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PB&J of course
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
A Dagwood Special, as that takes lots of time to do right!
Kids these days
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
LOL!!!
Murphy's Law..
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
So true! & the way this is phrased you'd think it would be done by the 'Dos Equis' guy! (yep, knew it had to be out there!)
Another reason adulting doesn't work.
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
I'm doing pretty good, then, I usually catch it in about 10 minutes!!! LOL
Not like this but it made me snort giggle.
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
I use my aftershave as my deodorant, so never have that problem.
How fun would that be!
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
At most times!
Wifi water
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
That thought should have stayed in the shower! LOL
That's a lot of wood you're swinging...
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
This says it for me...
It's also National Geek Day [en.wikipedia.org]
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
The 2 days do seem to go together!
HAPPY TOWEL DAY! "...any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it,...
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
Also nice to have with you...
Next time kids misbehave.....
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
Why waste good food on the 'gators???
Talk about blind faith...
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
Hey! Blind Faith was a great group! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN1J5sMv28Q=PLIjkHGKwbuLkz49fpdJ-LfEoW95arp7s-
He's such a joke.
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
LOL! & they loaded up on water & everything!
Don't have a clue
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
The butt touch is probably why they're crying in the first place!
So lame.....
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
...but you posted it anyhow!!!
Gift time without regifting
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
Remember, you get what you pay for. The $9.99 comes from a bucktooth farmboy with a retainer!
Here are the "Topics" for groups. check out: [agnostic.com] to see in development. If you run a ...
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
News, unless you consider that under Society/Culture & Space, unless you consider that under Science.
So far everyone has ignored poor Marvin...
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
Everyone always does!
That's intense.
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
Been holding that in for way too long!
I might have stolen this from here
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
The same with a lot of the guys from here!
Them kid books aren't what they used to be.
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
You can see what made Rudy the man he is!
That pesky Tourette's again
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
Yeah, I try to blame it on Tourette's, too!
Perception vs reality
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
Yep, perception. & even the other islands are getting reduced tourist visits!
The law of unintended consequences in action
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
LOL! Maybe stick to haikus???
More for Towel Day
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:
Of course, these can come in handy, too!
Don't be listening to Beyonce.
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Something like this...
Ah, the innocence of youth
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Some kids are just naturally good at this!
"Code brown" as they say in the hospital
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Then set your alarm for 7:45, fool!
There's evidence!
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Stormy has more than one pic!
That doesn't sound good.
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Fetus, not child. Or embryo, anyway, potential embryo. Don't think you'd want to cook up human unfertilized eggs the same way!
No ... not him too ... [cnn.com]
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Ah, geez, not him, too.
I am SO psyched! Getting to see The Rev. Shawn Amos tonight -for free, yet! (Thank you, City of ...
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Outstanding! Have a great time!
Bye bye peace prize
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Excellent!
The Lumineers - Ho Hey ://youtu.be/zvCBSSwgtg4
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
I like this tune/album!
Don't hate me because I'm going to see Tom Jones tonight!
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Is he touring with Englebert Humperdinck?
A Guy and His Girl Just Chillin'
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Wrong time for a booty !
Friends and Enemies
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Well, I'd say most of the folks in this group are friends. We may not have met formally, yet, but I already know we're all just as twisted, so that's a start!
Spongebob and Imagination
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
LOL!!!
Scientists explain Michael Jackson's 'impossible' anti-gravity tilt ...
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Yeah, those shoes only go so far, you have got to have the core & leg strength to really pull it off. If you notice in the second video in that article, when MJ is on stage with 4 other dancers, he still out leans most of them. I wouldn't even try it at this point in my life, just asking for trouble!
I prefer it.
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
May as well have a beer & a burger while getting shot down!
So that's where that lamp came from!
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Or, that's where my lampshade went!
Shh...don't tell anyone.
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Don't really think I want to marry a Prince, not that I haven't had offers, mind you!!!
She did just that.
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
He looks cozy. She looks protective!
That pretty much says it.
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Is that Jimmy Fallon? No wonder that cheerleader is so trying to get his attention! But, that's probably his wife next to him, the ultimate 'cock-block'!!!
How are there no memes about having to finger this thing for an hour just to get the nail polish ...
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
If I'm gonna finger that thing for an hour I expect something in return! LOL Not really wearing much polish these days (or any days, actually) so I'll save my finger until I'm married!
Waste not want not.
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
More useful, but I bet just as rough on the ass as it is on the mind!
Don't hate me because I'm going to see Tom Jones tonight!
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Bring an extra pair of panties so you can throw a pair at him! I hear that's traditional at these things.
In Context
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
I have a few for this...
Blast off!
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
I think a lot of religions would like to keep the majority of humanity on the serf/peon level. Keep us too busy at manual labor so that we don't have time to think for ourselves or look above the fields we till!
Spiritual Batman
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Well, that fixed that, didn't it?!?
I'll use this irl
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Well, he was honest on both, that's got to count for something!
Aging sux....
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
We always see the younger 'us' that we have in our minds. The more delusional I'd guess the younger we seem to ourselves! I'm surprised I'm not seeing around 5 or 6!!! LOL
Better options
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
To be honest, I don't know if I ever originally meant to behave!
I concur......
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Sometimes the more it seems someone 'has their shit together', the more stress that you may not see is building up. Sometimes just, "I made it through the day" has got to suffice.
Good place to get your fustrations out
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Love how they're promoting a crime! Knowingly buying stolen goods can close a pawn shop down real quick!
The smell of pooperee in the air.
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Talk about spoiling the mood! LOL Actually, tho, for most of us in this group, we'd find this hilarious & know we picked the right 'mate'!
I loathe sportsball but I'm a Jets fan now and other fun on Doug's Darkworld: [patreon.com]
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Yep, tRump has cancelled the talks, & he so wants a Nobel! Screw the NFL! Unless another owner comes to the same decision as the Jet's owner has I will cease watching, 'cause the Jet's would have to another ass team. I'm a vet myself, & this is not the America I served for!
Anybody get a medallion you don't want anymore? I'd love to get my hands on one. ...
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Heck, at this point they may not even pull this off. & even if they do, after tRump's trashing of the Paris Accord & the deal with Iran, how can they trust anything he says?
Xtians have a problem with everyg
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Yeah, call Child Services JUST because a parent has ink. What about the child abuse from teaching little kids about hell & original sin!
Ha Haaaaa! ?
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Not if she puts on that heavy crown she can't! She may end up with a broken neck at this point!
I've learned how to accept that I am a beautiful young woman, and I don't listen to haters.
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Keep on keepin' on! You've been doing fantastic!
Always time for a taco
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/pink-taco-too-many-people-just-wont-eat-it-6643587
Feeling just a little...
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Just to be clear, you understand.
Somebody had a bad day...
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Miscalculated ju-u-ust that much!
Dr. Steve Brule Investigates Space | Flat Earth DEBUNKED - YouTube
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
I usually like Reilley, but this went off the rails early.
Now for something almost entirely different???? Has anyone tried this so-called new social ...
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Knew nothing of it, but that's not really surprising as I'm not on the cutting ends of trends. Hell, wasn't even when I was part of the trends (in my youth).
Mary had a little lamb
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Mary's havin' Bar-B-Que, Bar-B-Que,...
Religion is like a penis...
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Nice metaphor! Great meme!
Sup ???
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Well, you've got poise, I'll say that!
I can relate.
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
The big toe can be just as bad, lost the nail on one from a 'stub'! Such a harmless-seeming word that, 'stub', but I guess collision doesn't really say it either!
Technology 101
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
& it started off so well!
Yes and yes!
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Yay! No Taco Bell or Denny's!!!
The easy button.
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
As Eric would say,...Memes are life! Plus, society can just continue its descent into madness & surrealism on its own!
Dark Humor
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
OK...dark, political & maybe insightful. I give it a seven, it's got a good beat & I can dance to it!
Hey Lisa, what kind of plant is this?
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Obviously a dogwood!
Donald Trump Urinal Meme
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
The only problem is how would you keep folk from peeing all over the damn thing?!? &, he'd probably like it!
Hey Lisa, what kind of plant is this?
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Obviously a dogwood!
Vaccines are bad, ok.
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Sure, maybe. & what about the possibly hundreds more kids that may have been infected since you're screwing with our herd-immunity you stupid ****!
Because kindness is overrated..
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Ah, I guess the K standing for penis is sorta like Na standing for Sodium in chemistry.
Ok, now please explain the problems in the Middle East
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Ah, BS! The Pig knows...
Mwuahahaha
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Always have a backup, then ya' don't need god!
I just stole this one. ;)
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
It's the same as (but worse) 2 competing sports teams praying for victory. If there was really a god, do you think he'd really care about some HS basketball team in Booneyville, Anywhere, USA?
Star Wars' Lando Calrissian Comes Out As Pansexual, The Late Show [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:
Lando's Summit - SNL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hez4laAkGw
When I masses a girl on online dating i say hi girl name i am chris i am really nice and smart . I ...
phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:
Most of the ladies have great advice, I agree with @kenriley & @Seeker55, take heed of the ones you're trying to interest!
This has probably been discussed before but I am quite new here, so please excuse me. While I fully...
phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:
As in many European countries that are trending populist/nationalist, the U.S. has had fear drilled into them by our politicians & their parties to promote many draconian laws. Tho it started before, 9/11 really got the ball rolling. From Nixon's "Law & Order" thru the TSA, NSA, Gitmo,...fear of others, fear of immigrants, fear of strangers. We're turning back to the mindset of isolated villages & villagers because it generates the fear that the politicians stoke!
Corbyn yet again shows his pro-imperialist bourgeois colours. ...
phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:
I'm not as cognizant of UK politics as I probably should be, but I agree that this will be moving to the States any time now!
Scientists explain Michael Jackson's 'impossible' anti-gravity tilt ...
phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:
Link didn't work for me, & I get vids from bigthink all the time????
ClassicalArt memes
phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:
All good!
Yup.. dammit.
phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:
Until the flamethrower comes out!
Well if this isn't depressing, I don't know what is.
phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:
& for "60" it's by decade & there's only 2 in the package!
Trying to explain something to someone over the phone.
phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:
You're making things too complicated,...just put the lime in the coconut, & drink it all up!
Atheists, is atheism the default of the failed philosophical hypothesis of a god or is it the ...
phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:
Atheism in many areas, or at the very least agnosticism, is, imo, the default position. Alien abductions, the efficacy of crystals in healing, the existence of a god,...without some proof or basis for believing in such beyond wishful thinking, the non-belief in them is the base-line! Show some kind of proof so that we can at least put a percentage on the probability of its being true. No proof, the default is non-belief!
I guess that's true.
phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:
The bus driver & your Mom got somethin' goin' on!
Dogs or what?
phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:
They're both annoying & 'cringey'!
I am right now... :) take that as a compliment ya'll
phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:
Why do you think I'm here?!?
Digestible by most humans...as compared to what? What concerns me is the other 40%.
phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:
If the bullet-point 'benefits' weren't funny enough,..."...a meat roll that rivals pigeon or rodent products...while still staying mostly within the mammalian phylum." Well, at least it costs less than dirt! I guess you do get what you for!
That look.. lol.. but it's true too along with the eye rolling.
phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:
Then they're just asking for the,..."Sorry, I stopped believing in imaginary friends long ago."
I'll never understand why Pringle's felt that a tennis ball can was the optimum container for potato...
phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:
Because they taste like I imagine a tennis ball would taste?!?
Google you so crazy.
phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:
What the are-you-serious-fuck!
I think he's correct.
phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:
& a smaller brain!

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