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I am a 100% disabled Veteran (PTSD) and the king of sarcasm. I am a progressive who has said that the only thing dumber than a Christian who votes Republican is a non-Christian who does it. I completed 90 college credits though I am mostly self-educated. I own my own home and my entire life is entirely of my own making which makes it my fault (or credit depending how you look at it).
I am a progressive not a Neo-Lib or a Con politically and I have no interest in people from other groups so if you think I am going to get butthurt because you block me don't worry I won't.

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Just for Laughs
Apr 14, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Another promotion in the Russian military.....
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Just for Laughs
Apr 14, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Hannity is Batshit insanity.....
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Just for Laughs
Apr 5, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
What do you do when you lose over 15,300 troops and most of your military supplies and equipment in less than 2 months? Announce you are drafting 135,000 more of your people of course but the real question is if you can't supply the few you have left...
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Just for Laughs
Mar 28, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Top 10 signs the Russian military sucks.... 1.  Your general in charge of production and supply of tanks just killed himself.  (When it was revealed that you can't really replace the hundreds of tanks the Ukes blew up or your guys abandoned, ...
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Just for Laughs
Mar 26, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Russian tank driver runs over his commanding officer.... Let the fragging begin!
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Just for Laughs
Mar 25, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
How to give your cat a bath... First pick up cat securely by the scruff of the neck. Second apply shampoo to cat. Third hold cat over toilet and grasp seat firmly. Fourth drop cat into toilet and allow to self agitate Fifth flush toilet several...
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Just for Laughs
Mar 24, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Texas travel package....
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Just for Laughs
Mar 23, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Congratulation USA in addition to defunding COVID pandemic measures like vaccinations and testing we have now passed one million ADMITTED dead today and the numbers are starting to go up again.... It gets even worse when you consider that only about ...
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Just for Laughs
Mar 23, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Or dynamiting fish in a barrel.......
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Just for Laughs
Mar 22, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
It is bad enough when they do it .....
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Just for Laughs
Mar 21, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
And right back around again..... I wonder if Hong Kong's lesson will educate the people of the US?.... Nah they don't need no edumacation....
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Mar 20, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When people you know post pro-Putin or anti-vaccine nonsense....
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Just for Laughs
Mar 19, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Who needs Russia Today when you have Fox?....
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Just for Laughs
Mar 17, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Day 22: Bad news for Putin he brought guns to a switchblade fight..... yep we are sending them to the Ukraine along with a few more helpful toys....
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Just for Laughs
Mar 16, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Day 21: No wonder Putin is crying like a 6 month old baby....
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Posts
Mar 15, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Fuck the piss bottle....
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Just for Laughs
Mar 15, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
What a shame.... So sad.... Maggot Taylor Greene ended up with so many fines she isn't getting her paycheck for the entire year....
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Mar 12, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Republican inflation watch....
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Just for Laughs
Mar 11, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Another good reason NOT to buy from Amazon....
9 comments
Just for Laughs
Mar 10, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Child abuse in Texass....
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Mar 10, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Which kind of scumbag are they?.....
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Mar 9, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When your anti-vax/anti-mask friend dies of COVID shortly after mailing it to you....
5 comments
Just for Laughs
Mar 7, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Bad investments.....
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Just for Laughs
Mar 5, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
America's dumbest....
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Just for Laughs
Mar 4, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Interesting question.....
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Just for Laughs
Mar 4, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
It just doesn't go as far anymore....
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Mar 3, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
COVID proudly presents Rocky XXVII?....
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Just for Laughs
Mar 2, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Sounds a lot like the GQP....
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Just for Laughs
Mar 1, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Foolish beliefs......
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Just for Laughs
Mar 1, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Conservatives in concert at Applebee's....
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Just for Laughs
Mar 1, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When you are blue and don't know what to do.......
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Just for Laughs
Feb 28, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Kicks cord out of wall socket as I walk by...
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Just for Laughs
Feb 28, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Why reinforce their delusions?....
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Just for Laughs
Feb 28, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Hit that dead on.... Pardon the pun.
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Just for Laughs
Feb 27, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Decisions, decisions, decisions....
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Just for Laughs
Feb 27, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
"Yes we can..." Mark Zuckerberg Note; for those of you who don't get it this is a anti-vaxxer joke....
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Feb 25, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Damn just a couple short.... oh well.
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Feb 24, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
It has been happening longer than most people know and sponsored from the beginning by the Republican party...
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Feb 24, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
The History of Maus....
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Just for Laughs
Feb 23, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
How the Colorado firestorm was finally stopped.....
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Just for Laughs
Feb 23, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Congratulations to the great state of Mississippi on being number one in the country for deaths by population by COVID and being first to reach the level of one in every 250 of their residents dead from this virus....
5 comments
Just for Laughs
Feb 22, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Something a bit fishy here...
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Just for Laughs
Feb 22, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
For the vegetarians...
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Feb 20, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Disco Boogie....
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Just for Laughs
Feb 19, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Why Spotify sucks....
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Just for Laughs
Feb 18, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Welcome to the Super Bowl....
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News & Links
Feb 17, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Did you know that your credit score may well be a victim of the state you live in? Turns out the average credit score by state varies by over 60 !!!
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Feb 17, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Best Valentine's Day cards of 2022....
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Just for Laughs
Feb 3, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Groundhog day 2022...
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Just for Laughs
Feb 3, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Why we can't get back to normal and have nice things.....
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Just for Laughs
Jan 25, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When even Joe Biden can figure it out....
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Just for Laughs
Jan 24, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Deathcamp's ESP....
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Just for Laughs
Jan 22, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
The print your own crowd...
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Just for Laughs
Jan 21, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Honey the Meatloaf is done.... One more Hollywood conservative gone...
6 comments
Just for Laughs
Jan 21, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
I guess they are all just kinky....
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Just for Laughs
Jan 19, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Jabba and the slut.....
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Just for Laughs
Jan 18, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
News from the alternate reality.....
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Just for Laughs
Jan 17, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Give up and go home already you silly C.U.N.T.s....
8 comments
Just for Laughs
Jan 15, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Fox news takes the piss.... Apparently they actually put out a cocktail (pardon the pun) guide for piss drinkers...
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Jan 15, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Road rage fun....
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Jan 14, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When antivaxxers get sick and die someone else is always to blame in their minds....
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Jan 14, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
For those scammers that keep coming here....
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Just for Laughs
Jan 13, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Yeah good luck with that boyo....
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Jan 12, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
The Bird Site.... or is that Bird Brain?...
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Jan 11, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Remember when that knock comes at the door check to see who is there before you answer....
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Jan 10, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
What those pictures in Sunday school never show the kiddies....
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Just for Laughs
Jan 9, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
I can get behind this....
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Jan 9, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Where the hell is my bacon?...
5 comments
Just for Laughs
Jan 6, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When you get shoes for Christmas....
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Just for Laughs
Jan 6, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Does Floriduh man Deathcamp DeSantis have COVID? Could it happen to anyone more deserving?....
8 comments
Just for Laughs
Jan 4, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
The GQP is on the march....
5 comments
Just for Laughs
Jan 4, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use and I have been putting together a temporary because my new one needs to be set up to use the legacy drivers in bios for the USB and LAN. So until the ...
5 comments
Just for Laughs
Dec 31, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When they open their mouth and say something that makes you know....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 31, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
RIP Betty White died 17 days before her 100th birthday. As a famous comic personality she would have loved the humor and considered it a tribute... Of all the people 2021 has taken from us this was likely the worst...
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Just for Laughs
Dec 30, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
"Crappy New Year..." Joke Munchkin
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Posts
Dec 24, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Lock up tight because he is coming tonight...
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Posts
Dec 24, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Remember you were warned....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 24, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
I think someone is masturbating again....
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Dec 24, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
But you can't smoke it.... except maybe as a ham.
5 comments
Just for Laughs
Dec 23, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Cats too.....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 23, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Lot of these in the red states too due to the popularity of live stock dewormer....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 23, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Maybe they should just move out of state....
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Dec 22, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Never realized just how much of a pain in the ass a tree could be until now....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 22, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
I know you guys all are....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 22, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
He said it....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 21, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Is his nose cold?....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 21, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
The answer my friends is blowing the GQP...
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Just for Laughs
Dec 21, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
He died for your sins....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 20, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Amazon announces employee safety plan....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 20, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Omicron is coming to town....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 20, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
My kind of cat....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 19, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
As Sinful Sunday draws to a close I will leave you with this....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 18, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
For Jebus it was 3 wise guys who showed up but for everyone else it is the three kings....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 17, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Wrong kind of pot...
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Just for Laughs
Dec 16, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Such a beautiful holiday song....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 16, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Most teachers need tutors...
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Just for Laughs
Dec 16, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
OK all you old farts I have a bike for sale you are going to love....
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Dec 15, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Sometimes it can be hard letting people know how you feel....
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Just for Laughs
Dec 15, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Answers phone: "Sorry she is all tied up at the moment I will have her call you back when she is free...."
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Dec 15, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Meanwhile at Barbie's bachelorette party....
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