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He would if he could
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Probably gave him mouth-to-mouth himself! I really wouldn't put it past him!
You know who you are
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Must be NYC, damn small apartment! (or, could be Japan, but probably wouldn't have the gun!)
This is perfect.
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Sounds like a valid synonym to me!
A post bed time selfie( actually stolen from the internet but..)
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Last one for you, pup!
Something witty.
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
He now has another reason to hate himself!
In case anyone's wondering how to propose 😊
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Stomp on it! Stomp on it! Give the demented woman this, instead!
Must be a real ladies man.
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
He gets confused between Mormon missionaries & missionary position!
Liked this one
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Another Cyanide & Happiness! Can't go wrong with them!
How many do YOU give?
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
It's been so long!!!
Always read the signs
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Or is this just a euphemism for something else entirely???
Lack-ass-daisical day. Maybe I should take some noassatall.
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
New from Pew Research...
We all know a kid like this
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Well, 'son', you're a foster child & the trial date is just about over, so,...
Still not a word. One of the countless. Don't warntwo get intwo pacifics.
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Regardless of how you may feel!
Just one man and his turtle minding their business. Typical.
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
The turtle does not look at all happy!
Ancestral wisdom.
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
& they took the land by force, too! At least twice!
Another prom dress meme.
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Chill, Snoop, it works for me, on many levels! (&, so ya' know, it ain't "your" culture! It's all of our herb!)
I think they need to repaint that sign.
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
What the hell was it supposed to be???
People R' dumb.
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
People are gullible!
I had to write something up here.
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
The 'LOL' is superfluous!
It take lots of work!
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
The Mighty Morphin' Power Liar!
Motto for this group
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
To all you snowflakes, take heed, or out your rectum, you'll bleed. It's humor we need, so toke on some weed! 'round here don't you tarry, of prudeness be wary, or this stick that I carry will meet where you're hairy!
Raisins, ick. [facebook.com]
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
I'd actually rather have raisins!
So, this horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?"
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Neigh!
Steak sauce!
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Maybe a little too raw!
Thanks everyone for welcoming me here. ?
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Keep up the good work!
I am not sure I will be able to go to 2019s convention but I sure hope so. I loved many for the ...
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Glad to have you! Welcome!
Surely they don't think I can be bought off that easily.
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Of course not, Duke! You'd have to sincerely believe in the pu---...., I mean, product!
Nothing to see here.
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Is the dog's name Sean or Spicer?
She has a sting in her tail..
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
My Mom is 89, she's cut it down to 5 or 6!
Guess the mystery!
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Harry Potterson?
Now, let me get this straight...
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Not really, the evangelicals are just hoping to spark Armeggedon & thus the Second Coming! They don't really care about the Jews, the Muslims or anyone else on the planet!
Old reference but still funny
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
That's actually a good name for an attorney!
You're all correct.
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
See how agreeable we are!
Critical thinking.
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
At the end of the road of that left-hand turn is the FauxNews Studio!
Nope nope nope.
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Lookin' for loose change for that next drink!
Making memes
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Brilliant!
Just add milk.
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Yeah, makes just as much sense!
Yeah, what's that about?
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
She can borrow some butt from Kim! She's got enough to spare!
Sophisticated.
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
A few American ones that need no, or little, help...
F'realz . . .
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
I'm willing to try that with 45!
An Economy of Means, 'Filigree', by Robert Honstein Any vibraphone phans out there? ...
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Since Lionel Hampton! Thanks for this!
Welcome @EricTrommater. glad you joined.
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
The Boss has entered the building!! LOL!
Hi I'm new here
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Good one to start with! Welcome to the funny (meme) farm!!!
Deadpool! Deadpool! ://youtu.be/nlozE2m-NMc
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Thanks for the post! Contribute, folks! I can't do this on my own!
New on Doug's Darkworld: Gaza and Korea in the News: [patreon.com]
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Thank! I guess!!! I sadly have to agree with you. I think tRump is determined to be a "war president", the only thing that would satisfy that outsize ego of his!
Toy bad taste! (I've never liked Kool-Ade!)
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
First, we lose 'th in' & now 'ta ll', we're losing our dimensions!
I know there has been a few of these posted but dam, who thinks up this shit? lol.. One would have ...
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
The only answer I have... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrrAxzn1ilk
Here's a dick dropper...
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
& Good Morning to you, Sunshine!
Dating 2018
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Yeeper!
Hey everyone. How about a game of "caption this one"?
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
WHAT is in your drinking water????
I disagree. Being an atheist is rebellion..
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Yeah, & look who the sponsor is! PragerU(nfit for consumption!)
Mother knows best
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Why? Did she date him first??? LOL
Fabuloso is ok...but it's kinda perfumey...I steer towards lemon scents
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
This is so not right! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx2piPUudlE
Wait for it....
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
& how many actually buy the size made for the Toy Poodle??? No, I don't expect any responses to this!!!!!
Roughly translated....
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
& this is the supposed source of our morals!
... I laughed way too hard at this
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
It's the new McKid!
@ScienceBiker welcome, nice to see you here!
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Welcome!
@Rugglesby welcome sir. good to see you here.
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Yay! Welcome!
Scientists Just Found the Fastest-Growing Hole. Here's How Fast It 'Eats' [space.com]
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
https://www.space.com/40596-fastest-growing-black-hole-found.html
Does anyone hear the Appalachian in this young woman's voice? or I should say Do you hear in the ...
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
At times she sounds so much like Delores O'Riordan!
Sometimes I make random memes, more often than not as a response to someone's comment about ...
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Hellacious!!! That is one hell of an "O" face!
It's been an amazing two days. Somehow my gofundme has raised over 600 dollars in two days. There ...
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Please re-post your link so any that want to can help!
Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man..
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Do those heads look pasted on?
Cat traps pt 18: Although this guy has a clear path to escape, I k he may have passed out from the ...
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
I'll be eagerly waiting! I love these!
Any Pat Metheny Group fans?
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
The song that turned me on to them! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oEbh5G4Sek=4=PLPvukGHFpMklBpi_DVrdg2ba-inTEBPsv
For you today ?
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Seems so simple, yet so true & why does it seem so hard to remember?
Talk about a swinging band ://youtu.be/smRXnyUWktg
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Is that a version of "Electric Flag"????
This goodnight kitty is going up wicked early. (We're under a Tornado Watch until 11 pm.... ).
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Stay safe!
Most likely.
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Your inner bitch has taste! Does she have beer with them?
Right on! @MyLiege welcome to kindling.
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Welcome!
Here's where I annoy a lot of my atheist and agnostic friends... Why is legislation the main (in ...
phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:
Unless you've posted other things with a far different tone, I don't see Mike asking you to leave. He has asked on other occasions to politely respond to any differences, & some of your points deserve thought & calm answers. I personally believe that some legislation/restrictions are necessary just to get certain types of weapons off the streets. Along with certain ammo & mods. I despise the NRA, but not all its members. Tho in my, "if I were king of the Universe" mind I would like to see all guns unable to fire on another human, I don't live in a fantasy world & don't expect to rid the country of all guns. I respect responsible hunters & gun owners & don't expect them to conform to my lifestyle. I do think we have an epidemic that needs an answer, & sooner rather than later.
I was having a great day until about mid-afternoon when my mood crashed. Now, I just want to crawl ...
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
Hopefully, you sleep well & tomorrow looks brighter. Good Luck!
Rainy Night In Georgia by Brooke Benton [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
What a great voice!
Steve Perry. Need I say more?
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
Please post a link to the song or songs you have in mind. It helps the rest of us out! Thanks!
What say you, scientists? [youcantbreakme.co]
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
Creating hybrids has been a function of all types of growers of all sorts of plants for centuries! This makes perfect sense!
Just say NO to the nip..lol
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
That does not look like a happy kitty!
Interesting mix. NPR songs that got you through school. [npr.org]
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
LOL! I was well out of school when so many of those songs came out!
Color coding a good organizational hack.
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
Shocking!
Life choices
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
Done the Denny's at 3 AM far too often! I didn't always look this good! LOL
Science !!!
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
The horror!!! LOL!
Altoist Charlie "Yardbird" Parker, co-founder of be-bop, was in a New York cafe after a gig dropping...
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
Now, that's a story!
So that's what happened to him...
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
Right about then is when his hair turned white!
When people give dumbass advice
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
Sure, & next it's the old 'bootstraps' shit, too, I suppose!
Well unless he has an AR-15
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
Better question, who hasn't!
Their marriage might have problems
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
At least his first question wasn't, "How's the car?"
That is me
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
Me, too, Rudy! I can do all the basics, but,... Even some of my older friends feel left out now, you need so much equipment just to 'diagnose' a problem, & a degree from MIT!
Whose a tripping doggie?
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
I don't think 'baked' even begins to say it!
Medieval dating...
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
@CaroleKay is on a serious roll tonight! Good job!
Haterz.....
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
You know they're lurking!
Congress ...
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
Need to REALLY drain the swamp & start over!
Mike "make America straight again" Pence
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
The major downside if/when tRump gets indicted!
Damn evangelicals.
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
Not that things were going exactly stellar before!
Looks pretty complicated.
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
You can just barely see it on the bottom right, but I love the "No diving!" Especially before it's filled!
Come on, Dad!
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
It worked, didn't it?!?
Speechless.
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
Is that guy on the left a young Mike Huckabee? & is that how Sarah was conceived?
Miraculous.
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
Give the man his damn pizza rolls!
You otter know better.
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
You otter straighten up beaver I smack you!
When science goes bad.
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
Oh, so nice! & I love the "buy this man a beer" bit, too!
Who can resist a happy doggie smile! This is Ruby, my year and a half old rescue. Keeping me company...
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
Just waiting to see if you succumb,...wait, that's cats!
Don't go there...
phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:
Time to go to the store or something. Don't walk, run!

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