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I am a 100% disabled Veteran (PTSD) and the king of sarcasm. I am a progressive who has said that the only thing dumber than a Christian who votes Republican is a non-Christian who does it. I completed 90 college credits though I am mostly self-educated. I own my own home and my entire life is entirely of my own making which makes it my fault (or credit depending how you look at it).
I am a progressive not a Neo-Lib or a Con politically and I have no interest in people from other groups so if you think I am going to get butthurt because you block me don't worry I won't.

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Politics
Feb 3, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
The explanation for today's Republican party lies in Bonhoffer's theory of stupidity....
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Just for Laughs
Feb 3, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Funniest speech for the beginning of a movie ever....
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Just for Laughs
Feb 2, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
So in addition to their Satanic after school clubs the Satanic Temple has now opened its first abortion clinic.... named after... wait for it.... Samuel Alito's mom...
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Just for Laughs
Feb 1, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
OUTRAGE I SAY!...
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Just for Laughs
Jan 30, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Attention all you Walgreens shoppers..... The truth about their store closures is in the video.
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Just for Laughs
Jan 27, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Christian at forced birther march stumped by a simple question about his bible.... check link below video...
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Just for Laughs
Jan 25, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Something for a certain whiny little bitch we all know....
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Posts
Jan 25, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Putin on the shitz....
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Just for Laughs
Jan 25, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Bobo makes Boo Boo....
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Just for Laughs
Jan 24, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
And the music plays on....
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Just for Laughs
Jan 22, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
It's a bird, No it's a plane.... Nope just another lying fraudster....
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Just for Laughs
Jan 22, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Me when I piss someone off with a post....
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Just for Laughs
Jan 21, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
So it seems McCarthy got his ass publicly reamed by another Republican congressman who lost his committee appointment because of McCarthy's deal with the MAGots... Looks like the GQP is disintegrating as we watch....
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Just for Laughs
Jan 21, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Sometimes you wonder how stupid they are other times they make it obvious.....
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Just for Laughs
Jan 20, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
For sale: NO2 delivery mask (tank extra) for those who love their soon to be banned gas stove... Fight back and keep that IQ low!
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Just for Laughs
Jan 17, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
How to build the ultimate man cave....
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Just for Laughs
Jan 17, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
It's now the party of the Keystone Cops.....
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Posts
Jan 16, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Challenge accepted....
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Just for Laughs
Jan 16, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
5 reasons why I call it "shitter..."
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Just for Laughs
Jan 14, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
People are leaving the country because of the far right-wing tearing it apart but sometimes the differences for them are amusing... Like the woman who moved to Lagos Nigeria after living in Texas who calls Lagos "heaven" after living in Texas.... ...
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Just for Laughs
Jan 13, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
15.........
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Just for Laughs
Jan 13, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
What you think when they open their mouth...
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Just for Laughs
Jan 5, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
A 6 time loser getting ready to go for 7....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 28, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
So the Russian banking system has now officially collapsed and people are ready to riot... The black market price for the dollar in Russia is now 200 Rubles and climbing fast... The far right-wing president of Brazil tried to stage a violent coup to ...
6 comments
Just for Laughs
Dec 28, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
If you're stupid and you know it....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 27, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
What a deal...
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Just for Laughs
Dec 25, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Shortest day of the year and it is cold as fuck outside.... Had to put on a sweater in the middle of the day because it was 75 degrees....
5 comments
Just for Laughs
Dec 25, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Made a gingerbread house for Christmas and caught my uncle trying to buy crack cocaine there....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 25, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
And this congressional award goes to.....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 24, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
It's like a kind of magic....
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Posts
Dec 23, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Bezos Claus....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 23, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Murican Taliband.....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 23, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Ok so you all know about Elf on a shelf but did you know about....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 22, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Reviews for those books you would rather shit yourself than read.....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 17, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
It's a Charlie Brown war on Christmas....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 15, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Seth Myers on "Buttplugs and Dildos..."
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Just for Laughs
Dec 15, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
At least the cat exists....
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Posts
Dec 13, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Twitter Flamb'e... Follow me for more recipes...
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Just for Laughs
Dec 13, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
I would have flipped them both off to their butt ugly faces....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 13, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Not only did he get booed offstage by an estimated 14,400 people in the city that drives the highest number of Tesla cars per capita in the world but he has lost his spot as the richest man in the country.... Oh and FYI he lost another 3 billion by ...
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Just for Laughs
Dec 12, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Santa is pissed....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 10, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When you join a club but don't seem to fit in no matter how much you tell them you love Hitler.....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 10, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Sequels suck.......
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Just for Laughs
Dec 7, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Happy Pearl Harbor day....
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Posts
Dec 5, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Christmas laughter...
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Just for Laughs
Dec 5, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
In honor of the death of Twitter.....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 5, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Too much of a prankster to be a soccer star...
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Just for Laughs
Dec 5, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Fight climate change, be a pirate... Ramen...
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Just for Laughs
Dec 2, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Floraduh man lost his car keys in a bar....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 2, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
New Christmas toy..... FistMeElmo......
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Just for Laughs
Nov 29, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Damned Christmas carolers are out again this year....
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Just for Laughs
Nov 25, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When I die cremate me so the whole world can kiss my ash.... You urned it world...
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Nov 22, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Blithering idiot....
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Just for Laughs
Nov 20, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Must have been designed by somebody else....
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Just for Laughs
Nov 19, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Yeeeeee Haw!!!!!!!!!!
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Just for Laughs
Nov 15, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
There are always exceptions....
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Just for Laughs
Nov 15, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Hopefully they reject his claim for "Acts of a moron..."
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Nov 9, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
POLL Asking for a friend^ When making a porn movie involving food is it proper etiquette to wash your hands first?....

Quick answers...

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Just for Laughs
Nov 3, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Garfunkle and Oates...
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Just for Laughs
Oct 19, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Hey everybody say hello to our latest loser scammer fucktard @sonia01212 using celebrity pictures trying to fool us and only fooling himself...
7 comments
Just for Laughs
Oct 10, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Happy genocidal European pieces of shit day....
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Just for Laughs
Oct 5, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When that club sounds like fun....
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Just for Laughs
Oct 3, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Best arguments in the world for keeping abortion legal... Sometimes I wish they had done this country a favor and dumped "tailgunner Joe" out the door with no parachute during the war....
3 comments
Posts
Oct 2, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Coyote Greg.....
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Just for Laughs
Oct 2, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Mother bear is getting a bit old....
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Just for Laughs
Sep 29, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
People in Florida be like.....
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Just for Laughs
Sep 27, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
So now White heterosexual male Republicans.... wait for it.... think women are "ugly and stinky?"...
7 comments
Just for Laughs
Sep 27, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Best thing that every happened to Cuba was the banning of the Catholic church.... Congratulations Cuba for being more mature and progressive than American Christians... As well as some closet queen atheists here .... you know the type.... ...
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Sep 26, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
They called me again and I found out who they were.....
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Sep 25, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Healthcare in America is a joke....
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Just for Laughs
Sep 22, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Hey @MichelleGar1 I found one just for you....
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Just for Laughs
Sep 22, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Ahhh this takes me back to the good old days before Donnie Dumbass...
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Sep 21, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Who would have guessed?.... Did you know scammers hate being told their mama was a blender and their daddy was a circle jerk?
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Sep 19, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
DeSkankis stunt backfires horribly....
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Just for Laughs
Sep 15, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
New diet.....
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Just for Laughs
Sep 13, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Robin Williams on the joy of children.....
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Just for Laughs
Sep 11, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When famous people get paid to act like children....
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Just for Laughs
Sep 11, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
How to behave as a musical icon....
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Just for Laughs
Sep 9, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Did anyone else out there sneeze so hard they shit their pants today?.... Asking for a friend obviously..... For all of you not laughing I will take that as a yes....
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Just for Laughs
Sep 2, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When you are invited by the girl you just met to her sister's wedding and find out the jokes weren't really jokes....
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Just for Laughs
Sep 2, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When you are hanging out with no place to go....
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Just for Laughs
Sep 1, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
It's a video game but for morons....
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Aug 27, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Can't wait for the judge to rule against him....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 26, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
How true.....
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Aug 25, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Another Trump Dump....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 25, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Is he working for OZ now?....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 25, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Is that the one he will use when he gets to prison?....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 24, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Excellent point....
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Aug 24, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Yesterday...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 23, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
To all my haters and most of all to the haters who have blocked me thinking it would bother me for some stupid reason....
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Aug 23, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Human trafficking Texas style....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 20, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Man these scammers are getting really stupid.... This latest one uses pictures of Maitland Ward with her name still on one of them yet....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 19, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Congratulations to Tennessee "the volunteer state" who just admitted that one in every 250 residents of their state have "voluntarily" exited the gene pool from COVID.... The 5th state so far to admit to reaching this milepost and all of them ...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 17, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
So Kansas Republicans lost by a landslide in their attempt to ban abortion and are now embarrassing themselves further by demanding a recount.....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 16, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Why?... After all it's not like they are going to read it anyway.....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 15, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Gravy mmmmmmm.....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 12, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
One humongous pile of bullshit....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 12, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Trump Dump....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 11, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Poo-tin would have to be an even bigger fool than the Ukraine has already proven him to be to make this trade....
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Aug 11, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
And we wonder why there are so many lawyer jokes....
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