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Would you like to live simply?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Is it inappropriate to say I just want to get laid?
That's confidence
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
She's just asking for a strip-search!
Getting ready for the day.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Will you please stop bragging!!!
A New Definition of the Book
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
& it's a best seller!
Do You Remember When...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Used to spend a good portion of my Saturday mornings after getting paid there! That & bookstores!
Meanwhile somewhere in Miami’s McDonald.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
That's not a sundress, it's a moondress!
No really, they’re very confortable.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
See, I TOLD you I take a size 4!
Just a little something to chew on....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
LMAO! Can I get right in between those speakers?
Wot a plunker, Mexican Boxer Destroys American Fighter Wearing Trump Wall Shorts
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
The irony is palpable! Love it!
No argument there
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
You supply the bacon & I'll come over!
Pun 1 of the day...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Oh, no, #1, you mean there'll be more???
Let's just do it!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
You mean I'd have to hang with the rest of you nuts all the time??? Oh, I already do!! LOL
Gee thanks
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
And if they are a monopoly in your area, which is highly likely, you don't have much you can do about it! Does the phrase "short hairs" ring any bells!
Not just a flat after all
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Yeah, I don't think Fix-aFlat will help much!
Us old folks
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Test me! Go ahead!
The plunge through.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Don't pick your nose before you wash your hands!
This guy makes me feel normal
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Don't judge! He's saving his energy for when it's needed!
Psychotic 10
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Of course, even if I'm not thinking what you're thinking, I probably need professional help!
Stupid people
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Dunning-Kruger rears its head again!
The girls all get prettier at close time!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Girl's got some legs!
Damn flys...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
They are! Turn the whole world into shit!
Would be happy with that about now..
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
One of THOSE nights!
Seems legit....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
When do we get to the part about the "One Ring"?
You're welcome....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Words of wisdom, Sensei!
Normies ruin everything!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
I've said it before, & I'll likely say it again, joke 'em if they can't take a fuck!
I actually found this quite useful....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
& what's so freakin' funny is that it's actually quite accurate! Outstanding!
I wanted to take the test but I couldn't wait around that long.....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Sorry? I couldn't bother waiting to finish the meme!
Zuckerberg!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
I hear that's going around!
I hope it's Heat-Vision!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Anticipation can be a real bitch!
Finally...a gas station that cares.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
& we haven't even hit summer prices, yet! (Of course, most of the mid-west hasn't hit spring, yet!!!)
Elon Musk on Twitter is a must follow....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
LMAO!!!
I always compare it to licking an electrical socket....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
I'd get a new chemist if I were you!
A bit wordy...but the punchline is worth it.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Always the last place you look!
Not very effective birth control....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Spermacide! Where are you when we need you?!?
I don't believe in Gavin either....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Who is this 'Gavin' of whom you speak?
All hail satanchild
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
If the kid's Irish, just start with Guinness, he'll be there eventually anyhow!
Good morning memers....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Well, crack may not be quite as addictive, & does put you in questionable company at times, but so does this group!!! LOL
Admit it....we're all a bit kinky....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
I pick Door # Revenge! Or, Justice for 400, Alex!
Judge not lest.....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Do those thorns hurt much, Eric???
Yes....yes I could!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Which is a damn shame as we could & should be a great partner & example to the world. Not the cop, not the boss,...partner!
Perhaps if we made airplane noises?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Love it! What a great meme for this situation! Kudos!
Ah the joys of anxiety.....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Or, you get the ones so convinced of their beauty & specialness that are so obnoxious that even if they were cute their attitude uglies 'em right up! Perfect examples are most of the women on FauxNews!
Just don't go outside....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
This is almost as good as Obvious Plant!
Boing........
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Well, I've "twanged it" a few times in my life, & it has never made that sound that I know of! Now, I may have at some point in the proceedings, but not my boner!
Kitty is feeling frisky
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Is the whip really needed???
Your partner. You could talk to your partner
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Really, @Rudy1962, this isn't the best ad for atheism I can imagine! As you said, love the one your with, dammit! (I paraphrased)
Write Something
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
What a sweet talker! & can you believe it, still single!
Sorry, I'm all tied up
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Content Warning: there was this old pro, she'd been peddling it on the streets for years. This John walks up to her & says, "I'll go a round with you if you're really tight!" She responds, "Come back to my room & I'll show you!" In her room, she says, "Go ahead, stick in your finger." He does & wiggles it all around & goes, "We-e-e-ell,..." She says, "Wait, put in two fingers!" He does this & still has ample room to move. She goes, "Now, now, stick in your whole hand!" This he does, but he can still flop it around. She knows he's not convinced by this so she says, "Stick in your other hand!" He does this & she says, "Now, clap!" He tries & can't do it, & tells her so. She states proudly, "See! I told you I was tight!"
Nice try, cowboy
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Doesn't take a compliment well, does she?
Well what did you think would happen?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
I might plant myself in that field for a while! Supine & very shallow!
If you can't be handsome, have a big old cow tongue
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Hung like a mouse but the tongue of a steer!
Praise Jebus
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
I'll cometh in the name of Cthulhu if it gets me laid!
We need to do our part
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
I'll leave the riding a cowboy to the ladies here, but as to that beaver eating...
Gives the drink an extra flavor
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Subtle hints of pepper & ass,...
That Universe....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Life IS sorta like that, but that's just our perspective. The Universe could give a shit! We're mites on a dustball planet in an insignificant corner of an average galaxy in a vast Cosmos. The idea that we mean anymore to the Universe than what we make for ourselves is ludicrous & laughable!
Old news, but in case people need to be reminded, keep being a lazy ass if you want to extend your ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Doctor's orders, boss! Wake me Tuesday!
This is probably true
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
You also can say goodbye to the grocery/liquor store, your home, your car, etc., so, as good as that sounds,...
Sounds like a sweet gig to me!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Yeah, but to give the guy some credit, the rest of the time was spent kissing up to corporate donors, so he still wasn't home!
Can we do more than argue and get nowhere if we don't agree on what our words mean? My lingo ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Well, if she thinks so,... Actually, a definition of terms is essential for understanding & progressing. Otherwise you're just talking past each other & no progrees CAN be made, because one wouldn't even be able to agree on what progress was!
Gawd you guys! I was sad when I came here to cheer up. Now I'm ready to jump off my oven!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Is it a very tall oven?
I just found out my best friend from college killed himself three months ago. His widow called ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Bro, we're here for you. I'm sorry for your loss & the pain it brings you. Be strong!
Mining fb for memes.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Okay, then...
Opps wrong plumbing..
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
I don't think it was the plumbing that was the problem!
Decisions decisions... oh that's easy.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Ought to be another shelf for "Get Unfucked!"
& then I let it all hang out in memes..
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
We care, dear! Well, a little, anyway..
Shit just got real...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
What if she was always that way?
I can't help but laugh at this.... [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:
Then you'll love this! (Sorry for the quality) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtdsa8WX19g
A goodnight kitty. My niece's kitty "Ron Weasley". He's more ginger then he looks here. lol
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
With that name, he would have to be!
Rare Photo - Never Seen Before
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
LOL!!!
This dark enough for you?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Edit: "MOST stories..."
More dark dankness
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
It's all because of those damn legos! (& the death star!)
Just because
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Dang girl! Friday night alone is a real bitch, I know! I did some Friday night memes, too, but I wasn't near dark enough, I guess!
Shouldn't churches pay?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Why not? They don't pay taxes!
When neither you nor your tattoo artist have ever driven a stick
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Now, Drive!
Psycho on a leash
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
& a very tenuous leash at that!
Where do you stand on gay sex, senator?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Did they just make a date???
I'm a mailman and I rescued this tiny two week old last summer from a hole she could not get out of....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Turned into such a beauty!
Hey Why no jokes about j man? Q:What’s different between real Jesus and picture of Jesus? ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Posted this in "Memes..." earlier today!!! LOL
Dozens of zombies are approaching you — what’s your best weapon? I’ll add answers after few...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Speed!
Got a new bass, and taking lessons. My instructor recommended this song for me: Queens Of The ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
I learned to "Sunshine of Your Love"!!!
Who wore it better?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Trick question! It's the same photo!!!
Where would you send him?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
I'd like another look at Pluto!
Hi everyone, just a thought for you to consider. When you are "sweating" it out at AEST 2am. I'm at ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Thanks, bro, but I'll stick with beer!
So thats what its called
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
& she is an auriferous excavator!
Cure for Constipation
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Down the crack & down the crack! Fertilizes the fields in the valley!
Friday Night on the Enterprise
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Used to love playing D&D!
Christian vs. Mormon Values
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Pick your brand of crazy!
If Exorcism were real
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
& a particular twitter user!!!
Birth Control [telegraph.co.uk]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Not sure what I'm looking at.
They can barely stand each other.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
I can tell!
If I had a car This would be happening to me
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Guess I'll have to post this again! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbebjUYItKw
Private pile !!!!!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Anyone who has ever been through boot knows this very well!
Help end homelessness. Adopt a kittay!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
I have 3 inside & 4-6 outside. Sorry, the inn is full!
Political memes
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Great series @Rudy1962! Make sure to put them on "Trump Pinata", too!
Meanwhile ....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
He didn't say to spit!
I think I always knew.....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Yes, in the form of beer!
This is Elmo's house....biatch!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
He must have tickled him!
Common sense people...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Ambulance, maybe, but I don't see you listing "police" in almost any circumstance you'd run into!
Millennial life skills....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Great for collecting cat litter & then flinging it at passing cars!
Just because it's new, doesn't make it better....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Animism over mineralism, it's that age-old argument, just wait until the veganists get involved! Few kumquats are very sexy lain beneath a zucchini plant's dojo.

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