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Somebody help me please!! I don't know what to do now!!!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
Be ready to pay the Initiation Fee! I'm the treasurer, so you can wire the funds directly to me at...
Dear Pessimists and Optimists...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
Optimist, pessimist, pragmatist!
You guys write a caption for this one.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
Does she look like this in front???
Couldn't he wait!?
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
At least he ought to last a bit longer during the honeymoon, now!
Science joke.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
Hey, I don't care what everybody else thinks! I like nerdy/science joke/puns!
Nun too surprised either
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there was an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books crying. He asks what's wrong. "The word is celebrate not celibate," says the old monk with tears in his eyes.
Information overload?
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
So, a new pick-up line?
Choose your own caption contest .... Let's hear what you guys and gals can come up with for this ...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
"Hurry home, honey. Dinner is hot!"
Bad ass chick
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
Yep, always get those folk that want to brag that they come from royalty or conquerors, but can't seem to hold down a job!
I would do that.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
Whom do you think takes all his dictation & whom he chases around the desk?
It would be interesting.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
I'll just sit back & wait for some of the women in the Group to respond! LOL!
I think I might check in.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
Can I substitute 'shrooms?
Whos a bad dog
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
Damn dog listens to too much Metal & reads Existential philosophers! Need to train him to be more like this dog...
Let technology lead the way...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
Yes, I did, & it said , "Buy, buy, buy!"
Some truths are so powerful and self-evident that they just bitch slap us, then bend us over a ...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
We have always been our own worst enemies, & more & more we are the planet's worst enemies, too!
Major pre surgery nerves. Trying to quell them. It's my life - Bon Jovi [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
You will be fine, @KKGator said so!
What the hell, we only get 5 a day, so I might as well run mine out now! This is also an original.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
Actually, that's not true (the "five-a-day"). Sometimes the system allows only 5 photos/memes on one post, but the Group has no set limit, per day. I recommend spacing them out over multiple days, even if you have a bunch, just to avoid the burnout factor & to introduce yourself, but doing more than five won't put you in meme jail!
Another original
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
You're on a roll! "mistake" should probably be plural, tho. I know it would be in my case!
This is an original.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
& theirs!
This is an original.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
Just two?
There's always one honest one!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
Well, it depends...do you ...???
Never fails..
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
Dang, go back to cows, Ron!
For the drinkers again
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
& the other half, 100% desired!
Surely you jest
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
Gotta be a pic from the '80's when all the girls had that haircut!
I need this.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
Sorry, all out. None to give today!
Although Bill tries!!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
But, Ron, I realize you have feelings...for your milking machine!
This we know
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
Another tRump appointed train wreck!
It works for me!!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
Well, you are supposed to repeat every two hours as needed...now, it's only been 45 minutes, but I think...
Canned Heat. Let's work together. [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
Good choice! Up-tempo & up-beat blues!
Just for laughs! LOL!!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
Love 'em!
That's a good idea
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
Isn't it already?!?
Always the truth
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
The coffee wore off!
Where would I be without my buds?
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
A mental asylum or prison come to mind!
I hate public transit.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
Didn't happen to be in Thailand, did you?
I have to learn to finish my research before I start preping for a new gig.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
I bet that was something to see...
I LOVE the attitude!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47y5bo8wtqM
I posted this in another group, but it’s worth posting again.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
Not only Chickenshit, but a Chickenhawk! In March 1967, shortly before the expiration of his educational draft deferment upon graduation from law school, McConnell enlisted in the U.S. Army Reserve as a private at Louisville, Kentucky.[13] This was a coveted position because the Reserve units were mostly kept out of combat during the Vietnam War.[13][14] McConnell's first day of training at Fort Knox was July 9, 1967--two days after taking the bar exam--and his last day was August 15, 1967.[10][13] Shortly after his arrival, McConnell was diagnosed with optic neuritis and was deemed medically unfit for military service as a result.[13][15] After just five weeks at Fort Knox, he was honorably discharged.[13] McConnell's brief time in service has repeatedly been put at issue by his political opponents during his electoral campaigns.[13][15] Although McConnell has allowed reporters to examine parts of his military record and take notes, he has refused to allow copies to be made or to disclose his entire record, despite calls by his opponents to do so.[13] McConnell's time in service has also been the subject of criticism because his discharge was accelerated after his father placed a call to Senator John Sherman Cooper, who then sent a wire to the commanding general at Fort Knox on August 10, advising that "Mitchell [is] anxious to clear post in order to enroll in NYU."[13][14] He was allowed to leave post just five days later, though McConnell maintains that no one helped him with his enlistment into or discharge from the reserves.[13][14] According to McConnell, he struggled through the exercises at basic training, and was sent to a doctor for a physical examination, which revealed McConnell's optic neuritis.[10] McConnell did not attend NYU
Be the reason! Lol
phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:
I attempt to elicit smiles, I doubt I'm getting too many panties wet (tho I really want to!), but I'm damned sure I can drive someone to drink if I put my mind to it!
A couple of Yoda memes
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
This one is deep...
It’s a matter of pride
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Me tough!
If you had to give up one for life....
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Ok, then, I'll just start counting at two!
Doesn't sound good
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
That you will!
That explains it
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
IT wasn't funny!
Looking good
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1qsY-OyHTQ
Breaking cheesy with me me mes
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Rudy, are you off your meds again?
seems to be the story of Facebook
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Yeah, chemtrails to vaccines, crystals to Venusians. A conspiracy here & a villain there.
Hmm...let me think...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
"A Million Gallons of Fun"!!! LMAO!
Weirdness.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Obvious Plant, like The Onion is doing shorthand!
Sometimes it's like that.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
& you'll be right back in there ASAP!
And she did anyway.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Your boyfriend should be more accommodating of you!
We need more shits and giggles in the world.. well more giggles for sure.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
I giggle when I cum, does that count?
That about covers it.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Here's another...
Dogs. Amiright?
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
So true! The cats just do the eat & puke, & then let it lie there! I sure don't want it!
This is in honor of @MichelleGar1 for her epic level up!!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
You are one strange guy, Ron! & we wouldn't have it any other way!
Happens every time! Lol
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Screw the emotions! No, wait, I mean I want to screw, you can hold the emotions! Yeah, that's the ticket!
Can't wait to get home and relax said trump...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Would have to be a burger or KFC!
Fundamentalists be like...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Idjit! One, it's not "catching, unless rational thinking is. Two, we don't molest young children,...we Bar-B-Que them!
Must have been something!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
I'll erect something in her honor! (Can't believe that comment was still available to make!)
[agnostic.com] No way is this boy is 56, he is a believer and I have no words for what his bio says...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
"..& you shall do exploit..."??? What does that even mean?
Selma Hayek at age 52 Inspiration. We can do this too. [yahoo.com]
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Always one of my favorites!
Now THAT'S a sexy redhead! ??? [facebook.com]
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
That woman knows what she's doing! Competence is sexy as hell! (plus, a redhead to boot!)
Kitty porn:
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
I steal from here to post in "Feline Fanatics", you steal from "Feline Fanatics" to post here! Synergy in action!!!
FB is gullible
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
I've had FB Groups remove a few of my posts, never FB itself. I must not be trying hard enough!!!
Are my Trump memes getting old ? Can't help myself
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Not just his actions, his speech makes one stop & wonder... https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=MfOQBY5BrUA
In case you missed it
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Not inaccurate at all!
Do dogs groan?
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
@Admin, we SO need a "groan" emoji!!! The "sick" green face is ok, but really doesn't do it for some of these!
He's not that thin
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Not at all is he that thin! Also, when I think of him in an orange suit I think of...
Stop trying to make everyone happy.....
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
No, but I sometimes imbibe...does that count???
More funnies
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Good ones there. Two I didn't have & one of 'em I do now! I agree with Ron, tho, better to spread them out unless you have a theme (other than just funny memes.) Better for your points & makes better viewing. But, there is certainly no rule on it at all, so you do you & keep posting!
Ageless wonder
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Goes along with this one...
Stolen Tesla.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Somewhat obscure, yet timely. Wryly amusing. I give it an eight out of ten gigavolts!
We're a Savage lot!!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
& the problem is???
An excellent way of explaining it...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Actually, they're (not their or there!!!) both catastrophes!
One of my favourites...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Cheesy, but funny. A Golden "Moldie" for sure!
Thinking outside the box. Way outside...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Love how you brought out that "new" wood look!!!
Another original meme, and, I hate admit it, but that's a picture of me, taken first thing in the ...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Photo goes great with the meme, tho!
I mean... it happens.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Or, explaining, "Who is that?" when they do the entertainment (or any!) news to my 89 yo Mom!!!
Creative passive aggression.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
That is wickedly funny!!
Well, if you don't have any dinner plans ...
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Or, "What marinade do you prefer?"
[agnostic.com] Phew - yup that bio is a problem. Reporting now.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
That is one strange dude, with an even weirder "pick-up" line! At least he's "honest"???
This is a sad one.
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
It is sad, but twistedly funny. You have to laugh at morons to keep yourself from strangling them!
Chinese food!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Never get the pork!
Ugh the grammar!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Yeah, I heard ya', asshole!
So HOT!!!!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
I believe in the Scientific Method. Thererfore, a series of experiments are in order!
I hate when that happens!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Been on both sides!
Yes we are!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
I don't see a puppy at all! I see two squid hunting a giant sea cucumber! (Make of that what you will, headshrinkers!)
I fucking swear!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
All day, every day, you punk ass bitch!
Really? I didn't know!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Yeah, right! You being from El Paso I bet that's where you hang out after the bars close!!!
But what a way to go
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
He was a funky white boy!
Cute kitty
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Well, of course!
Helping Mother Earth little by little
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
You turn into Ah-nold?
Wrong bus stop
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
At least his car is ok!
New TV show
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
I have a feeling we'd see a re-enactment of Caesar's assassination right quick!
Quantum Leap
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Well, answering Mueller honestly comes to mind!
These days
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
On a collision course, it seems!
Things to be thankful for
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Or, the more confusing "bath tissue"???
A better heaven
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
& we'll have all the best musicians!
Nice trick
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Who knows what, or if, this fool thinks!
Sounds right
phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:
Back atcha, ya' twisted fucker!
You dummy!!!
phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:
& now we have another issue. How the hell do you know the size of your classmates dicks??!!??

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