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Must like paying child support
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
Ah, yes, the oldest contraceptive going, & the main reason for overpopulation!
Oh the jungle
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
Better hope that lion doesn't suffer from PE!
Little pervert
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
LMAO!!!
Noooo Snoop!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
Snoop may be stoned, but he's not stupid! He'd never do a Tide-Pod, unless you had hot sauce!
Jesus having his nails done
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
I wonder if she charges extra?
If you are reading this it's too late
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
Now for your pudding-pop!
And that helps?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
&, if I work at the VA, I'll then cut you off cold & tell you to take Tylenol & excercise & that if we find THC in your system your health-care could be jeopardized!
Put out the cigarette!!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
Gotta be some dank shit to get them wasted from just a sniff!
Scooby snacks?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
Scooby snacks!
Sea water works?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
Well, it sure won't be that silver-tongue of yours that does it!
Man bun?....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
Hickory-dickory-dick!
This group for sure
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
I can explain, it would just take a lo-o-o-ong ass time, & I'd probably have to kill you after!
So very true
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
& all the authors were misogynistic men who mostly herded goats in the Iron Ages & were really into genocide, so there's that!
No posting left un-pun. Hahaha.. I made you say un-pun! Lol
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
Sweaters for everyone!
Yep, sounds about right.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
All I would want to hear is, "The break-out is tonight!"
Hmmmm... getting wise to us.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
They never really were! Giving birth sort of puts a whole new spin on that, right there!
That's right, I said lockiness!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
That third time readies the 'self-destruct' mechanism!
That's not for me...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
Tho some of those yoga pants are very flattering!
Episode of Hoarders...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
But my home stores my stuff, so,...
Too real!...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
& he got all his gear at Banana Republic!
Yay! Summer!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
Are we having fun, yet? LOL
Any Pastafarians around on here?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
I think the concept is a hoot, tho I admit I don't get the pirate connection. Do like to use "R'amen" for comedic effect, or to piss off theists with no sense of humor!
One for the good guys NRA rips outdoor sports company for cutting ties: 'That certainly isn't ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
LMAO!
Anyone else love religiously based movies?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
Loved Dogma, but that was twisted, wouldn't really say religious!
[youtu.be] This is pretty fun. An actual Dr. Watches House MD
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
Funny & entertaining. Good to see this point of view, tho anyone knows tv is tv & doesn't take it too serious! Ok, unless it's the soaps!
Grammar lesson... 😁
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
4. Straight Up Aggressive Voice - "Where's my donut's, bi-atch!"
I want to thank everybody for the vote of confidence. We still have a way to go so let's get back ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
Okay, a pole worker or a poll worker. There is a BIG difference!!! (& I don't know if I want to see you in a thong!)
In case you couldn't tell, I despise Twilight.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:
I'm not a teenage girl, so it didn't do much for me, either.
Wanna date?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Yeah, but I don't think you're my type!
Having Fun With Astrology & Sex What are You?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Okay, so it was an extra long delivery, what can I tell ya'!
I don't remember field trips like this...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Well, mine were sorta 'extra-curricular!
Eager beaver's hilarious miscue
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
& you tell him that in bed?!?!
Jesus saves
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job." So, Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused, They did spreadsheets, They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail, They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded, They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated, how did he do it?" God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
It took me going to the original post to figure this out.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Because then she had food & wouldn't have to sell her ass on the street to get food! Duh!
Stone cold
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
I can't believe it's not Stonehenge!
You Know Who You Are...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Yeah, what this is saying is...LOL!
The only g appealing in this picture is the beer...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Folks, be understanding, it's been a long winter!
when someone recognizes you for an old meme...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
No, no, that was Eric!
My spirit bird...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Texans always were known for their sparkling personalities!
So groovy....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
I think I was about that young when I first tripped! Explains a lot, don't it!
All washed up. Poindimié, New Caledonia.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
No, it's what my ex sheds monthly!
Willing To Relocate?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
I have to add a caveat here. I am currently the major care-giver for my 89 yo Mother. I will not move until that situation changes. After that, I would be footloose in the right circumstances.
Okay. so I am still new to this atheist thing. How long does it take before I will no longer dread ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Why fear death? Do you fear the time before you were born? Live each day in the knowledge that your existence is a wondrous fluke & is yours to give meaning to & to enjoy to the fullest!
Just an observation. I am not sure I have ever been on any other site that posed questions about ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Tho I figure with the vast size of the Universe life has to exist elsewhere, as far as intelligent life, I sometimes question whether it esists here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkkjzmuEBbo
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi do.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Wilma!
9.5 hrs in. About 9.5 to go.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Just awesome! (to borrow a phrase from @Charlene, lol). You surely have to show us the finished work!
I received an interview offer today. Job might be alright. BUT...I went to the interviewer's FB ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Many keep work & personal separate, for moral as well as legal reasons. I'd say go for it & see what happens. Don't expect the worst, hope for the best!
Abby... Normal. Yes that's it, Abby Normal!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Don't be messin' w/ my girl!
Absolutely!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Now, say it with a straight face!
The second part is always the trickiest...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Nah, it'll come, & probably painfully!
More Trump..... Meathead.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
You give "Meathead" a bad name! Shit-for-brains is probably more accurate!
Nog up my sleeve... Presto!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
You always hurt the one you love/hate!
This may seem trivial to some but I'm really into this point system. It's my gauge on if I'm being ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
You will get there, I did! Just do what you do & have fun &, voila! You're there!
I don't drive, take lots of cabs. Most cabbies are immigrants from northern Africa or Middle East....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Great, heartwarming story!
Yeah, I know
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Or, throw a Russian flag over her face & fuck her for revenge? Or, better yet, start a "go Fund Me" for surgery!
photograph by skado
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Photograph of a piece of art or photo that you "textured"?
Trumpster...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Why? Good for her, but, who cares? It obviously doesn't take logic to be a tRump supporter!
Bi girls...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Or, both! Or, just plain crazy. We guys are weird, & a pain in the ass, no doubt, but for true emotional crazy, women win first place! Still, gotta love 'em! (Or they'll kill you in your sleep!)
Can't tell?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Oh, burn! & possibly the opening salvo in divorce proceedings!
I'm not a drinker. Js
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Of course, there's those stigmata there?
Japanese sex!!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Well, that's true, but I was trying to see if there was anything hidden phonetically. I couldn't find anything, so I just started making things up, & then it got really interesting!
Just an observation. I am not sure I have ever been on any other site that posed questions about ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Well, I live in AZ, so,...
Enjoy! Thank You Scientist- Mr Invisible [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Excellent! Haven't heard these guys before, thanks for the turn on!
If it weren't for the rocks, the brook wouldn't sing.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Or it would sing 'castrato'!
I have just the one, going through divorce while reeling from 911 I felt a phoenix was appropriate. ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Nice! I have an "Atheist Atom" on my right forearm. It's pictured here & in my profile. Check it out for an example if you'd like.
Hello, I live in Minneapolis. Look forward to chatting and maybe hopefully find like minded people ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Welcome! There is a Wisconsin group, which is a bit closer, but as far as I'm concerned you're welcome here! I'm in Phoenix, & even I just edge in! LOL
It's starting to work..
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Thank you, Clarence!
L'hotel - Michael Stipe [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnmjPr6X9go
You can't make me fact check a meme
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Actually, it's Saturday, even better!
Triple whammy
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Whew! Missed that by one!!!
Dammed if you do or don't
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Let's find out together!
Bingo!....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
BINGO!!!
English....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Yeah, I wish those people from England could speak English!
I'm getting the popcorn now...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Are you sure you want to be a member of the patriarchy?
Three brothers are at their widowed father's funeral. When the last will and testament was read ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Not the worst pun, but still a pun! LOL
Most definitely!!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
I'd lie!
Don't take offense!!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Tell 'em, Gomez!
What day is today?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Don't do both & then switch hands!
It has been brought to my attention that I'm not a good host. So we'll vote anonymous stay or go, ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
You're doing fine, you have my vote!
Laughed hard at this Amazon review.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Honestly, I'd do the same thing!
Kids today.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Gotta speak their language!
"So tell me, do you come here often?"
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
She's just got this glow...
Nature, you crazy sumbitch
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
LOL!
Ill drink to that
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
I did, & it sucked!
I made it!! God level!! Thanks for all your help!! Now I'll give you a break!! You guys rocked!!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Who's gonna get a t-shirt?
Multi-Colored Lady by Gregg Allman [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Great tune!
Missed again...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
If at first you don't succeed...
attention, we are gonna have a quiz.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Shoulda wrote it down yourself, you see that ya' just can't get good help!
Worst Police Dog Ever - Pluto in hot persuit [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
I would've been caught because I wouldn't have been able to stop laughing! Oh, they got a great training program!
(OK, one last time only bc I am tenacious & like clarity; sorry the last one got skewed as the ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Did the ending post on this one???
Words that if followed can make a real difference in the world
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Yep, sounds like Humanism to me, too!
So apparently it's the rapture tomorrow, I'll be sleeping post night shift so I'll probably miss it ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
If you miss this one, they'll come up with another! (& another, & another)
Just a little bit evil....evil light...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
R.i.p., a mini-R.I.P.!
Do what ya gotta...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Ah, a mood cleanse!
Yes please!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Please, please, please!
Time for your Rapture
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
To be released outside a Mega-Church right as they let out!
Me last couple days...😐
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
Since we have an "Insomniacs" group, you shouldn't feel alone!
Dag nabbit! What the what?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
I'll stick with "Fuck", less to remember & it just has a nice ring to it!
The Count Says
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
I didn't realize Sesame Street dealt with the concept of infinity!
Good Woman Wanted
phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:
They'll be just lining up for this guy!!!

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