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Not a joke per se but I just had a 10 minute argument with my 4yo. His lego mans arm fell off and I ...
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
Not up on their Python, eh? At 4 yo don't know how much he'd appreciate them anyway, but never to young to introduce them to the 'classics'!
[youtu.be] just for giggles.
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
So weird! But, chuckles!
Give him points for y....
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
No thanks, I gave it up for Lent!
420 is super late today because chat was so tweaky.
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
If one is lucky it is 4/20 every day!
About those memes.
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
Speaking of memes...
Trump is only good for humor
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
All good, but I'm very tempted by #1!
Jesus is really WHITE!
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
This is the before photo!
Great parenting advice!
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
You see that couch they're on? He'll be sleeping there for at least the next week!
With all the technology out there....
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
I'd say the cats, but I honestly think they're humoring me!
Progressive.
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
The juxtaposition is great! But you asked for it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Nice and kinky
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
Ok, & I'll even watch, but I'll want a good wash before we do it again!
I started this group because the majority of people I met on this site had no sense of humor....but ...
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
Though I appreciate Gene Wilder's sentiments, I have to say I actually connect with all the first four. They are all some of the reasons & realizations that both moved me to atheism & confirm me in that outlook!
Did anyone here go to the American Atheist convention in Oklahoma?
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
Couldn't make it, unfortunately.
Cat Traps pt. 13: Back to the Milkbones trap. Still working well, although I did let this one get ...
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
The Milkbone Trap does seem effective!
Jokes Seth Can't Tell with Michelle Wolf, Late Night [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
Now Hiring with Michelle Wolf - Friday 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEfQPOZSwKs
That would suck
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
& you don't dare tell them your name is Goldstein!
I'm a cheap date...
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
All the things that make life... life!
Jesus is stil pissed
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
Actually, that explains so much!
Another query
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
So, the kids were acting up again?
Wanna make some easy cash, tax free?
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
We know what they decided!
Timing is everything
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
But you guys were on the Ark, just ask Ken Ham!
Like mine with a little pink in the middle, not to bloody.
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
I know where he got this!
Well ain't that just a pisser..
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
I wonder why that would be??? LOL
Just full of stinky icky stuff
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
& at least you know where that shit comes from!
Eggzactly..
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
Better than KFC I guess!
Well she should of clarified
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
Now you tell me!
Some things are better left unknown
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
Well, she meant well?!?
Neil Armstrong's sense of humor
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
Yep, a damn small fraternity!
Oh really....lol
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
The closer you get, the more you need Noxema! don't know why that came to mind!
It's been a good meme day...
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
My Dad was, too! He had loads of fun with the grandkids!!!
What's up with these donuts?
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
For a bachelorette party?
Fill in the blanks.
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
Attention...from the gods after I sacrifice this sheep!
What's that sound?
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
As funny as it is, I think he'll be talking to HR soon!
@CaroleKay inspired me....
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
Great ones!
My cat and 420 meme of the day all in one....
phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:
As if you could get them to work to begin with!
People can be so cruel....
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Just like this was convincing...
Pavlov's cash register....
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
That's got to be a Lab! If this is for real, that is an incredible connection to make! One smart dog! Too bad trying to pass counterfeit cash will get him jailed!
Can anyone decipher this?
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
I'd say to run that by me again, but I'm afraid it would be even more unintelligible!
WANTED Bald, tattooed, in-shape, slightly-old and used, employed man seeks wealthy, beautiful, ...
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
I'm still looking for a woman that will support me in the manner I wish to become accustomed to!
Incel with insight?
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Well, I'm a dateless asshole who is not angry at women. So, where does that leave me?
Every problem has a resolution, every question an answer -- yes or no?
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
42! No, unless you say that we may never know is an answer or resolution. I don't think this should keep us from searching, but, since we a limited creatures we will always be limited in our understanding.
So after a very long and challenging period of time of unemployment, I was finally offered a ...
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Couldn't have happened to a nicer lady!
Sasquatch sportin the bibs
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Nope, Obviously a love child of Sasquatch & Mama Cass!
For us country folk out there.. @captnron59
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Gotta put a warning label on everything these days!
You had me at cAPSLOCK.....
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Don't be petty, Eric!
Spot on....don't try it though....you'll starve.
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Hey! Memes must be posted!
They can't mean dating.....
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
I can 'see' that! (Glad you're back, boss!)
Wise words from a bad motherf@c$er....
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Mr. Jackson, are you living in the same world that also pays athletes & team owners millions, & many EMT's minimum wage?
It does seem odd...geographically speaking.
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
He was a homebody! LOL
What was I thinking?
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
& 5 days ago. & last month. & last year. &...
A positive beautiful meme for today.
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
& that's where you are!
Used pair of licorice undies only worn once. Bacteria free with febreeze.
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
I may never eat licorice again!
DYI project gone bad
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
I do not want a photo of the rear!
Open wide Catholics!
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Oh, there is another alternative for good Catholic girls... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY
I mean....ok...
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Getting those things confused could be awkward, to say the least!
Ok people...I dug up some good ones. I love this group!!!
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
I don't always have salt, but I always have the "Stay the fuck away from me." handy!
Gotta love biological chemistry
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
& 'fucking well' are the operative words!
Why are mornings so nice when you stay up until them and so awful when you wake up to them? Ugh.
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Depends on how you're 'awakened'!
I give up....
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Sorta me...
Too much truth
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Not really hate, just couldn't care less!
It's common knowledge
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Common sense is really not all that common!
Give me some face..
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
It's not that small! LOL! I just love anal! I'd rather suck dick! & how many eggs? Oh, I have money! I am so wet! You just lie back! I just love beer! I have this friend....! Got this from Columbia! My Dad's a Rockefeller! My Dad's Bill Gates! I am an Atheist! & best for last...I just loathe tRump!
HOW does that happen?
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Or, the other way around!
Yes I'm at it again
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Seems I'm getting more on this site, just because I disagreed with them! Atheist does NOT necessarily equal open mind!
Poor George
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
I somehow think this relationship will not be long term!
Stupid is as stupid does
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Evolution in action! But, think about it. Only the smart folk read or pay attention to the warning labels anyway!
Well it's better than nothing :(
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
I tolerate you!
Come on fellow heathens. Use those commas. We don't want to reinforce stereo types about us.
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
The one I was going to use was already posted (Damn you, @KKGator!!! LOL)
Postcards from the edge(of the internet)
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Not your usual, but fun!
I blame Millennials.....
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
The boss is back!
It's been a rough time for me. Dealing with chronic health issues has only added to my challenges ...
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Always know that you can at least vent here. Hang in there!
Did anyone else make the mistake of reading this site as "Autistic.com" then after joining and ...
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
LOL! No, but, consider it serendipity! Welcome & have fun!
Trolling 101
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Yeah, I wish the trolls would go back under the bridge where they belong, or at least back in Mommy's basement with no WiFi!
Oh look. Its the youth of america
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Holy fuckin' shit!!! I hope these fucks feel that way when they meet Bubba in prison!
Here's one for all my blockees though they can't see it. ?[youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
She was one class act!
Here's one for all my blockees though they can't see it. ?[youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Join the club! Screw the babies!
I’m in the mood for this.. Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Oh, such a combo! Thanks!
The White Stripes Catch Hell Blues [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Such a unique artist! (BTW, I loved/love Zep!) LOL
Bugs telling the truth
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
& maybe took a shower now & then! You know, be human!
I have no words.
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
I think you just did!
Someone cares ♥
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
That's almost as bad as, "...but I like you as a friend..."
More Shiny Shine! ;)
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Go back to '75 for a response! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcWVL4B-4pI
Suggestion: Messages Downloadable as an Archive For people who only ever exchange a few messages...
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
If it's feasible, I agree. There are conversations I'd love to have archived, but as you say, can't really do that currently. good suggestion if its possible!
Cat Traps pt. 12: Pants trap, redux...... As reported in pt 11, the "pants trap" is quite ...
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Lovin' it, Dot!
Not too old... (not a video)
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
I can see this as I was about 15 when the first album came out, & so those 'somewhat' older than I at the time may be right there with her! I, of course, am ageless!
Don't even k about it!
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
I really wouldn't put it past him!
Cat Traps pt 12: Pants trap, redux...... As reported in pt 11, the "pants trap" is quite ...
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Keep 'em comin'! You haven't disappointed yet!
Can you tell a lot about a person based on movies they watch?
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Well, they may go with a group & all have input, so a better question may be, what are their favorite movies!
How about some night stuff? My first try at star reflections, got some work to do still...
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
Great work, especially for a first try!
If a guy runs his fingers through your hair, there's a one in three chance you're being used as a ...
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
You lose your man card for revealing that secret! LOL
I like a silly pun
phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:
How does one groan in Gregorian chant mode?
Hey guys! I just found a meme in real life!
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
I'll get the traps!!! Never mind, I have a better idea!
Oldie but goody
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Yeah, but follow through & say, "But I have other atheist friends who aren't!" & reach back for it!
Kind of stupid Meme but slow night
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Rudy, as far as I'm concerned you've already hit a Home Run! That Grammar Nazi meme still has me laughing! & my FB alerts are going crazy! You are a hit! Well, I am, as I didn't credit you, but I'll always remember the little people who helped me when I was starting out! LOL!
Cause then you don't pee all over the floor
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
I'm so glad, 'cause I have a bit of a lean to the left! (Yes, I'm right-handed!)
Miscommunication
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
I'm sure little Becky won't mind!
Oopsy Daisy
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Wa-a-a-ay too wet!
Might be confused
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
No wonder they walk so awkwardly!
Never know for sure what's in the ingredients
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
Or the similar meme with Carlton Heston from Soylent Green! This is definitely more current!
Rare time a grammar nazi is having fun
phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:
I laughed out loud at least four times! That is incredible!! Oh, thanks, Rudy!!!

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