Woman, 41, Florida, USA
Please fill out the following application for screening purposes:
Planet of origin:
If you did not answer “Earth” to the question above, please explain:
Do you have a job?
Number of known children:
Have you ever been a part of a cult?
If you answered yes the above question please provide a detailed description of the main compound and number of weapons (drawings are helpful):
Can you carry on a decent conversation:
Please file in triplicate and have notarized.