Damn, got me another one...

glennlab comments on Jun 14, 2024:

If you can catch them the sporting way, you've got to try for the canned hunt.

Pagan Puns please no groans.

glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2024:

Yep god

Pagan Puns please no groans.

glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2024:

oh god

Is it possible?

glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2024:

MTG syndrome.

Were you this asshole? Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2024:

He might need some salve, he appears butt hurt.

Somebody sent me this. Happy pride month, wingnuts!

glennlab comments on Jun 12, 2024:

Just two felons smooching, nothing to see here.

When you have zero fucks to give.... So you call Putin "the old fart in a bunker..." [x.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2024:

Look what I found.

A few items from an FFRF newsletter

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2024:

I am like a god.

A few items from an FFRF newsletter

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2024:

God has evolved over the years.

Deny the crime, elect the convict.

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2024:

I've removed the paywall on this https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/09/opinion/presbyterian-church-evangelical-canceled.html?unlocked_article_code=1.y00.73o_.aBV6dHdQkkmY=url-share The churches that want to talk politics should go back to pre 1954 rules, file a tax return each year and pay taxes on all your unrelated income and retained earnings. Either act as a non political entity or disclose all of your donors publicly and their donations annually as a 501. (c) 4.

Vote, your freedoms, your daughter's and son's right and freedoms all depend on the Christian ...

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2024:

No one is above the law.

Trump Issues Shark Warning at Las Vegas Rally In the middle of his recent Las Vegas speech, ...

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2024:

The worm has moved on to oranger pastures, golden.

Well..................

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2024:

Don't make a target out of yourself like she did.

My secret is out...

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2024:

Guilty, too.

Having a crabby day? Crabby Road will make ya feel better in no time...

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2024:

Good ones

Following Donald Trump’s conviction, key House Republican leaders are on board with cutting ...

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2024:

They can pass any piece of shit legislation they want in the house, it ill never get even to a committee in the senate or signed by Biden.

If anyone from the site is nearby and would like to join @Redheadedgammy and @glennlab tomorrow for ...

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2024:

If you join us, we won't be getting there until 6, Michelle and I aren't leaving El Paso until 5. I'm sure she just mistyped..

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2024:

251, later 2251, we were way back in the sticks, there were people that still had the stick phones and refused to allow them to upgrade. Everyone out of town was on party lines.

Wait, what?…

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2024:

Damn, I hope they can't talk.

Translation…

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2024:

I resemble that remark.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2024:

huh?

LMAO!!!! This happened!!!! 😂😂😂😂 [share.newsbreak.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2024:

crash test dummy

Look what i got in the mail.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2024:

Damned push polls are the worst, no matter who puts them out. At least this one is obvious from the start.

Glynda is on to something here...

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2024:

On target

Very important

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2024:

Lube for the tube.

I would love to see this! Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2024:

There's going to be a lot of crying going on.

For a change of pace, here's something about conservatives that doesn't refer to you know who.

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2024:

It is well past time to take the profit motive out of health care

It was the bigliest win ever

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2024:

12-0

Take a look and give a caption

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2024:

rough night on the streets

You almost don't want to deep fry them and eat them with honey mustard sauce. Almost...

glennlab comments on May 31, 2024:

How'd you get my picture?

Another good reason I didn't go barefoot at the beach...

glennlab comments on May 31, 2024:

1970s

Trump Guilty on All 34 Counts in Hush-Money Trial The New York Times is reporting that former ...

glennlab comments on May 31, 2024:

The repubs are already having underground meetings for strategy sessions, it is going to be fun.

He's gonna need more diapers.

glennlab comments on May 30, 2024:

Donnie got his wish, he made the history books.

I will NEVER get tired of seeing this!

glennlab comments on May 30, 2024:

Now he has to worry about the lack of remorse, the contempt charges he was found criminally guilty of, the attacks on the judge's family. He could actually do time.

The news hit seconds ago that a verdict is reached. Keep on alert for an announcement.

glennlab comments on May 30, 2024:

Guilty 34 times.

It seemed like a fun idea at the time, and I already had the outfit on...

glennlab comments on May 30, 2024:

I have met a few like Jeff, they make my brain hurt.

Just for laughs, silly, random and fun or some other places.

glennlab comments on May 30, 2024:

If you want to become an atheist quickly, work for the church, or better yet get ordained.

I am writing today to ask for some assistance.

glennlab comments on May 29, 2024:

Go to court, get your judgment, file it at the county courthouse. Check with the JP about the process of perfecting claims in his jurisdiction. Even within the same state each JP will have slightly different procedures to go through. Make friends with the JP's clerk, they can help more than you would believe. Normally you have 30 days -10years to enforce collection.

Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...

glennlab comments on May 29, 2024:

I didn't know this, fellow survivor. I've been cancer free for 7 months.

Social Security and Medicare are going insolvent.

glennlab comments on May 28, 2024:

The Social Security Trust fund established under Reagan where us Baby Boomers funded our own retirement as well as our parents was programed to phase out beginning in 2035 as large numbers of us died off. That said if we want to maintain a buffer in trust fund and give a real COLA, remove the earnings cap. That would maintain solvency into the next century.

BOONDOGGLE?! $320 Million WASHED OUT To Sea As Gaza Pier SINKS - YouTube

glennlab comments on May 28, 2024:

We have invested in billions of $$$ in emergency equipment that may never be used. It is only when it is actually put in theater under real world conditions that we are able to actually evaluate it and recommend upgrades. I don't know how long that dock had set in storage prior to use, but I'm glad we were not using it to land troops when it failed. When war reserve material is taken out of reserve, it is not uncommon for it to fail, sometimes in a spectacular fashion. It is like taking a race car, putting it up on blocks, changing the fluids and rubber components as needed, then after a year putting it in the Daytona 500. What could go wrong?

Chase Oliver is the Libertarian Party's Presidential pick- [reason.com]

glennlab comments on May 28, 2024:

This might be the year that you are able to get ballot access for all 50 states for the next election. One correction to the article, both the Democrats and republicans elect their presidential and vice presidential nominees on separate ballots.

fuck'em, were making larger cattle

glennlab comments on May 28, 2024:

Is that a limousine cow?

And a cracker fer me bird...

glennlab comments on May 28, 2024:

Thankfully that tie with the shorts thing never caught on. I hate ties.

didn't get a chance to boldly go.

glennlab comments on May 28, 2024:

Same reason his underwear line failed, who wants Shatner panties?

It's definitely a cult!

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

Will there be a Jim Jones special if he loses this November?

Can't argue.

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

I will enjoy reading that one.

I'd love to know what happened to him after he said that. 😆

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

Dead man walking!

Twisted logic

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

And...What about.....?

There is always one

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

Boom!

Ken Burns Steps Up to History with Brandeis Commencement Speech

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

He really called it like it is.

The thoughtful choice for librarians everywhere.

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

I don't understand why they would trust a teacher with a gun when they won't trust them to pick out a book.

The thoughtful choice for librarians everywhere.

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

I can't see them paying to arm teachers, they won't even buy them classroom supplies.

I have plans after retirement

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

Similar to mine, I see.

But covered under the disability act

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

Head up his ass?

Wow, don't it look great on me?

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

I'll take two.

Not sure if I’d ask the person wearing this shirt where they got it or slowly back away…

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

Run.

Just pointing out the obvious

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

People need to learn that if their lips are moving, republicans are lying.

Memorial day group

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

I feel her pain.

It's a family affair

glennlab comments on May 26, 2024:

Send Malaria back to Slovenia andJared to his daddy's old cell

I wonder if his groupies will follow him to prison?

glennlab comments on May 26, 2024:

I hope all the members of congress that supported the insurrection share his cellblock.

There are certain politicians that would call these people suckers and losers, I would call them ...

glennlab comments on May 26, 2024:

Any Veteran that would support trump has lost sight of the oath that they took. Not only is he an enemy of the constitution he has defamed their fallen comrades.

Goes without saying who I'm bashing

glennlab comments on May 26, 2024:

I've never understood how a germophobe like trump would want a job where one of the duties is pressing the flesh.

Some interesting questions. Does anyone have any answers?

glennlab comments on May 26, 2024:

Let us impose a windfall profits tax of 90% of the excess profits and see how fast the prices come down.

Now that right there, that's a novel concept, isn't it jackwad?

glennlab comments on May 26, 2024:

Simple answer to a simple question.

No doubt about it. ;)

glennlab comments on May 26, 2024:

Cats are boss.

4 out of 10 Americans are non-Christian.

glennlab comments on May 25, 2024:

If you count non- practicing christians, they are out numbered. Actual numbers of practicing christians are around 20%.

Maybe it's not right to conflate Floridians with conservative bashing, but I don't care.

glennlab comments on May 25, 2024:

It has been a recurring problem for at least 15 years, I guess the news just got to Florida not to eat the critters.

A good reason to vote

glennlab comments on May 25, 2024:

Vote like your daughter's future depends on it (it does).

When you are artistically way ahead of your time.

glennlab comments on May 25, 2024:

Had that meal before.

Sure tastes good...

glennlab comments on May 25, 2024:

Not a damned thing! Maybe not enough liquor?

Seems we’re having a crime wave in the county.

glennlab comments on May 24, 2024:

OK folks, let's help Jack get to level 5, post a response to his joke, it doesn't have to be on topic, like his post, like his responses after he makes them.

Seems we’re having a crime wave in the county.

glennlab comments on May 24, 2024:

Always on the lookout for opportunity.

Seems we’re having a crime wave in the county.

glennlab comments on May 24, 2024:

This is one of our finest that shot a guy in his own apartment and claimed that she thought it was hers. She is now a guest of the state.

Seems we’re having a crime wave in the county.

glennlab comments on May 24, 2024:

Bet this happens a lot

Seems we’re having a crime wave in the county.

glennlab comments on May 24, 2024:

Must be nice to see a crime report like that.

Seems we’re having a crime wave in the county.

glennlab comments on May 24, 2024:

Some are smarter than others

Save the best for last. 👍😆

glennlab comments on May 24, 2024:

If you have to ask, you're not that hungry any how.

Naaaaah, I got it..

glennlab comments on May 24, 2024:

Poor Wylie ordered from the wrong website.

A man that won't hesitate to stir up an angry mob and send them to The Capital to disrupt the ...

glennlab comments on May 24, 2024:

We know that he has shared Top Secret No Foreign dissemination information with an Australian billionaire. Information on the capabilities of the US and Russian Federation submarine fleet and their pending upgrades. If a low level enlisted person was heard talking about this over drinks in a bar, they would be in jail as soon as it was reported and they would stay there until they went on trial. He deserves the same.

Maybe because they get a hardon watching Gay porn?....

glennlab comments on May 23, 2024:

The only people that can chose are bisexuals, pretty much every one else is hardwired for who they are attracted to. So when they tell you that homosexuality is a choice remind them that they are proclaiming that they are bisexuals.

Trumpsmellydumpitis? Just a suggestion.

glennlab comments on May 23, 2024:

Probably several.

Where there are that many horsemen, there is a lot of horseshit.

glennlab comments on May 23, 2024:

The six at the top almost made me lose my lunch

Hmm, maybe that means I can be the scallion of scalawags?

glennlab comments on May 23, 2024:

HAd me rolling.

I saw this vehicle in my travels today. This is definitely a cult!

glennlab comments on May 22, 2024:

Ghostmobile?

OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on May 22, 2024:

Three worthless pricks in one shot.

It fits perfectly!!! 😂😂😂

glennlab comments on May 22, 2024:

That's a lot of Bs

It's been a long ass day!!! 😔🙄😂😂😂

glennlab comments on May 22, 2024:

You're in rare form tonight, well done my lady.

The unholy trinity

glennlab comments on May 22, 2024:

What in slut monkey hell is that, and why didn't someone flush it?

Plunging into the pun job.

glennlab comments on May 22, 2024:

Nailed the storm trooper.

Good Taco Tuesday Afternoon!!!

glennlab comments on May 21, 2024:

Those top two are going to hurt. lol

Now you, you watch me not care..

glennlab comments on May 21, 2024:

More Bacon

Now you, you watch me not care..

glennlab comments on May 21, 2024:

Did someone say Bacon

Way to go out!!!

glennlab comments on May 21, 2024:

Done.

Just an observation.

glennlab comments on May 20, 2024:

A very small johnson, with no turtleneck.

Oops!!!! Accidentally 😂 another post!

glennlab comments on May 20, 2024:

Love the DIY vasectomy.

Illinois ranks as ‘most normal’ state in the U.S., according to new study [msn.com]

glennlab comments on May 20, 2024:

Another way of saying most average, or nothing to brag about, must have been a slow news day in Chicago

That look when you've been called out! 😂😂😂

glennlab comments on May 20, 2024:

She looks better without her makeup.

Most Scottish rock band ever! Big Country could make their guitars sound like bagpipes….

glennlab comments on May 20, 2024:

interesting sound, good group.

I see those in Congress who support Trumpty Dumpty as being no better than puke-headed shit ...

glennlab comments on May 20, 2024:

You are being much too generous.