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Rock on dude.
phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Misty. Is there something you haven't told me???
We were told no crocs,haha croc meme.
phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Soup's up!
Finally found the real family
phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:
You think she'd be carrying a rake!
(still feeling daring...)
phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:
I can see the woman in red posting a sign that reads, "We reserve the right to refuse service to anybody!"
Kung fool...
phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Not bad, Grasshopper!
But what about answering yourself?
phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:
That is actually quite comforting, but, when...
A Treemendous photo
phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Groot's seldom acknowledged uncle!
When poets go bad.
phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Thoreau throws up.
Meme checkpoint.
phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Do PC's count?
(I’m feeling daring this morning.)
phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2019:
I bet he's still chuckling, tho!
So that's what
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
That is funny on a few levels!
True that.
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
They are all hilarious & lame, & one can come up with funny (or serious, but where's the fun in that!) comebacks for all of them. Like with #8. "The Fool says in his heart; 'There is no god'." I just say, "That may well be, it's why he's a Fool." (At this point they get all alert) "That's why I like to use my brain to think, & it says, 'Naw, highly doubtful'."
The real emergency
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
& the only reason many Repugs are concerned about tRump declaring his National Emergency is that they are afraid a future Dem might do the same for Climate Change!?!? Unbelievable, but true! Morons!
Well that's true
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
The Amazing Randi!
About right
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Wait! You have no class!
Yuck yuck yuck...and I’m vegetarian
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I feel the same about kale!
Who would commit such an abomination?
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
It was nice knowing you, Tom. (& so close to Level 9, too!)
Curses! Foiled again!
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Have you tried that new ride-share company, Valkyrie?
Can I say "fuck" here? How bout, "Get the fuck over yourself, you self righteous, elitist, fuck with...
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Sure, as long as you can take it as well as dish it out. That's my take on this Group, of course @GuyKeith will likely disagree on a minor point, get on his high-horse, lecture me on the rules of discourse & then have to run off & change his panties. But, I think that's it.
What ya gonna do?
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Or your local drug dealer!
I know, right?
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Didn't murder. I want that noted for the record!
I'll use Johnny Depp here...
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Pervert! You'd use Johnny Depp anywhere!
It was an itsy bitsy, teeenie weenie....
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
The water was cold!!!
If you don't get this....you haven't been single very long.
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Well, breathing is a plus...at least initially.
Thoughtful.....
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Define "too much". I surely don't fucking know!
I regret nothing.....
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
You're probably tucked in bed every night at 10 *because* you was doing that hood rat shit at 12 (& beyond!).
stinkeye_a is an insufferable stuck-up bitch: discuss The time is long overdue for deflation of ...
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Not only tries to use reason, but attempts to get others to as well, when she knows damn well emotion is so much easier & much more satisfying. Actually wants to see both sides of an issue rather than choosing the prettier person who's probably more popular anyway & so that has to count for something & my Daddy would get it for me! Has a weird notion that folks really read her long-winded, tightly reasoned, meticulously researched Posts, rather than actually going through just looking for spelling or grammatical mistakes so we can snicker behind her back. Doesn't share noodz!!!
Do not send drama to my inbox....
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Handle with care...ah, fuck it, just handle!
@phxbillcee I saw this and thought of you.
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Now, if the zippers were open...
Sounds legit....
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
& this just in...
....an artist took the time capture this moment on canvass. See, I can appreciate fine art and ...
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I think he's enjoying that far too much!
3. Croc Shoes are an Abomination!
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Did he just say that crocs were "da bomb"???
Now you know....
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
(Looks around) Nope, only the cats.
...and that time I gave money to NPR.
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Well, if there's time after the compilation of hilarious & embarrassing anecdotes about you I'll relate!
Let the poor man go!
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Naw, it's just a really inept bungee operation.
Hurt me...
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
At least he didn't say, "Your sister is a better lay than you!"
Still relevant.
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I'd be good with just going back to "E Pluribus Unum" as we used to have! & take that "under god" back out of the Pledge, too!
Yeah, take hi...it down!
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Wonderful!
Wong PM?!?
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
It's the end of the world as we know it...
Another fake
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Meet Rosie!
Don't go there!
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
...& this funny t-shirt!
Damn autocorrect!
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Love the aplomb in the last line!
With tin foil on the rabbit ears
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
VHF wasn't too bad, but some of the UHF stations, you had to be a contortionist to get the antenna right!
Hurricanes explained
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
You want to do funny & cute, I counter with an up in cuteness!
I'm alway feeling this
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
The pain is real!
I love wild life
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
"Morticia" was the perfect choice to deliver this line!
More bathroom humor
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Better than walking out of the restroom sniffing someone else's fingers!
Carlton Draught - Beer Chase [youtube.]
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
No beer was spilled in the making of this commercial!!!
Jussie Do It!
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I honestly don't know what really happened, yet, but still funny & timely as hell! No moss grows on meme-makers!
I got a bunch of these....
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Bring 'em on, SS!
We are tender-hearted:
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
The sentiment is spot on, but I wish that were always true, or that easy!
Flori-DUH...
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Love me some OP!
I'm just sayin'...
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Let me know if that pick-up line works for you! LOL!
And not the funny kind, either!
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Should Post the "Goodfellas", Joe Pesci, "How am I funny" scene here...
Without fail...
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Timeline...
His momma raised him right!
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I could/would be able to for short stretches of time, at least when she was speaking, but then I think I'd have to do the - head bent in thought for my response, catch a glimpse that way - in between! Hey, I'm only human! & those are impressive, & framed well! The rear view is not bad, either!
And didn't realize the problem until someone explained it to him!
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Gotta cut the guy some slack. It was probably due to sleep privation. I think he's got like six gigs going on at one time! (Make hay while...ya' know!)
"Glass", anyone?
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
(Don't tell anybody, but I just let him think he did!)
Without hesitation...
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Rare or medium-rare, dear?
Part of the appeal, probably...
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Part of that fascination!
Without a doubt...
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
& yet, I'm still fascinated!
And I'm not apologizing, either!
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
It won't help!
Yeah, always happens...
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
& quite often, this is why...
Just some suggestions...
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Can I add a few things to that list?
One for the Chemtrails crowd...
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Did it look anything like this???
Brexit is like....
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaBQfSAVt0s
Hard to tell
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
It could be both!?!
This needs to be taught in school.
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
#10 also known as the argumentum ad populum. Commonly used by many theists, especially of the Abrahamic varieties. "If so many people believe then it "must" be true."
When adulting is reduced to it's basic functions
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
It's a tough job, & I don't want to do it...
OMNISHAMBLES. - Noun...(21st Century British); a situation that has been comprehensively ...
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Oh what a mess that is. Have you seen John Oliver's take on it? If not you should. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaBQfSAVt0s
This Joke Got Reba McEntire Booed Off Stage - the Late Show [youtube.]
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I'm not the biggest country fan , at all, but I've always liked Reba & Dolly! & Alison Krauss is just in a special class.
MMMMM bacon
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
LMFAO! Again??? You do know she's gone, right?
Lip synching.
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Honestly, I can go with this way!
I love my messy hair?
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
You tried what? Electro-shock???
Your friend casper the friendly ghost
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I find I'm spiritually fulfilled!
Veganism is a Mental Illness. Discuss. [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Many Vegans have a serious "holier-than-thou" problem. To many it is their new religion. I can actually understand many of the arguments in favor of at least a vegetarian diet. Bottom line, tho, I enjoy meat, with very little guilt. I think bacon is the candy of meats. If I therefor last 10 years less, hell, those are the years I don't want to go through anyway! If I can't go in the midst of coitus, take me while I'm consuming a double bacon cheese-burger!
What kind of deranged mental dwarf would start a fucked up group like this? You are all hopeless ...
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Aw, gee. Such love & venom. Mental midgets are so amusing. Will you dance for us now? Prance, prance, hell, sashay the way you know you want to! How was that? LOL!
Have someone you really want to blast? If they join this new Group, you can have your way with them....
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
& Vincent Crane, the keyboardist, went on to form Atomic Rooster, way under appreciated here in the States... From Atomic Rooster, "Made In England", 1972 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WjrOz4rEo0=OLAK5uy_ktMly60B8O9mR5hHBm_hpu4mRPwZ9cX7A=2
Clever janitor! [facebook.com]
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
That is priceless & perfect! Kudos to him!
Make your own caption....
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Can I help get that stray hair out of there...& replace it with something else?
This are the sexy models of the "Facorsa Group" (an Argentinian car radiator maker) in a Car Fair!
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Love the butts, but (no pun) I miss the faces. I'm always more "involved" when I see the face because I connect more. Not complaining, mind you, just my preference. Those really are nice butts, tho!
Meat twinkies
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Oh, it could have been called so much worse!
How is holy water made?
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
An oldie, but still funny!
Truth be told.
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Or, marinating your dinner!
She's gonna blow!
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I learned that lesson years ago! Not a good idea at all! Steaming, smelly, dirty water drenching one teaches a lesson in a hurry!
Perfect narcissist fridge magnet.
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Tho I do "love" myself from time to time (okay, more than that!), I find myself hard to live with! LOL!
I resemble this remark
phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Yes, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am. May I please have another, ma'am!!!
Orca knows
phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2019:
Dave already said it below, so, here..
This is my guide to social interaction!
phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2019:
Anyone that uses the Princess Bride as a guide to life is heading in the right direction! I salute you! (& steal your meme!)
Yo momma?!?
phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2019:
I won't even ask what exactly gave it to you!!!
...NUDES!!!
phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2019:
tRump can be very,... never mind, no mind here, single or otherwise!
...Sends...
phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2019:
Bernie can be very addle-minded!!!
....She....
phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2019:
J Jonah can be very single-minded! (LOL!)
When......
phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2019:
Hank can be very single-minded!
All too true
phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2019:
The VA had no problem with opiates for years, but hated pot. Now, they hate everything & I assume are back to the outlook that pain builds character or some similar stupid shit!
Posted this in the main feed, and then realized I should have posted it here:
phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2019:
Great Post, Tom! Thanks!
Grammar, Bitches!
phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2019:
You fucking are fucking right!
Lol, same
phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2019:
Bacon, mmmm!
Truth. Addicts need alternatives.
phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2019:
Doesn't always happen. Uh, according to a friend of mine!!! (Well in the past, anyhow.)
Squinty Mc Pig
phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2019:
Yeah, but she wouldn't have been paid for that shot!

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