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This one has probably been posted before
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Yeah, but still funny. I mean, ask a stupid question...
Voices can be deceiving
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
& he wonders why all the 'spellths' come out wrong!
Easy there someone could get hurt
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
They don't call it 'banging' for no reason!
I hope this is totally inappropriate! lol
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Well, not necessarily inappropriate as much as unappetizing!
Have I expressed my opinion on vapers recently?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Yeah, & still nobody cares.
I was supposed to post this first thing this morning but I was too tired and grumpy...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Well, grumpy is sort of a permanent state for you anyway, isn't it?
Run water cooler..... Run while you still can.... o.... you don't have legs.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Wait! Black & white? Better hope that's not MS!!!
If there is a God you should be on trial for crimes against humanity...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
If it was the god of the bibble, even if it proved to me it existed there is no way I could worship such a horrible creature!
Why I don't have friends...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Obviously! That is so "cold". Of course, if I was the neighbor I'd then do only my stoop & then use his steps to walk, leaving my other steps w/ snow to make sure he knew what I was doing!
Basically I'm a product of children's television....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Bugs be my hero! I've said this before, but it's always amused me that 'tough guys' get Taz or Yosemite Sam tats to show how tough they are, & yet Bugs kicked their asses & did it with humor & panache every damn time!
When you want to be good parent but you just don't want to trip alone...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
I hate it when that happens! So tough to keep that 'sync' going!
It's a public service really....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
& it could be absolutely anyone!
At least the kids are protected against scissors...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Hah!!! LMFAO! Good one!
And they wonder why we hunt them for sport?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
You hunt them for sport, I hunt them for food!
You can't be depressed when you're sleeping...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Yep, I use it for depression & pain. It's cheaper than heroin!
I so relate....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
I don't think this is uncommon at all!
NRA BOARD MEMBER TED NUGENT SAYS PARKLAND SURVIVORS 'HAVE NO SOUL,' ARE 'PATHETIC' [newsweek.com]...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
F**k him! The piece of shit! Haven't liked his music since the Amboy Dukes, & haven't liked him for just about as long! He has no credibility except to FauxNews watchers!
Stalking: When two people enjoy long romantic walks together, but just one of them is aware of this ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
& the required 50 feet away, but with binoculars!
Do not listen to them, they are poo poo heads.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Oh, the absolute amount of wrong piled up here! No, "Fucking Douchebag Shitforbrains" works much better in this case!
Neil deGrasse Tyson is not wrong....phonetically speaking.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Can you say...pho-ne-tics?!? LOL
When people tell me they hate babies I point out there probably cooking them wrong.....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
LMFAO!!! Oh, good one, Eric!
Yep. It's a thing
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Look, I think bacon is the candy of meat, but,...really? Now if the woman insists, hell I'd wear a kale condom!!!
Pat Metheny Group - Dream of the Return [youtu.be] I love PMG. On this one the lyrics are in ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Excellent choice & excellent group!
George Thorogood - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer Live [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
I actually knew & partied with the original band, "The Delaware Destroyers" When I lived there, way back. The bass player was a friend of mine from Newark, DE & before hooking up w/ George was in a band called "Rudy Bega & the Vegetables"!!!
Yes I am a damn disney princess. But like,one of these.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
I can see @Blindbird in all of these! The last one in particular!!!
Have a nice day, sir.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Well, if that isn't proof, of the handicap that is, I don't know what is!
Mix - Blind Faith... [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
The 2nd 'cut' is an hour-long "documentary' which is very good, but you may want to skip ahead to the next one & get back to just the songs!
Great ad for an allergy commercial
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
That's funny! Somebody in that town has a sense of humor!
Grab his boobs
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Honestly, I've learned to let the lady I'm with take the lead in minor offenses. Women have been dealing with unwanted advances for years & can generally make a douche look like a douche without a barfight starting up. If he kept it up I'd make sure a beer bottle was handy. I'm but 5' 6", I'll do what I have to, & I do not get intimidated! Well, not on the outside, audacity in all things! Plus, I'm Irish!
Granny takes a trip!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
That's what you get for prying, but I bet you'll ask him for more!
Cartman, you are the man
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Well, he's always talking about balls & all, so,...
I have no idea what this stuff is! Lol
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
I'm not sure either, but now I'm very curious. Any volunteers that would like to instruct me on the finer points?
Rude ass joggers
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
The lack of consideration is appalling!
Perfectly normal!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
then wonders why his foot is up there!
Sarcasm; it's what I do
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
I've said it before & I'll say it again,...Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck!
Because you know, wind and stuff
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Well, she did have to blow to get her blow!
R'amen bitches!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Okay, no! # 5 I can get behind (so to speak), I'll just skip directly to that!
Agriculture Worries
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Yeah, but they couldn't find their asses with both hands, don't think the fruit picking will go so well!
Putting your problems into perspective
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Well, you may get a BJ out of it, so there's that???
And without a smile
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Already? Bummer. Hope it improves!
The drunk poem
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Had to have been written by an Irishman!
Someone's in the doghouse!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Well, that'll burst your bubble!
Yet they were stupid enough to make it legal
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
But at least it wasn't "in the eyes of god" LOL
That was the best night ever
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Oh, my dear, if this was your best night ever, even I will seem like Cyrano!
Maybe it's Maybelline
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Weird thing he's got going with the "forked" beard there. Maybe he's waiting for it to get longer so he can braid it!
Don't worry Ken Ham, It's just a theory.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Can somebody step on his fingers, please?!?
But Mom! I get it from you
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
That & "William Thomas Cairnes, get your ass in here!" When the full name was used, you just knew it was bad!
The Traveling Wilburys, Vol. 1 Full Album... [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Oh, the greats no longer with us. Orbison, Harrison, Petty! I tip my fedora & raise a glass to them!
A better world.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
For sure, & get up off your damn knees, too, unless you're scrubbing the floor or weeding the garden!
Even if you don’t like the taste swallow it!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Pass the mashed potatoes. Or is that just me?!?
A bloody good question.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
The obvious answer comes to mind!
Holy Mother of .......
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
& it has a trinity of speeds!
New to the site but am very interested in meeting like minded individuals....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Welcome here, too!
You know, cuz it's a dating site... really...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
A custom personality! Of course, we do sorta tailor ourselves to those we're with, especially if we're trying to hook-up! I just have to hope my custom personality, "Snarky Asshole mark2" finds favor with the fairer sex!!!
New to the site but am very interested in meeting like minded individuals....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Welcome!
Mix - La Bottine Souriante... [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
ATTN: @RavenCT
Bringin bad puns back....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Why?
The definition of a sado-masochist relationship...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
& we're not supposed to take this as a threat & a form of extortion? Right!
Yeah, Just don't
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
I always thought that they didn't think it through! Sure, hon, if I just must screw your 4 friends to keep going out with you, I guess I can make the sacrifice! LMAO, what a burden!
There is a dark magic Behind these cookies...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Even as a kid, never liked Oreos, Moreo's can't be any better. Yech!!!
I'm surprised they made it to Wednesday...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Don't even want to find out what goes down Sunday!!!
Prayers have been answered!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Now, if he can only get the stupid human to open the door!
Death with benefits....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
I like that, death with benefits!
Splashdance
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Must be Mormons, they baptize folks whether they want it or not, even if they're dead!
I drink because avatar sleeved the lease and had no right to be there.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Can I use my middle finger???
That look...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
I need to get one of those for Eric!
When in doubt. Fast food memes!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
Just savage, girl! Who's next, Burger King?
Better this way than snorting
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
tie that off quick!
Extra pole for the tent
phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:
& very awkward if he tries to get rid of it!
I'm not trying to brag or anything, but one time I went skinny dipping in Loch Ness, and they're ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
I guess the water wasn't cold!
When your Church likes modern tech: [facebook.com]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
I remember the old censers, I guess this is more efficient??? LOL
Challenge of the day.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Not a mass murderer, yet!
Granpa is in for a surprise
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Still don't get how yahtzee got transformed to cockring????
Not a meme but I wanted to thank @EricTrommater for inspiring me. I get a few "hook-up" requests on ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
So mysterious! LOL
Sunday reggae, love this one [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
This is such a cool cut!
Well there you go
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
& let Hey-zeus take the wheel, yeah, we can tell!
Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo & Michaelangelo
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Well, that is where the names came from!!!
Just realized that a guy should be posting this... oh well... no biggie... literally?? LOL
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Is that what you've been doing all evening?
What do you think of neoreligions?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Some may be spoofs, some are folks, for whatever reason, needing to believe rather than taking the time, energy & intellectual rigor it takes to actually learn about our Universe. I have a limited formal education, but I never stop learning reading & growing & I find the findings that science makes awesome enough to fill that part of me that craves "awe". I do find 'Pastafarianism' funny as hell, tho, & claim it at times for the goof effect!
Comma Sutra
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Comma gain? Those are great!
Where the missing socks go....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Used to happen with my crack rocks all the time!!!
Happens to me all the ,@$%&&^&&%!!!! time!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Well if you'd use your right hand for something other than...
Corporate whores sold separately
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Ain't that the truth! (& at least you spelled 'separately' correctly, LOL)
A few names for POTUS
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
I'm sure they're just warming up!
Actually a strong possibility in Trumpland. A good waitress with a gun
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Hell, everybody must get guns...
Or as I like to call it Friday night...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Are we sure it was trying to 'fight' the cow???
When junkies get class conscious...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Champagne tastes on a PBR budget!
Literally......
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
So many wish this would really work!
Titties and Beer [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
A slightly different take on the subject(s) at hand! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvepB7uYoAo
Robert Palmer "Sneaking Sally Through the Alley" - Full [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
robert palmer riptide full album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wleujCtB__w&list=PLKc8XsA0AyyG8NZoNXduVfQcDQhQRQBqB
Don't get smart.... [facebook.com]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
@RavenCT, she was great! If she has more material like that I really hope she gets play! Hilarious! Thanks!
True Friends [facebook.com]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
They wouldn't cut him off, but they'll cut him out!
When they were young
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l19MJbo7a3Y
It Really Doesn't Matter
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
You mean I'm not going to get my new pony????
The man wIth the cIgar
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
As a matter of fact, it gives me great joy & a sense of accomplishment!
Fully Roasted
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Well, that went south fast!
Just do your job!!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Bull! Give that kid a copy of "The god Delusion"!
What's that smell? lmfao.. omg
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Speak softly & carry a big...
Every Day I'm Doing Mischief.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Every day I'm chucklin'!
Two lies, and whole lotta truth.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:
Why thank you! Fuck you too, my dear!

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