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Zombie-Jesus
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
I really wish you would have! Would have avoided a world of shit!
Morning people...am I right?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
Friend sounds like he goes to bed at 8 o'clock & doses with Ambien!& probably has no imagination!
I often wonder this: [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
Wonder about it all the time!
Speaking of penis humor...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
Is the guy evacuating or sexually assaulting that ladder?
All in your head.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
Yes, yes it is!
Hmmph.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
Mmmm, seems familiar somehow.
Next!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
Or, May 1, when we're all workers! ...
What did one tampon say to the other? Nog. They were both stuck up bitches.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
On the other hand,..."Bloody hell!"
The speculation will one day end....FSM help us all!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
Of course, we already have a picture...
Okay, this is bad! lol
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
I think his Mom needs to be concerned, on a number of levels!
Cats
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
"Stranger in a Strange Land" anyone!!!
Get him Valhalla Cats....first day of Spring my ass!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
Of course, the little demons would have done that no matter what!
We're all individuals...well, I'm not.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
This way Eric can blame it on his "upbringing"!
Now he knows how the dog feels....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
I don't think Brian was "scratching" himself!
I liked it better in French....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
Pepe is on the prowl again!
CW: This penis looks like a Cheeto.....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
Well, then, he needs this...
Magical caffeinated unicorns .... Get shit done!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
6. If the twitches get too bad add bourbon & have more coffee...
Gentrification all over....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
Ah, she was right the first time!!!
For fans of Margo on the show "the Magicians" and GoT's Drogo. Both phrases have meaning to a ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
Here's something to go along with your first meme...(tho, in a way, emphatically says the 2nd also!)... Kill Bill Vol. 2 - Beatrix vs Elle fight scene FULL VERSION - HD... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTzpScvZiWo
Good morning, heathens!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
Is that a bulge in your leopard-skin or are you just happy to see me?!?
Stealing
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
When you have a grift that works, stick with it!
Recognizing
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
5. All those other heretics will burn eternally, but my group will dance the polka with god forever!
Hello??
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
Please deposit another 10 shekels for another 5 minutes, please!
I don't know who they are talking about.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
If that was the case, I think the whole household would feel the same way!
How can I miss you when you won't go away? [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
& then he can go this way... Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks I Scare Myself Original Recordings... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0h6FBbw8jY
How can I miss you when you won't go away? [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
This group has always been so much fun!
Souvenirs [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
You're the Girl I Love is such a great love song!
Souvenirs [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
Nice stuff!
The lengths some people will go to not admit the real problem
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
Theme song of Congress, "Bought by the NRA, I was bought by the NRA..."
Life cycle of the cicada
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
You just can't go wrong with "Pearls..." material!
It's the real g
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
I can still make a pipe out of it!
And my favorite meme
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
Always thought that "Sermon on the Mount" thing was a bit pussified!
"Hi, I'm a scientist!" -licks rock.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
I see you keep things clean!
Gunning for the Truly Tasteless Trophy. (If it's not a g,it should be)
phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:
They almost moved me!
Joan Armatrading, Joan Armatrading... [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Joan Armatrading - Walk Under Ladders /LP 1981 A&M . Album... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfvqZUfcpqI
Bad day and still don't gaf
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Thanks, @DangerDave, stole a few of those!
Well it's happened again, Maryland high school, fortunately no fatalities this time(gunman don't ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
I don't believe we are laughing much.
A river in Egypt....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
My little Normy Bates would never do that!
I didn't have the guts to ask him before....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
...said Paul Ryan!
Know the signs....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
I only check in about every other day.
How to keep your relationship fresh....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Ooooh, that'll set the mood!
All I know is that Soylent Green is people.....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Funny from top to bottom!
You say tomatoes....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Like clockwork!
Anaconda want gluten.....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Well, you weren't hung, there's that!
....this was supposed to be a dating site, right?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Well, sorta, if you completely trans from guy to gal you'll be constantly searching!
Here are some excellent ideas. None of them have anything to do with more guns. [npr.org]
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
I believe this approach ALSO needs to be taken, but some form of gun & mod control has to be implemented too.
Beginning in 2003, the National Rifle Association persuaded Congress to impose restrictions on how ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
But, the NRA is really all about gun safety! They say so themselves!
Arkansas Congressman Jay Dickey, who described himself as “the NRA’s point person in ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Can I have emotional sympathy for the fact that I really want to pistol whip him with one of his own guns!
The whole Crusty vs Chum Bucket meme is really about over simplifying complex ideas and creating ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
& check out the stupid "duck lips" on sad girl there!
Some people will believe anything!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Had to have been BigFEET!
Gonna have to try this demonic possesion thing...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
You mean that's NOT your excuse?!?!
Also try asking for their mother's phone number....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Is there a prize?
Trump appointments are such low hanging fruit but.....swat!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
That dweeb couldn't handle $5 a day Dramamine habit!
I'm gonna get ya
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
I personally like Lay's better!
Another public service....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
That was cruel, Eric!
Is that what they told you at rehab?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Let us know how that works out for ya'!
This is the meme that never ends....rolling in the deep.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Anymore linkin' of Lincolns & I'll quit thinkin'!!!
...or an ant for that matter.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
You'd have joined tRump's cabinet!
Me, with my younger co-workers....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Sixteen will get you twenty!
Haven't made a good fart joke in a while...give birth to a smile
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Hallelujah! The birth of Donald tRump!
The whole Crusty vs Chum Bucket meme is really about over simplifying complex ideas and creating ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
I'm guessing it's a Sponge Bob meme, but it is just a guess.
One for the religion is a joke exhibit.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Wish his Dad had used one!
About to go on a meme posting tear like a back pack trip acrosd Europe....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Yeah, still in Texas, the atheist's definition of purgatory!
Mrs browns boys the Mormons - YouTube
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
That is so damn good!
More FB gold.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Poor cat looks almost as sad as the idjit below!
Truth!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
That's been your excuse for the last month! & the same PJ's, too!
Or non-memers!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Even loved the TV show! So much better than that derivative "Munsters"!
The original ending to Star Wars. SafetyFirst
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Luke, the Force is dumb in you!
The search for new ice cream flavors has gotten out of hand!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
This reminded you of a previous appointment, eh?
They can't tell me what to do or how to be!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
& that's just before dinner!
Dog is a total douche....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Betcha her name is Gwyneth!
A daily struggle....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Trying to remember how you "labeled" it!
I hate being old....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
I'm surely peaking then!
What do you call a rabbit with V D? Peter Rottentail
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Or Pete at the local leather bar!
Pick up line
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Out of the mouths of rats!
Bee cup bra
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Boob-bees! LOL
I'm a gun owner and I approve this message
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Ooops! The NRA will now excommunicate you!!! You're not allowed to be rational!
Over my cold, dead body.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Ya' can't give an inch!
Well...they're going to eat Tide Pods anyhow..... this is for you @IAMGROOT
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
I love "Cyanide & Happiness"! I have some of their 'shorts' posted in the "Silly" category (along with a few "News to Me" from the same source!
Beware!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Kind of a harsh name for a little kitten!!!
Dogs rule ....crotch muppets drool.... --- posted for @IAMGROOT ;-)
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
As the old saying went, keep 'em in a barrel & feed 'em thru the bunghole 'til they're 18, then let 'em loose!
How did they keep a straight face?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Have to balance this out... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Eg-myT7PDE
A bit of a stretch
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Yep, that's the little demons, all right!
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Yes, yes it did! LOL
Sum Pun....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
That sums it up.
In a nutshell.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Yep, that's the story & I'm NOT stickin' to it!
Meanwhile at forest preserves.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Deer bog, what's going on!
Happens more than I care to admit.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
That's no fun! Act all furtive & see if anybody tries to stop you, act all guilty & belligerent & then magnanimously accept their apologies! Good times!
Do you blame me?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
A reward for a job well done!
Bob Ross... [youtube.com] "Trump hair"
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
& if he was painting the inside of tRump's head he could have used even less paint!
????
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Isn't progress, (& incompetence, greed & corruption), wunnerful???
Know it all women!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Soon to be in Trump's cabinet!
Nbd...it's all nbd...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Remember, you are a fluke of the Universe... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6ugTmCYMk
Closet pantheist be like...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Pantheism is pleasingly nebulous & satisfyingly "woo". Beats theism, but just by default.
Charlton, MA
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Be on the lookout for this, too!
Did someone say "tits and wine?"
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Pastafarians Unite! You have nothing to lose but your war on cholesterol!
Fix a Vag! lol
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
If they think it's for "hoes only" they are missing out on a large market share!
Today's atheists are bullies -- and they are doing their best to intimidate the rest of us into ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
LOL! There are enough strawmen in that article to take care of the whole mid-west! It would be even funnier if a lot of the FauxNews watchers didn't swallow everything without a thought. Such old, trite & discredited arguments interspersed with outright bullshit. Anything to sell a book!
Ladies, does size matter? (stolen from "cheesy jokes" & @noworry28)...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
Supposed to be @noworry28
Ladies does size really matters.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:
LOL! Stealing this for the Memes' group!

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