Statutory rape

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

A totally unrelated question, does anyone know if there is a statue of Beyonce anywhere?

Statutory rape

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Seems like it would hurt

Dog watching

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Insight begins when the observer starts observing himself

Well, that's awkward

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Diet cock won't get you pregnant

Unfortunate & unhygienic

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

The only place I use my penis to sign my name is in the snow

There’s a Storm coming. ?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Funny

CW!...bahhh nevermind. I know that's just clickbait to most of you, anyway.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 28, 2018:

LMAO!

She a hoe..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 28, 2018:

"Grandma Is a Hoe". Sounds like a Country Western song.

For the ladies

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Let me know if that line works

Yooooga, yo,yo,yo yoooga

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 28, 2018:

How did you get extra memes in this post?

May need eye bleach...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 28, 2018:

She must be self actualized cause she don't give a fuck

Methinks its time to get really offensive.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 28, 2018:

I'll let you know if you ever offend me....So far, nobody has

Little reminder of summer time fun for guys

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

If my balls are flapping don't bother clapping

I attended my good friends funeral today, I’ve been struggling with the importance of tradition, ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Think that is what Unitarian Universalists try and do...Secular traditions

Ending phone conversations with loved ones is always awkward for me. I always say something like "I ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

People can be so cold

Re-posted at the request of several. Apparently, I committed a Faux-Pax by simply referring to a ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Sarcasm, right?

When ya gotta go

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Rural areas don't tip their strippers enough. Come on! Meth ain't free

That would be a hell ya!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I want to go live in meme land

Too soon?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Oops just posted that. Must be trending

What the hell are you doing?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

It doesn't bother me unless I'm trying to eat it while driving

Interesting choice of words there! lol

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

My old nickname

You hold the power!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

The Church of Seven Day Blowjobs

What's all the talking about walls?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Damn crackers

Still looking

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

That dude ain't right

Such a tease!!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

LMAO

I don't think crying would be much better.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Unless you dressed it up like a clown or put a funny smiley face on it

Cougars

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Ah. I wish I was a young man

It's over there somewhere

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Fuck that

Remember, this is the Onion! Should The Browns Use The First Overall Pick On A Once-In-A-Generation...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

That was my ex's nickname

Best meme ever! Putting to dick heads together to make one epic meme.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Epic indeed

Don't dream it....be it!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Lol

That's a no from me, too...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

If she ain't a little freaky then she's just being sneaky

Has to be a shock...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Stealing this one

Give that stone some zing!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

LMAO

Seriously Bob there are boundaries..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Bob doesn't understand boundaries

Ooooooch! Turnt Grandpa strikes again..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Lol

Living here in the Bible belt is kinda difficult ,I can so be unintentionally offensive to some of ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I assume they are free to talk about their beliefs. You should be free to talk of yours. If that offends them it is their problem.

Ah meetme. I've had an unsolicited dick pic and a man who wants to to accompany him bra shopping ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Top of the line memes.

Facebook Market has really gone down hill

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

LMAO

The turbo shitter....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

And a good way to restrain the kid when you want to go out and party all night, but can't afford a baby sitter cause you only have enough cash to party

Fuck off Jesus jesusjokes

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Drawing with his dick? It is a miracle! La la Lula!

Still miss you sometimes.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Now that is love

Again no apologies we all knew one lol

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Now that's a disturbing thought

Got a fair point !

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Is that what this poem of Emily's is referring to? I could never make sense of it: There is a pain - so utter - It swallows substance up - Then covers the Abyss with Trance - So Memory can step Around - across - upon it - As One within a Swoon - Goes safely - where an open eye - Would drop Him - Bone by Bone -[1]

I have questions.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I knew Big Gay Choy. You, Choy, are no Big Gay Choy

Another one for the guys

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

That squishy feeling is kind of unsettling

Some days...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I thought it was Trump's wall being built on the Rio Grande

Never seen that before.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Someone at the store has a sense of humor

I'm just going to leave this right here...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I'll take John Candy any day. Dead or alive

I believe in evidence.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

True dat

Garage band attitude!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

So I'm guessing we won't be seeing him as a judge on American Idol?

TBT....2012 was not that much different.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I especially like the last one

TBT...even then we had trouble with Normies.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

The struggles with the muggles is real

TBT....2012 was the year of Ramen!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Now there's a bad ass

On religious bigots...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

You are on fire today. It must be what happens when you reach level nine. Only 140,000 points for me. I'm putting this on my FB page to see which of my religious friends are bigots. Those who protest too much.

Peter Boghossian, creator of "Street Epistemology"!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I like it

The same day @Phxbillcee became the first member to become level 9...g:31 became the first group to ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I would have never made it to level 8 without the Memes R Us group. I wish my parents were still around to see my greatest accomplishment ever. It is going on the very tip top of my resume.

Good advice.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

The good thing about life is it changes. The bad thing about life is it changes.

Did any of my posts this morning seem inappropriate to anyone? Three of them were denied by admin. ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

I thought we were striving for inappropriate

Terrible tragedy!!!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

The bastard probably getting a slice of gramps inheritance

What is one big thing you want to accomplish this year?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Run at least a mile and lose at least 25 lbs. Oh run that mile all at once. Not like 10 meters a day

What can I say

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Ha!

What should have happened.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Lol.

Oopsie! Cut it off now.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

But if I pluck my eyes out I won't be able to see boobies anymore.

Losing friends

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

It's a good way to weed people out. Do you really want to hang out with someone who questions your morality because you don't share their delusion?

Reincarnation or DNA Memory?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Interesting

Okay. But...a whole bucket full?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

I think I accidentally erased someone's comment on here. Is that possible?

Just walking around blindly

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Funny

What a way to go.... :-)

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Using battery powered sex toys in the bathtub might do the trick

Yeah, sure, that's the reason...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

I just hope the dude doesn't own an AR-15

Okay! I have 139 points to go. Please, like & comment on my posts so I wake up to Level 9! Thanking ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

WTF?! I didn't think people really reached level 9

Going to give this positivity g another try...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Baby steps, baby steps

Some of us may have had this experience...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lbPv1BibcQo

Only every morning...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I'm winning at losing

Nice award.... teacher

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

That young man will think of that teacher in a few years

Don't blink..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Yah. I hated that and the cat didn't seem to like it either

Men if you care to make a wish

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I think 10 inches is enough

Let it go... out with the bad

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Zentastic

True story -- Colorado state senator MaryAnne Trebedo (R), Colorado Springs, back in the 90's

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I thought it dropped off significantly after age 19

What kind of party is this?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I wouldn't know

Or something like that.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Lol

Good News Everyone!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Thanks, Bob.

What really happened?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I think Michelle Obama is hot

There's Hope for me yet..... If word of this study gets out.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Good news for me

What do we do with this knowledge?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

That kids going somewhere. I'm not sure where, but somewhere

Death: what do you think will happen when you die? What do you think happens to your ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Our bodies are conceived and these bodies are run off energy. Our thoughts and our emotions all come from the part of the body called the brain and central nervous system. Our brains are developed enough we have self awareness. Once the body dies we no longer consume energy. We also no longer have thoughts and emotions

Hello World, I'm Here.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

He's got the whole world in his baby hands

Do you have a secret life?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Yes. I am super atheist man at night.

How much salary would make you happy?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Enough to not have to work after one year, so I can spend all my time on agnostic.com

Hello everyone and welcome new members! checking in Tuesday 4/24/18 Certainly not a good couple of...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Hang in there. I guess sometimes we just have to ride out the bad times

Called out by the doctor

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Are they going to have sex now? :)

Hard to run that way, but not impossible

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

He has a candy cane in his right hand, and her right hand is tired after giving him his birthday treat last night.

Me after finding out what men really k. Just heeeeelllll no.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

That's the spirit!

PETA approved.....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

This meme is going to look nice on my FB page. Why the hell does autocorrect switch "FB" to "TV"? Duck you, autocorrect!

It'll be summer soon...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

If you go swimming in a public pool urine a giant toilet

Jesus who?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

ICE is coming for your ass, Jesus

Ummmm ehhh ahhhh [facebook.com]

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

WTF?

Some people got me like...[youtu.be]

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Interesting

Checklist for the day off Almost complete

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Good list

Perspective is everything

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Lol