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I know this is what my students think when they run errands for me.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
GPS tracker. Just sayin'!
Do you think it's going to work?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Tots & pears!
Southern Alabama house pet.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Not happy at all!
He's going to be in the next Marvel movie.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
That's funny, he doesn't look Norse!!!
You're missing your lipstick?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Or the cat!
He's soooo close.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
It will be mine!
Get my dark side!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Don't worry, brah, you're all Dark Side!
Study tip for my students!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Been so long!
I like this one
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
I wonder if they consider Godzilla as one of the family?
I was listening to Metallica yesterday, and remembered this picture. Thought I'd share it with you....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Yep, that one's a classic!
I need this key on my computer.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
That could come in so handy at times! Just a baby Kraken, mind, I usually only want a localized effect!
This is the mood I'm in.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
I'd write you one, but they may arrest us both!
Morgan Freeman
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
You can hear this in his voice!
They ought to make a movie about this.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Or neuter his ass!
Looks like a dog pretzel.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
If I slept like that I'd never walk again!
He's just like kids, trying to find a loophole.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Clever dog!
Alright folks, give your best caption for this pic.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Look! The ball is ascending to heaven!...Jumpin' Jesus!...Does this skirt make me look fat?...First one to miss has to meet me in the rectory!
I've always enjoyed Andy Capp.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Been a consistent chuckle for years!
Baptism by drive by
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Domine, domine, domine...you're all catholic, now!
Adam & Eve
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
No, problem, she's used to that taste by now, anyway!
More Cosby.....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
His rep is ruined forever! Don't get me wrong, he brought it on himself, but fallen so far...
Church Mice
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Where's the cat when you need him?
Bruce Jenner's Cat
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Change is hard!
Early morning surprise.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Looks like instant! Ewww!
Good reception
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Well, not at this job, maybe.
Well this looks painful.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
See, farts can be deadly!
Cat watching horror movie: [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
LMAO! Thanks!
This kind of scares me.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
& always remember, the "Social Contract" can always be broken!
Because fuck you that's why.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
The people who ask that question would never get this joke!
I know a lot of people like this.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Or, shows that intelligence is not necessary or a guarantor of survival!
Now that's funny.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
My last resort was a Sheraton. Just sayin'!
Dark matter. That is all.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Oh, thank you. For a second I thought it was gonna go all Deepak Chopra on me!
Reading in the garden
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Have you sent any of these to the "Feline..." group. I think they'd love all these 'animal themed' ones! I know I do!
Hurricane season
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Maybe we could trade him to the NOAA?
Deez nuts
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Mine can go free to the right person! (or even the 'wrong' one!)
Couple of art memes....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Excellent! I bow to the master!
Dog watching
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
& at least the dog got some excercise!
Have fun with the neighbors
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
He ain't lion! (sorry)
If life gives you lemons, it's really not that bad. I mean, you can do tequila shots with lemons. ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Can't even 'choke your chicken' with an artichoke!
I... I got nothin'.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
I'm guessing a kind of placenta, but I don't have many placenta joke on hand!
Out on the town
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Another good cat/dog differences meme!
Morning Constitutional
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
At least you made it to the "can"!
Here she is the Dream Girl Kelly Anne Kanye Try not to vomit on yourself
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Spirit dragon!
T-rex revisited
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
This is just plain funny! Thanks!
T-rex......
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Dino humor, the ultimate TBT (which falls on a Saturday this week!)
All too true
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Yes, but I'll at least take you to dinner & remember your birthday!
I'm not a runner
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
If I've learned anything over the years it's that I don't have to necessarily be faster than what's chasing me, just faster than whoever is with me!
My superpower
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
I have the same superpower but I also received the ability to empty my bladder every half hour! Seems I got a twofer!
Talking to myself
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
& that's a good thing 'cause I also told myself I should drive out & pick up 3 pizzas & a lid! (that last is an old reference!)
George Lucas not messing about
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
That was cheesy, dude!
When relationships suck in the wrong way
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
First one is so true! & the 'blue balls' one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNzGMMCz6gM
Sexually oblivious memes part 2 @RavenCT @BeeHappy @Aushra @zorialoki
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
What a way to start the morning! With a laugh!
Caught one! Installment 2 in the cat trap series. Although the captured feline appears calm, it is...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
LOL!
The commonplace insanity of customer service. I have worked customer service for 15+ years now....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
People do the darndest things!
At what level should this group be accessible?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Want to be sure they are semi-legit first, anyway.
Today's forecast...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Who'd a thunk!
Kanye's new sidebitch
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Looks like he's progressing!
Just fake news
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Dang, what a way to find out that someone you don't even know has blocked you by just seeing only half a conversation! Can't please everyone, I guess!
On a serious note...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
You mean like this?
Congratulations!!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Yeah, mad respect to someone!
Clinton's at it again!!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Something like this might be worth a try. It only takes one!
Dinosaur extinction
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
That is flat-out funny stuff!
Math is hard
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Addition is just the gateway to multiplication!
Next contestant, please
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
& the winner is....You're all losers!
Have you ever been so high that ?????
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Oh, yes! It's good to get top quality!
Blood acquires it's colour ....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Hemocommunism!
Three Stages of Primate.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Was so funny when the Cheeto in Charge actually tried to sue Bill Maher when he called him half orang!
You're fucked !!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
She's just mad because she can't marry Daddy!
What were they thinking?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Uh, they weren't!
It's easy! Here's the diagram...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
I just love that it's so precise!
Not a fun experience... saying for a friend.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Gotta be quicker, Ron!
How fast are you??
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Or a surprise castration!
Here I is girls!!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Let's face it, your body wouldn't bring three-fiddy!
How to not look like a drunk.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Better to do it with a real baby, it won't have that plastic look. At least not for the first few days!
I am one of them!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
I know how ya' feel, buddy!
When I die.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Just as amazing is that we are made of stardust to begin with!
I am a skeptic.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
"Skepticism is my nature,..."
So. Amazingly. Cool.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Okay, we have animal, the fox/dog one, & mineral, the sphinx/quartz one, so here's my vegetable..."Kumquats are very sexy lain beneath a zucchini plant dojo!"
Amazing.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Oh, ain't that the truth! Unless they want food or a lap, & they want it NOW!
It really does.....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
That guy in the green shirt better watch it or he'll lose that finger!
It really does.....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
You're right (as usual, damn you! LOL)
I feel his pain...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
& fuck his pain! He's a fuckin' Taliban! Fucking barbarians!
Procol Harum - Procol Harum [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
1.- Conquistador: 00:00 2.- She Wandered Through the Garden Fence: 02:42 3.- Something Following Me: 06:10 4.- Mabel: 09:52 5.- Cerdes (Outside the Gates Of): 11:48 6.- A Christmas Camel: 16:55 7.- Kaleidoscope: 21:50 8.- Salad Days (Are Here Again): 24:47 9.- Good Captain Clack: 28:32 10.- Repent Walpurgis: 30:03 11.- A Whiter Shade of Pale: 35:09 Bonus tracks: 12.- Goin' Down Slow (Live, 1969): 39:12 13.- Lime Street Blues: 47:00 14.- Homburg (mono): 49:53
Holy shit, this is good. Black Sabbath - War Pigs, live in Paris 1970 [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Excellent, Ozzie at the top of his game!
There's a snake in ma boot! Also Thteveth an ath.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Bravo!!! All gems! & Thteve is an ath!
Amazing what 8 people could do, back then (found this here: [whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com] )
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
This may help explain things... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnVHnfw_OH8
You say potato...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Training is key!
A frightening thought.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
That social contract can be broken at any time!
Damn the xtians values!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Be honest, you don't have any morals!
Wayment... what?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
Mom's a mean bitch!
No joke! The New York Times is actually hiring Dank Memsplainers.....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
You can get back in the newspaper business now!
Memes collected today
phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:
All good, the biker one is hilarious! The wagon one is clever as hell!
Vandal with a sense of humor.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2018:
Now artistic graffitti I can support!
Hmm..I've never eaten Dicks.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2018:
I never knew that was a requirement for eating pizza!
Phone sex.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2018:
LOL! Oh, good one, bro!
Her loss....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2018:
Where's the "No Girls Allowed" sign?
Not funny!!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2018:
Well, a little bit.
Lolcat Jeebus haz teh flavors.....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2018:
Even better than the cat one!
Cats and accordions.....who could ask for more?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2018:
Those are the oddest looking cats!!! & the kid don't look so good himself!
Stop playin facebook
phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2018:
Isn't that what they finally pulled out of the river?

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