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I was adopted into a military family and raised by a Southern Baptist Preacher, that was enough to turn anyone to stone,..at least as far as organized religion, and that was "Mom".
I'm looking for my "Queen of Hearts", I've been running into too many "Queen of Diamonds" over the past few years. I'm set up just fine in life, I don't need yours. I'm not rich by any stretch though, so if that's what your after move along. However if a big hearted gentleman is what you seek, you've found him. I like a of activities, in and out of the home. I have an Architectural degree but I am semi retired. I am an Author Murray trained dance teacher and I still teach, there is no in it any more but it's fun and good exercise.
I'm a field poet and make good fun of life everyday. Join me?

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Oh Karen...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 22, 2019:
Really!,....Karen?
Found him!
MerlinZap comments on Jan 22, 2019:
Look at the guy to his right,..."Um mm, I don't know that guy,..Nope, not at all", plays mumbly peg with his thumbs.
Add your own caption!!!
MerlinZap comments on Jan 22, 2019:
Oh,..don't make me stand out on the porch naked again honey.
Cutting Benefits...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:
How about never?
Enny meany miney mo... Which photo should I show? I'll show both, you choose what you want...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:
I'll take door # 2, # 1's too busy.
Going the celebrity route - she is sexy
MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:
I like that,...simple and clean.
By the shores of Gitche-Gumee, by the Shining Big Sea-Water...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:
Ain't ethnicity grand?
Have you seen the movie "Boy Erased"?
MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:
" The lead "converter", Mr. Sikes, is married to another man and living in Texas these days." Because,...of course, isn't that what religion is all about? Projecting an individual's sins onto someone else.
That's pretty graphic.
MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:
Must a had a real live model.
So get out there and sin your little asses off!
MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:
My Favorite!
More intermission, can you handle it.
MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:
I had hair like that, ..once.
What do you get from...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:
Kid's too smart for his own good...
Makes sense...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:
Probably.
10 year challenge
MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:
Don't really know what to say about that one, it seemed a bit late coming.
If bartenders provided manual stimulation - good joke and pic An elderly golfer comes in after a ...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:
Make that 2.....cheeseburgers.
Diana/Artemis with her Crescent Moon bow was part of last night's SPECTACULAR Super Wolf Blood Moon...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:
Fully overcast here.
let them choose their own beliefs
MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:
Yeah,...this.
This is a real obituary.
MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:
Some folks deserve a diss to the grave,....I've known some. And they aren't ALL politicians.....Though, mostly.
Apparently lions and tigers have the green light.
MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:
What about Bearnaked Ladies,...are they allowed? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i0yZTeTZ4Q
Stunning Seductress in Breathtaking Body Paint!
MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:
Now she's awesome! Think how long she had to sit still. Much Poise.
Back on my corset kick for a while...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:
Yum,...like that.
If you're snowed in, cold, think about this ..?
MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:
Ahh, yes, girls holding hands...
So inviting....
MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:
Um,..don't think I'll be trying one of those again, I was married to one about 11 years, didn't look much different. Aside from the kids and about 5 years she became an albatross, like a house plant that insists on dying, and finally she did......drug habbit.
often do you have gay sex? [pinknews.co.uk]
MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:
I wouldn't pay much attention to the guy wearing the "MAGAt" hat.
The thighs that bind...and can crack walnuts.
MerlinZap comments on Jan 20, 2019:
Jesus....
Toni Basil played a prostitute in the '69 movie 'Easy Rider', during the acid scene in a New Orleans...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 20, 2019:
Toni did this at 40... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aqLwHP4y6Q
Yes, ta-tas make everything better. :-)
MerlinZap comments on Jan 20, 2019:
Damn,..a gal who grabs her own tit, grabs my heart!
Quickie stop
MerlinZap comments on Jan 20, 2019:
And not one truck stop gal has taken up that posting?....Tisk, Tisk..
The irony of the first statement alone!
MerlinZap comments on Jan 20, 2019:
Hey,...get off my case,..I'm trying. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xUD6MWmSAc
Anyone like high heels?
MerlinZap comments on Jan 20, 2019:
Just think of me as your Taxi,...Where can I take you Mrs? Bliss, I hope.
These Ex-Jehovah’s Witnesses Are Destroying Their “No Blood Transfusion” Cards | Hemant Mehta ...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 20, 2019:
That's one of those, " I'd rather die" cards. I could never understand the narrow world vision it must take to allow some religion to sell you one of those. Having been in sales, I don't even buy car warranty's.
When you love someone...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 20, 2019:
Wow,..I was just talking about over think.....
My new girlfriend... I wish... What's your wish?
MerlinZap comments on Jan 20, 2019:
Sure wish there was some easy way to post to a group....I've done some posting but I've never been able to chose where it goes, I just get a drop down menu that lists a lot of things that aren't groups like comedy and that sort of thing. It's off, putting.
[agnostic.com] Again, no notifications?
MerlinZap comments on Jan 20, 2019:
That's seen recent action.
My new girlfriend... I wish... What's your wish?
MerlinZap comments on Jan 20, 2019:
They just didn't make girls like that when I was her age...
shaved or not?
MerlinZap comments on Jan 19, 2019:
I really have no opinion on this...
Communication is key!
MerlinZap comments on Jan 19, 2019:
How many "Back Rubs" did it take for Me Mom?
Irony at its finest...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 19, 2019:
Moron.
Wrench....
MerlinZap comments on Jan 19, 2019:
Hey,..that's McGyver's wrench,...he's been looking for it since the show.
Up in flames
MerlinZap comments on Jan 19, 2019:
Like,..yesterday?
Seriously, you just can't beat a really lovely smile...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 19, 2019:
Sure, and cute too.
Solid Advice:
MerlinZap comments on Jan 19, 2019:
But that's the cutest Dog Damn cow I've ever seen!
Any bets on the big announcement this afternoon? I hear Taco Bell is catering the post conference ...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 19, 2019:
Did U see this?
A really cute nose lol
MerlinZap comments on Jan 19, 2019:
Noses have always been problematic for me, small nose big mouth,....thasss wat I like.
Happy "knotty" Saturday...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 19, 2019:
That thing barely has hair on it.
A lovely smile. She looks as if she is about to have some fun.
MerlinZap comments on Jan 19, 2019:
I knew a woman who smiled just like that,....sorry, it was all fake.
Save yourself!! [theonion.com]
MerlinZap comments on Jan 19, 2019:
Yuk,..that doesn't even look good.
Can anyone tell me why she gets any airtime at all?
MerlinZap comments on Jan 19, 2019:
Yup, she's a skinny bag of white stupid alright.
Who stole my top????
MerlinZap comments on Jan 19, 2019:
It was me,....It's always me, come take all that good anger out!
Devious-Minded Darling
MerlinZap comments on Jan 19, 2019:
Hmmm, oily muscles,..sorry, in the Navy I showered with too many men, this picture reminds me of it and I just looked away.
Care ?
MerlinZap comments on Jan 19, 2019:
Time to drop trow...
Levitating Yoga Master
MerlinZap comments on Jan 19, 2019:
At least she gives you something to look at...
And my stamina is out of this world!
MerlinZap comments on Jan 19, 2019:
I also run it up the flag pole, I run around Necked, I run outta gas and I run outta energy!
Twisted reason strikes!
MerlinZap comments on Jan 19, 2019:
What a good sport!
This just proves you don’t need talent as long as you got that shock factor [youtu.be]
MerlinZap comments on Jan 19, 2019:
And,...that's a guy right?
So funny. ?
MerlinZap comments on Jan 19, 2019:
Now, that there is some scary shit,...I don't care who you are!
Field of dreams
MerlinZap comments on Jan 18, 2019:
So that's what farm boys do with the bails of hay these days? We were forced to load them neatly on a flat bed truck,....who knew?
I can understand that!
MerlinZap comments on Jan 18, 2019:
Yup,...That's it.
...So there!
MerlinZap comments on Jan 18, 2019:
You know what they say,...When two Sadie's get together,...They make Salsa!
Sometimes you gotta rough it.
MerlinZap comments on Jan 18, 2019:
They tell me it works...
Foreplay is the drive home.
MerlinZap comments on Jan 18, 2019:
This guys into pasteries.
Sweet booty shot.....
MerlinZap comments on Jan 18, 2019:
Can I mow your lawn? Please!....I give glorious shaves too.
Passion.......
MerlinZap comments on Jan 18, 2019:
OK!
This has happened a few times where when I cum really hard I start laughing uncontrollably with a ...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 18, 2019:
I had a wife with similar experience, she would get a look on her face like she was doing hard work then squirt across the room. I could always see it coming, stand in the way or move out? It was fun to choose.
Has anyone tried these? Are they better or worse than tampons or pads? [youtu.be]
MerlinZap comments on Jan 18, 2019:
Umm, this woman needs counseling in what is and what is not,...Oh, no wait, Why the Frick would this person even think of doing this on video,.....with no practice first. This is none of my business..... :)
Wanna go on a picnic?
MerlinZap comments on Jan 18, 2019:
What else would we do in a Japanese garden?
Found this at "memes are us"....but had to share with you folk.... [agnostic.com]
MerlinZap comments on Jan 18, 2019:
Here ya go...
Forest Nymph....
MerlinZap comments on Jan 18, 2019:
Shaved nethers,..yum
Caption pending
MerlinZap comments on Jan 18, 2019:
She's doing the wrong exercize.
Oh the life...posting pictures of gorgeous women I'll never have... What is wrong with me?....Oh ...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 18, 2019:
You never really "Have" a woman anyway, they might let you borrow her a bit.
Remember... The eyes are the gateway to the soul ====
MerlinZap comments on Jan 18, 2019:
This picture tells me she has a nasty soul,...nasty.
On the Gypsy ... the Gypsy Queen ...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 18, 2019:
Dance for us Gypsy... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ohq2xImvUU
Adelaide Kane
MerlinZap comments on Jan 18, 2019:
Sweet.
Meh, something about like that!
MerlinZap comments on Jan 18, 2019:
Yeah,...if they are inviting, otherwise,... I be sleepin.
When life gets real...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 17, 2019:
They still deserve a hug.
Would you like a drink?
MerlinZap comments on Jan 17, 2019:
Tea,...or Me,..Oh wait,..this ain't tea.
Deep Dish Divers
MerlinZap comments on Jan 17, 2019:
They've padded the picnic table just for this purpose. I'll bet his smudged face is handsome...
Marci Whitaker, the wife of acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker, sent me an email.
MerlinZap comments on Jan 17, 2019:
What a simple and adorable person Marci must be, does she work in a licensed hospice, enableing others to kill themselves with dignity? If not, she should look into it, she perfectly suited.
i once gave a blowjob for a cheeseburger
MerlinZap comments on Jan 17, 2019:
You needed a manager....
Belarus model who claimed Trump info deported from Thailand [yahoo.com]
MerlinZap comments on Jan 17, 2019:
Saw it,...how convenient.
Your giggle for today !
MerlinZap comments on Jan 17, 2019:
The idiot in chief made the same mistake...what do you know. That was a stupid thing to do wasn't it.
Live today like it is your last day on this Earth.
MerlinZap comments on Jan 17, 2019:
These famous quotes,...I like this one,..but I wonder how long the thought went round in his head before he came up with it.
MISSING TURTLE AOC and her fellow freshman congress people went searching for the Senate Majority...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 17, 2019:
He needs a post...
Gloryhole under construction.
MerlinZap comments on Jan 17, 2019:
It's not the hole in the wall that matters.
Dedication
MerlinZap comments on Jan 17, 2019:
And no tears!
Best, Hottest, Lingerie EVER! Trust an old Love Warrior on this... OMFGODDESS! Screenshots taken ...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 17, 2019:
I had a Gal who wore versions of those, and did LOT's of other things too.
Pillow fight!
MerlinZap comments on Jan 17, 2019:
The one in the middle actually looks like Princess Lea.
Female Tintin.
MerlinZap comments on Jan 16, 2019:
Naaa, I'll leave her to her own kind.
I was drawn to the eyes... eventually!
MerlinZap comments on Jan 16, 2019:
Gorgeous, I love Asia.
I...C...U!!!!!
MerlinZap comments on Jan 16, 2019:
Body beautiful, suit is butt ugly.
How do you like my tie... ?
MerlinZap comments on Jan 16, 2019:
Oh,...she's waaay to smart for me...
Life used to be so simple, what happened, I finally get my self together and the country is falling ...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 16, 2019:
Cuse I promised my elf, this year, and I feel,..like I owe it,..to someone.
Opinions please.
MerlinZap comments on Jan 16, 2019:
Why would anybody promise that?
Okaaay, Kats and Kittens- Time to 'fess up and tell us/show us WHERE AND HOW YOU LOST YOUR ...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 16, 2019:
At ten, by a 14 year old neighbor girl in the crawl space under our house in Virginia Beach. It was fun!
This is how much I like it. ....
MerlinZap comments on Jan 16, 2019:
I've never been with a woman who didn't, of course until they threw their head back to orgasm.
Who doesn't love blondes?
MerlinZap comments on Jan 16, 2019:
Cute, but she's not eating that and those appliances have never been out of the box... :)
Here kitty kitty kitty ....
MerlinZap comments on Jan 16, 2019:
Ahhh,...But plug tails, how sweet.
So here's a question borne from my ADD-fueled mental wanderings. We all know how "wonderfully" ...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 16, 2019:
You don't understand repressive religiousity,....when given, and at the first chance, you explode out of the gate like a girdled race horse, usually around 14, and there is no going back after that.
Doesn't that make you want to...
MerlinZap comments on Jan 16, 2019:
Put my face in there and do bubble noises?
Fine Firm Fanny
MerlinZap comments on Jan 16, 2019:
A twin of one of my ex.'s....she was Italian.

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