...RIGHT?
It can be rough
KevinAverett comments on Jan 30, 2019:
Excellent!
Where's my tomatoes?
KevinAverett comments on Jan 30, 2019:
Start cutting the light back. When it starts to smell "skunky", let me know. It's becoming "dangerous". To "pay you" for your efforts, I'll bring you a pound of termaters, and haul it away to the "hazardous waste disposal" center.
I liked this. I don't know if it's been here yet.
KevinAverett comments on Jan 30, 2019:
Cold dead heart?
Report Them to Local Authorities!
KevinAverett comments on Jan 30, 2019:
Should I call 911 and report myself?
really, I mean...
KevinAverett comments on Jan 30, 2019:
Every stall at churches..should be marked "handicapped".
All them thoughts and prayers....
KevinAverett comments on Jan 30, 2019:
Indeed.
Well there's that too
KevinAverett comments on Jan 30, 2019:
No argument here.
Still illegal in some States.
KevinAverett comments on Jan 30, 2019:
The tide is turning...
What a maroon
KevinAverett comments on Jan 30, 2019:
Agreed...he's a "moron", but
How is the blizzard of 2019 progressing?
KevinAverett comments on Jan 30, 2019:
Need longer necks!
Sarah.....
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Good timing! Here's MY FAV!
It is cheaper
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
I switched 29 Valentines days ago. I'm a pro.
For real....
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Easy! He balled her with his bat.
Maybe I'm a Leo
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
They can treat gonorrhea.
Caretaker Wanted...
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Still laughing!
Caretaker Wanted...
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
And pay the caretaker!
Here's a snippet of the poem I wrote 30 years ago : I understand your pain far better than you ...
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
I can also do poetry. My best/favorite is rather lenghty. Maybe I'll share someday.
Not convincing
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Ima ride my pegasus up to the prick, and shit on him.
thoughts & prayers
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
THOUGHTS and PRAYERS don't help the elderly shovel their snow. ALL it does, is PRETEND you care... when you don't CARE enough to actually HELP.
And it's probably little
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Wanna BET?
Did someone mention pie?
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
That's cool. The chance of having a viable gene pool from ONE, is as good as from TWO.
Video which breaks down the situation in Venezuela in detail, in case you are interested: ...
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Media will tell you which "side of the story" THEY want you to believe. (I didn't watch it) Haven't you folks learned ANYTHING from our fiasco "election"? Reports are written with that agenda in mind.
Lost (internet) love
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
That black outfit makes you look SO MUCH thinner.
Very accurate.
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
It was quite enjoyable, watching walls breathe. Oh...the "good old days"!
Sweet mysteries of life...
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Women want someone that loves their mother, and isn't selfish. Try quitting your job, and moving in with your parents to take care of them in their final years. Try getting a "date"... and being rejected for BEING who they "want". "You don't have a JOB, and LIVE with your mommy and daddy?"
Intermission...continuing with "translucency"... ...with some blur and watercolor effects...by ...
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
It's not my duty to determine what OTHERS want.
Apparently J Dahmer didn't think so.
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Define "eating".
Human tilter wheel
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Where do I FIND her?
I have to concur...
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
It's the hot water heater for the "baptismal font", at a Mormon temple.
Menu may be downgraded to spam and crackers.
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Oh, BOY!
shaved or not?
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
If I hold them up with a jock strap, would you believe they would be "perky"...after I remove it?
Not technically a meme, but funny.
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
You COULDN'T find one, at MY house.
Going once, going twice .......
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Thank you!
yep, had that feeling
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Countless times.
Are you prepared...
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Define "soon".
Damnit Phil!!
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Should have trained him in the WOMB. Pregnant women are the BEST. You can get a BJ and a piece of ass, simultaneously.
Quickie stop
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Drive up sperm bank?
Mistakes happen
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
The biggest mistake, was hiring 95% of 'em.
We have another prude here people!! Two memes of mine this morning have been denied. I may know who,...
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
No... Not HERE!
Oh man . Not sure if I should laugh or cry 😂😞
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Close....
One stop shopping....
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Kudos!
Sounds about right to me...
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Depends on which direction the blood's going.
all of us?
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
I think, this ODD one does, too.
Shaking it more is playing with it.
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
He gave himself an aqua job. There's a rough weld, 11 inches down the pipe.
Lovely sounds we all love
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Jogging in size 17 shoes, filled with vaginal lube.
This is so stupid & so sad...
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Let someone adopt her.
The dangers of Marijuana
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Maybe...coughing up a lung.
Ever wonder about holy water?
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Just when someone THROWS IT on me.
R'amen.......
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
I only eat it on payday.
I think she's got him...
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Says the cunt that needed a new JET (bought with taxpayer money) so she didn't need to stop and refuel, commuting back and forth from California? SHE knows how to save taxpayer money!
This certainly is true!
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
NOT SO. It got everyone (with a smart phone) their bar code. Big brother knows where you are...at all times.
From the new Jebus porno...
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
God, DAMMIT! ALL the 12 year old virgins are GONE!
Uh,... er..., um
KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Your WHAT?

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Honest to a fault.
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My best "Sam Elliott" pic.
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Duchess. Olde English Bulldog.
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2001 Mustang Cobra convertible. Installed new engine. One of 3384 made.
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With my kids.
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My dad and siblings at mom's funeral.
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Panama Canal cruise with dad. Dec. 2018
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Going to crosstrain w/Canadian troops. May 1977. Earned Canadian Jump Wings. Got 17 jumps in Canada. Total jumps 42. Charlie Airborne 172nd/ 4th/9th. Ft Wainwright Ak.
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I'm in the middle with the camera.
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Feb.5, 2019 snowstorm.
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