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I am a 100% disabled Veteran (PTSD) and the king of sarcasm. I am a progressive who has said that the only thing dumber than a Christian who votes Republican is a non-Christian who does it. I completed 90 college credits though I am mostly self-educated. I own my own home and my entire life is entirely of my own making which makes it my fault (or credit depending how you look at it).
I am a progressive not a Neo-Lib or a Con politically and I have no interest in people from other groups so if you think I am going to get butthurt because you block me don't worry I won't.

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Memes R Us
Nov 15, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
First it was pizza...
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Memes R Us
Nov 15, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When you find religious art on pornhub....
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Memes R Us
Nov 15, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
And they wonder why I spell it Moron....
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Memes R Us
Nov 15, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Been asking this question since I was 5 years old.... Ok whoever the fuck is messing with my posts knock it the fuck off and show your face.... This isn't Assbook you know....
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Memes R Us
Nov 15, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Quid Pro Quo....
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Memes R Us
Nov 15, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Hopefully this will annoy someone....
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Memes R Us
Nov 14, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Let's just see how many get this....
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Memes R Us
Nov 14, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When you take her out for sea food and she tells you she is Vegan....
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Memes R Us
Nov 14, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Crosswords...
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Memes R Us
Nov 14, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
A beginners book for the next generation....
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Memes R Us
Nov 14, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Cat meat....
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Memes R Us
Nov 14, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
New Christmas music album out....
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Memes R Us
Nov 14, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When you are raising kids and they are hateful little bastards....
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Memes R Us
Nov 14, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Eat the rich...
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Memes R Us
Nov 13, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
One hump or two?....
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Memes R Us
Nov 13, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
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Memes R Us
Nov 13, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
AOC VS Melina....
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Memes R Us
Nov 13, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Obama VS Trump.....
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Memes R Us
Nov 13, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
I don't know I kind of like it the way it is....
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Memes R Us
Nov 13, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
I love this one....
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Memes R Us
Nov 13, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Have to do something because at the of conviction in the Trump administration the crowd will start to get bored....
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Memes R Us
Nov 13, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Too early for the war on Christmas so we have to start a new one....
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Memes R Us
Nov 12, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
How to get nudes online...
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Memes R Us
Nov 12, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
The money shot....
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Memes R Us
Nov 12, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Who me?... tries hard to look innocent...
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Memes R Us
Nov 12, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
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Memes R Us
Nov 12, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Not so triggered woman VS cat....
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Memes R Us
Nov 12, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Make America Purr again....
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Memes R Us
Nov 12, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Sorry to do this as a link but it needs to be said and I can testify to the truth of this from experience.... Please pass it on...
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Memes R Us
Nov 12, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Well said.....
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Memes R Us
Nov 12, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Catnip should be considered a schedule one drug....
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Memes R Us
Nov 11, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Dinner tonight was fantastic. Suckling Spawn of Satan cooked at 666 for 4:20. I need to get the skin a bit more crispy and add just a touch more pepper. Seared over the souls of the damned.
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Memes R Us
Nov 11, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
MeToo....
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Memes R Us
Nov 11, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Trump's Veteran's Day hat....
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Memes R Us
Nov 11, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
I knew they were Gay they are always talking about Gay sex...
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Memes R Us
Nov 11, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Anybody have a pin I can borrow?...
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Memes R Us
Nov 10, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Duh, duh, duh,duh, duh.... Twang....
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Memes R Us
Nov 10, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Did I just hear banjos?....
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Memes R Us
Nov 10, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Now wouldn't that just be a tragedy?....
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Memes R Us
Nov 9, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Secular Assault...
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Memes R Us
Nov 9, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Losing the Kentucky Derby because you lack horse sense....
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Memes R Us
Nov 8, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Seriously?....
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Memes R Us
Nov 8, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Yeah I went there you gonna make something of it?....
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Memes R Us
Nov 8, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Comforting Don the Con....
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Memes R Us
Nov 8, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Make sure that paint is lead based....
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Memes R Us
Nov 7, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Hoe dem leaves....
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Memes R Us
Nov 7, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Best crazy lady vs cat meme ever....
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Memes R Us
Nov 6, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Escargot anyone?....
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Memes R Us
Nov 6, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
I hate it when I try to donate blood...
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Memes R Us
Nov 6, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
What is life really?...
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Memes R Us
Nov 6, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Nailed it....
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Memes R Us
Nov 5, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
You have to love religion if for no other reason than the straight lines....
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Memes R Us
Nov 5, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Car safety through the ages....
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Memes R Us
Nov 5, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Seasoned Greetings...
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Memes R Us
Nov 4, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Makes sense....
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Memes R Us
Nov 4, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
DNA can be a bitch...
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Memes R Us
Nov 4, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
The baby shower gift that keeps on giving...
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Memes R Us
Nov 4, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
That time of year again....
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Memes R Us
Nov 3, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Redneck lite....
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Memes R Us
Nov 3, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Hey he is right...
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Memes R Us
Nov 3, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
My kind of woman....
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Memes R Us
Nov 3, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Disney.... Teaching children right....
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Memes R Us
Nov 2, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Do you really want to know who it was?...
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Memes R Us
Nov 2, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Evidence....
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Memes R Us
Nov 2, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
If I had a hammer.....+
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Memes R Us
Nov 2, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Am I in trouble again?....
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Memes R Us
Nov 1, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
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420
Oct 31, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
The man with the real plan...
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Memes R Us
Oct 31, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Halloween actually is way better than Christmas...
2 comments
Memes R Us
Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Been there and done that....
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Memes R Us
Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Yay........
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Memes R Us
Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
How udderly shocking....
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Memes R Us
Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When she sends me to the store for tampons....
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Memes R Us
Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Be sure to set your alarm clocks...
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Memes R Us
Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Graduation day...
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Memes R Us
Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
I sympathize.....
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Memes R Us
Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Be careful how much you drink....
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Memes R Us
Oct 28, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Happy Halloween...
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Memes R Us
Oct 28, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Must be those pants....
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Memes R Us
Oct 28, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
The economy is doing great....
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Memes R Us
Oct 28, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
What if god took a poll?....
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Memes R Us
Oct 28, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Going out in style....
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Memes R Us
Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
In game 5 Trump was put on the big screen.... The look on his face is fucking priceless when he realizes what the crowd is chanting....
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Memes R Us
Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Good marketing strategy....
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Memes R Us
Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
I am sold....
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Memes R Us
Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Really?....
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Memes R Us
Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
My kind of Candy....
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Memes R Us
Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Happy Sinful Sunday...
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Memes R Us
Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
WaPoDeathNotices
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Memes R Us
Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Is that Christmas shit in the stores already?....
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Memes R Us
Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Making this for Christmas....
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Memes R Us
Oct 26, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Do you know anyone this song could be about?...
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Memes R Us
Oct 26, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
In case you were wondering....
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Memes R Us
Oct 26, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When you need to relax but your buddy stole your rolling papers....
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Memes R Us
Oct 25, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Sounds good to me....
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Memes R Us
Oct 25, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
In case you are wondering how Trump got elected...
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Memes R Us
Oct 24, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Crap not these guys again...
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Memes R Us
Oct 23, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Giving these out this year....
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Memes R Us
Oct 23, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
My favorite holiday of the year....
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Memes R Us
Oct 23, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Never let a priest fill your cat's water bowl...
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