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Anticipation let down
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
I would want a discount! Though the advertising isn't false!
Itchy scratchy
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Little Billy's kinda kinky!
Those that get it Venn diagram...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
"Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, Here I am, Stuck in the middle.."
Who knows what the side effects would end up looking like
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Believe us, it's best for both of us!
Myths on Vacation. Jesus walked out of the frame before I could snap the photo.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Is Bigfoot waving or giving us the finger?
Here's one for the current influx of people on this site looking to have their decision to cheat on ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
BTW, ladies, I really am single (ok, maybe with good reason, but that's for another thread), I have real photos on my profile, I've never claimed to be rich but I do have a very old wealthy uncle (in my dreams), I do have a sense of humor (twisted tho it may be), I don't cheat, even at solitaire (if anyone is looking), my hygiene is usually acceptable (if outdoors & not downwind), I don't eat much, tho I drink a tot (or 2 or 3 or...). So, I'll start the bidding at...
The Last Supper.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
No, it's the Last Supper!
Little Mermaid.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Well, he asked! LOL!!
Worth a shot....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Has Obvious Plant ever lied to us?!?!
....vote for the Goodest Boy!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
He's got the face for politics! & the tongue, to lap up all the campaign contributions!
Are you about a size 14?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Except for the age I thought this was your profile!
...or Quaker Oats.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
That's not a cat! It's the Lorax!!!
The joys of adulting...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Oh, no! The queen is sad! Now it will rain all over the world!
I'd like to crack her open and dip her in butter....if you know what I mean?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Delicious & stupid! My perfect date!
Pirating minds would like to know...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Sorry, they won't throw them 'til they're dead, & now we have to go from a pirate pun to dead prostitute jokes. Totally different thing!
I don't answer the phone when I'm not having ....which is usually.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Well, I do usually have one hand free!
Ahhh.. hmmm...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Sorry, but that is so true so often!
I want this to go with my Carbon Han Solo Fridge.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
I love that fridge! (this is cool, too) Bet that sucker would be pricey as hell, tho!
Hmmmm... what does that mean?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
This will tell you why! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk
Decisions, decisions...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
I'll go for the burritos. Bikinis don't flatter my figure at all!
Yum yum dum dum
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Who knows, it may come to that.
I'll show you scary...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
LMFAO! Next level for sure!
I thought natural selection was exhausted....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
& wake up nice & ...dead! Another red-neck Darwin Award winner!
It must be made out of plastic.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Does not compute, does not compute...
He's got a point.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Guess who gets nothing but dry food tonight for dinner, smart-ass!
Springtime for May and Trump as well, Winter for Syria and Lebanon.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
& possibly heading into Nuclear Winter for us all!
Time to vote all these treasonous Fascists out of Office as soon as possible! Trump and the ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Knew it was coming. It's been brewing for some time & the tax cuts just sealed the deal.
I do hope, it's Friday
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
If you make it, it will buzz!
Lucky break ?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Now, honey, you just sit there while I go for gas, I'll be right back...
Joe Cocker's Greatest Hits... [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
The Best of Joe Cocker - 1992 album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eByMZJ9ueA=PLben5PeBpo9JVBmiG6OdyRPpo5KSWvRJR
Hey! It's Friday the 13th, I'm going to try my luck repairing this old toaster while I'm taking a ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Will that keep the body warm longer? Asking for a friend.
Robo Jizz .....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
coulda worked with Terminator 2, also!
Robo Jizz .....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
LMAO!
Zuckers!!!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
& everything else about you, too!
Wanna ?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Exactly! I like to play!
They say romance is dead. More in disrepair.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Let him go! Save yourself!
Friday the 13th - also I have 2 black cats.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Sorry, but I don't see that as bad luck at all! I'm gonna get under that ladder & the hell with the cat! (I will, however, make sure the glass is out of the way, I'm not [too] foolish)
Poor Mark....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Ask Eric, he knows!
Customer service?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
LMAO! @idlopalev has got to see this!
Snooze !!!!!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
& if the Jewelry store gets robbed he can honestly say he didn't see a thing!
Yup. That's me.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
That is a really unsettling design for those!
Good brownies
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Okay, maybe just 1 more!
Don't lose your teeth
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Dentist, nah, I can get this pesky molar out on my own!
No spring this year.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
It's not the being overweight or out of shape, it's that no one has a fuckin' mirror???
Get's yours today y'all!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
I just need that Armor of Righteousness!
Sounds about right.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Tryin' to ruin my fun, now!!!
Or is the man's toe crying?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
That made both my eyes & my head hurt!
....maybe tomorrow.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Accidently trip in front of a speeding bus, fall asleep on the train tracks, ingest Drano by 'mistake', ...
Kids do try this at home....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Better fun prank: Put monopoly money in the envelope & leave off the stamp, & then send it to him!
I'm betting on the Blue Elephant...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Hilarious!!! Good one, Eric!
Zuckerberg....also Philip K. Dick reference.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
But,...
It's magic!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Such a rare undiscovered talent! Kudos! Bravo! Bravissimo!
If I had a dollar for everytime I boiled bong water....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Okay, I'll bite, $20 (& no, I ain't sayin' what I added up), so,...???
The Eyes are the First to go
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
She knows perfectly well what she's doing!
Who said life was fair?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
I did love the Twilight Zone!
Opossum post for the day...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Not you, too!!!
Strange Rules
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
It's all about that blood, 'bout that blood,...
Scary Pharmacist
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
So freakin' true, & will just get worse!
Happy Friday the 13th!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Geez, bro! I posted that half an hour ago! & least let it settle before you repost!!! LOL
True love is ....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
So happy you found someone!
Netflix and Chill? noooooo...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
One track mind!
Jason going fishing?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
I think I hooked me a whopper, Pa!
Jason's new shoes.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Hah! LOL
DEERFIELD BEACH, Fla. -- A chemistry teacher at the Florida school where 17 people were shot to ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
http://www.azfamily.com/story/36488172/chandler-pd-off-duty-officer-leaves-loaded-gun-in-library-bathroom https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-teacher-left-gun-in-bathroom-elementary-kids-found-it/ http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/02/06/massachusetts-officer-suspended-after-leaving-gun-in-courthouse-bathroom.html https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-breaking/2017/11/20/prescott-police-chiefs-gun-missing-after-he-left-library-bathroom/882646001/ http://ktar.com/story/1761736/off-duty-phoenix-police-officer-leaves-gun-high-school-bathroom/ http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2016/09/13/cops-teacher-left-gun-in-bathroom-elementary-kids-found-it/ https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/09/15/teacher-resigns-after-elementary-students-find-her-loaded-pistol-in-schools-bathroom-pa-cops-say/?noredirect=on=.1b1a06e318fe And the list goes on!! (& on, & on...)
Humanist Heroes - YouTube
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Excellent! & thanks for the turn on to the site!
Shelley Segal Saved - YouTube
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
This song has been used as the intro/theme for "The Atheist Experience" quite a bit! Great tune!
The Atheist Anthem - A Song for Atheism - YouTube
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Not freakin' bad! It's got a good beat, I can dance to it! LOL
Here's one for the current influx of people on this site looking to have their decision to cheat on ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Should Jason Bateman be on that first one? I've always liked him. Do I get another bubble burst?
Here's one for the current influx of people on this site looking to have their decision to cheat on ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Oh, please tell me that's not a real thing! That is just so sad, but I guess I shouldn't have expected any different, even from atheists!!! Still, I'm disappointed.
True that.. you tell em Jim.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Like that Satanic RockRoller music!
Another one bites the dust
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
My favorite is "Well That's Over", but "Grandma Had Secrets" & "Did He Always Have That There" aren't bad either!
Little sarcasm this morn and I like this kitty..
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
& it still amuses me no end that even many modern buildings skip the 13th floor & go from 12 to 14. Absolutely idiotic!
I'm really looking forward to theWorld Cup... I'm positive we will go to the end.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
That's that golfing competition, right?
I hope he likes the taste of angels
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Then you'll love the end of this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GjCRWeG_AQ
Ask an atheist!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
We're just agreeable folks!
It's OK to be stupid, but people should really draw the line somewhere
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
I think they've shown that! Kimmell did a bit on his show where he purchased a bunch of merch from the on-line "tRump Store", virtually everything was made overseas, if not China! Yeah, Orange One, America First, douche!
That's the truth!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Back when "Peanuts" was an underground comic!
Thank goodness there's an option.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
It's a progression!
Oldie but a goody
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Even worse when he sees me with the stethoscope over by his safe!
I knew there was a word
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
A population of assholes is called an environmental disaster!
Yah. Probably would be best
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Is she from Thailand?
Right? Hue hue
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Well, that's confusing!
What is the point for people sagging their pants down to their knees?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwhl4IrPNc
Rama lama ding don
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
I miss this strip!
I'm reposting this. I posted it under the politics category a few days ago. It's an article on ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
Got a 4 OH 4!
Even when it's not Tuesday?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
At least wait a day before you steal my posts!!! LOL
By popular demand, The Doug's Darkworld Guide to Not Surviving a Nuclear Attack: [patreon.com]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:
I'm of two minds on this. I do live in Phoenix, tho, so while I'm sure North Korea doesn't even know it exists, I'm sure Russia & China do, so if there is to be nuclear war, let's hope for a full out-and-out Armeggedon style party!
Cheezus, I'm just a gospel lovin Atheist! [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:
As with most 'religious' music, classical pieces included, I focus on the music & the voice & sort of cancel out the lyrics.
Who else is owned by a House Panther?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:
Mines a tuxedo, not quite the same effect!
There is a event in Columbus on April 21 called Community Commitment Conversation. I will be one of ...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:
Hopefully, it's recorded. If so, send link!
Are they technically arachnids?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:
Is that supposed to be "bite me" or "fite me"? "lite me"???
Take that NSA!...
phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:
That's okay, Eric, the less I know about your haunted old cooter the better for my sanity & digestion!
Poor Fred..... jinkies!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:
Well, there's always WTF!
Is it really legal for employers to discriminate like this?
phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:
Wonder if the ACLU or even the FFRF would help out?
If Paul Ryan's retirement was a fart joke....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:
Both are too accurate to be funny!
My new dating profile....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:
Sounds like a full life, why bother dating?
TBT bathroom humor...with a fancy twist.
phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:
Does cursive count?
That's no pussy... That's a survivor!
phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:
& hunger, great insatiable hunger!
Want!......
phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:
That would be so damn cool (no pun intended)!
When typos strike....
phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:
But he was making such progress!

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