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Just like Whitney.....these jokes don't get old....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Richard Pryor right up there with her!!
Content warning: contains poorly drawn stick figures.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
I am a pervert, I see two stick figures doing the hokey pokey!
Morning haiku.....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Well, it's really fairly obvious. You look like your dad!
Meep meep!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Somebody either watches too much, or not enough, TV!
Purebred cats can be assholes too.....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Oh, snap! Great comeback there!
Happy Monday, Memers....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Keep that coffee flowin'!
Women's Day
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
You see! If they would have listened to Ripley we wouldn't have gotten any more movies!
Reverse the genders and this is my life in a nutshell. I need to work on my people skills.....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Or, that could be Eric talking memes!
Sigh..... :-|
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
That cat isn't sad! It's got a ball, & all is right with the world! I claim "Fake News"!!!
Good advice?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Spiders are strange but really interesting. I let a few stay in the corners, try to get others out alive & try to keep the size of the black widows around down by continually destroying the webs. I wouldn't even do that so much but I have feral cats living in the backyard & I don't want them bitten, so its a balance. Flies, on the other hand, I give a chance to leave the house, if they do not take me up on my offer I get great target practice.
Yep, sure....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
That about says it all!
Gotta match?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Yes, keep them in a cool dry place.
I'm breaking up with you!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Have to be careful of those abusive relationships!
Also, due to circumstances beyond my stupidity, Science Fictionisms, 6, is on the "Seriously, ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
So, I think that will do it for me tonight! I have seen the light! (Or at least the bottom of my stein!) 'Night, all!
Seriously, folks,...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Science Fictionisms, 6... "Marta's First Law of the Universe: Crap accumulates in geometric proportion to crap cleared away. Marta's Second Law of the Universe: The more things an item is designed to do, the less likely it is to do any of them very well." Marta Randall "The only winner of the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky." David Gerrold "Listening is not the same as talking." Isaac Asimov "Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, etcetera, ad nauseum, keep her from drowning them at birth." Robert A. Heinlein "Life isn't easy. But then, if it was, everybody would be doing it." Harlan Ellison "There are two corollaries to Murphy's Law ('If anything can go wrong, it will.') 1. It already has, they just haven't told you. 2. They lie a lot." Elizabeth A. Lynn
[relatably.com]
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
Dang, that's a big caterpillar!
How reliable is the study of history?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
This is simplistic, but it may be helpful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIdMgO-tfyE
This is why I do not buy anything online.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:
caveat emptor for sure!
I love this song. I like to expose my son to all different kinds of music. Do you have any favorite ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
I'll stop now or I won't be able to!
I love this song. I like to expose my son to all different kinds of music. Do you have any favorite ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
& even... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc5RMYvXOhA
I love this song. I like to expose my son to all different kinds of music. Do you have any favorite ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
a different direction... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHdU5sHigYQ
I love this song. I like to expose my son to all different kinds of music. Do you have any favorite ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
or... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMFIejZgJSM
I love this song. I like to expose my son to all different kinds of music. Do you have any favorite ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
and... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zRwze8_SGk
I love this song. I like to expose my son to all different kinds of music. Do you have any favorite ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
well, two come to mind... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYxoAJ3Boyc
Pillsbury Dough Boy?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Or he saw a very fetching muffin!!!
When the cats start dancing it's time to go home
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Notice who's the better dancers!!!
Awwww!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Head 'em off at the pass & plead for forgiveness. What every boyfriend learns!
Fun!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Anymore it's necessity!
Trying to watch TV...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
"You know that blinking tube is not near as interesting as I am!"
On a more personal level : [patreon.com]
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
I actually have some doubts even about general anesthesia, i think that even if the person isn't conciously aware of the pain, that the sub-concious/body still is & that it leaves its mark. But, that said, I agree it is painful to admit mistakes, but is the mark of a growing rational person, & more power to you!
Actual photo of the morning I became a born again atheist.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
It's the other way 'round! I consider us the 'gators, & them (theists) the peeps! Or at least the sheep!
Give you three guesses why I put Adelle here.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
I sense a theme! Also, maybe instead of Adelle, it should have been Todd Rundgren!
Yup this
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Needs to be posted in the "gun control" group, too!
More poor taste
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
When you see a woman in the grocery & ask, "When are you due?" & get that very, very cold. "I'm not pregnant!"
Sing it!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
My Tesla ran off with an Uber!
Another do it yourself tip
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Or, redneck birth control!
My Virgo self has some serious catching up to do
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
& some will take this seriously!
Must.post.more.memes.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
How soon to Level 10?!? LOL
[youtu.be] This morninngs song
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
great tune!
[OFFICIAL VIDEO] Imagine - Pentatonix - YouTube
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Excellent! Thanks, @BeeHappy!
Which movie is this from?
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
A Princess Bride meme, love it!
Religion of luv
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Is this from the JW workbook??? Or, maybe the Mormons?
Trump lies??? I'm shocked!!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Good one, but posted yesterday!!! I know, it's real hard to keep up with the flood on this site!
If I don't get a car customer in the next 28 minutes ... This will be me.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Except that I wish you a sale, I also wish you a happy hour!
People just don't get that memes are life!... although whoever made this meme didn't put too much of...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
You're looking for font quality?!?
Not even Ritz... Like the cheap dollar store brand.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Now I can't get the Chevy Chase/Richard Pryor SNL "job interview" out of my mind!
Sometimes I like to share poetry cuz I got like a sensitive side and shit....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
LMAO! I've heard this one before, do you know what it's from?
An Ozzy Osborne Cat Meme... because I'm trying to get up enough points to get to level eight.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
A different version... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IZlc3FtWUE
For God so loved the turtle....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Turtles all the way down!
Apparently we have more power than we thought.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Glad you posted this here. I posted it in the "gun control" group but it's definitely worth spreading!
What doesn't belong? Trick question, no real difference!!!...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Also, just goes to show that even some atheists can be assholes!
LMAO.. let me count the ways..
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Looks fine to me! But, then I realize I'm looking in the mirror!
MIXED DOG BREEDS Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport. Spitz + ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
This is great! Thanks!
When someone starts quoting Ayn Rand... I usually quote Dr. Seuss back at them because I want to be ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Good one, Eric! I did enjoy "Atlas Shrugged" as a novel when I was 14 or so, but even then picked it apart. I found much more emotional depth in LOTR & it made better movies!
Yuge Xtian
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
& the evangelicals give him a "mulligan"! Hypocrites!
Damn!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
So am I!!! (was the top one supposed to play?)
Definition of love (L)
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Now, now. Remember, it was Satan that hid them bones!
The weather report is predicting snow... In Virginia ... in March!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Yeah, I know how you feel. We're actually getting a bit of rain this morning in Phoenix & it won't quite make it to 80 this afternoon. Just brutal! (snicker)
I think it's like Mother's Day in the UK or something.....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Gotta look at this one for a second!
Hopefully there is a missing C in this ... otherwise they'll never get my order right.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
At least they're honest!
Holistic Army is... Holistic.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Be all that you can be!
PSA: if you have a date with anyone on this list..... Use protection, lots of it!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
I believe that list is fairly incomplete!
Speaking of recruiting posters..... I ran across this little gem from the past.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
How the hell did this Commie propaganda slip by the censors!
What great novels will be written about these times. (bah)
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
I pull for a porn star almost every night!!!
I didn't notice this one here yet.....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
It puts the clocks ahead an hour or gets the hose!
Correction Einstein!: Science without ETHICS is blind/lame. Try to choose your words a bit more ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
This is the one quote by Einstein I never really got, (not talking about his math here, didn't get any of that), he was usually so lucid in his statements. I get he was a sorta Spinoza deist/pantheist, but still...
I will not kill you <- very important knowledge
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
...because I'm not a theist!
No seriously god, please don't.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Wax on, wax off!
NOPE.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Spare the rod, spoil the child???
We have to go back!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Still waiting for my flying car!!!!
Don't go shopping with the wife.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Honesty is not always the best policy!
Science and Religion debate OVER!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2018:
Hooray Ben Franklin!?!
Another busy night at all the British henge sites as staff work all night to move the stones forward...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
Love it!!
Uh Oh!
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
Like we didn't know that!
And when I hear that word, I quickly evaluate what I said and change it immediately! ;-)
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
& if you have any sense...
Be honest, how many of you have done this? I'm guilty of it. The last time was yesterday on the ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
All the time!
He hasn't been found yet...he's good, real good.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
Wait! Didn't I see him on "Duck Dynasty"?!?
Very true in many public bathrooms. Sometimes I'll just skip it and hope I can make it home! :-)
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
I just figure my chlamydia is stronger than theirs!
Such a true, sad statement...<sigh>
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
You'll be fine. I hear Trump is thinking about re-instating debtors prisons!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
Classic Catholic humor! Had to have been written by an Irishman originally!
When my Catholic Friends start asking me if there's any "there," there.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
I'm not particularly impressed with his, either!
... And if that doesn't work there's always drinking a lot, becoming a social leper, and Netflix.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
God! Isn't that why we all became atheists?!?
I mean what is the fucking point behind neck ties anyway? Seriously the most useless fashion ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
That looks good on you!
It's been at least a couple hours since the last masturbation meme.....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
Now we know what get's Eric off! Well, little dolls (sorry, action figures!!!) & peanut butter!
There goes the neighbourhood
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
That & use your chainsaw to mow the lawn!
If this actually Sparks a conversation in the comments I will be so disappointed... I mean I'll ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
I'm keeping my nose out of this one!
Putting the sin... In Sinatra.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
Fly with me or sleep with the fishes!
The GOP is now marketing to children.....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
Can't be Mitch, it would be a turtle!
An Ozzy Osborne Cat Meme... because I'm trying to get up enough points to get to level eight.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
Watch out, folks! Eric's loose!!!
... Or benzodiazepine or Molly or whatever the kids are into nowadays.
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
I'm an old-fashioned kinda guy, I use alcohol!
Trump's clock...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
I wonder about Pinnochio's clock when he's with a woman??? (Tell a lie, tell the truth, tell a lie, tell the truth, tell a lie, a lie, a lie,....)
Hammer Time, Asteroid Killer... [space.com]
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
One of the best "disaster" novels I ever read was by two great Science fiction authors, Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle, "Lucifer's Hammer". Excellent, detailed & great characters along with a great "disaster" scenario & aftermath. Highly recommended!
Cleanest City...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
Good video, too little info comes from outside our borders, we are very isolated no matter how sophisticated Yanks think they are.
Know Thyself (Romans 12:3-8) "How canst thine partner pleaseth thou, when thouest knows not how to ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
Sometimes chafed, never guilty!
Incredible Nature - it makes Since Fiction seem dull.. This is the caterpillar of the Saturniidae ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
No it isn't! That's Bowie in his "Aladdin Sane" phase!
A cruise ship wrecks out in the middle of the ocean and sinks. The only survivors are a man, a dog ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
At least he's not a fowl f***er!
CW: Meme Contains Truth Bomb....
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
The price of 'fame'!
Instructions for dst
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
That is actually fairly accurate!
As I explain to every new Tales' Treasure, model or act lead... [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
There are a lot of videos out there on this, here's one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1wREUcgYgQ
Gonna start here. Would you like to share your Initial impressions as a walkup to the book ...
phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:
Absolute classic! Loved it & laughed from the first!

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