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My reality!
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
All are crazy 'cept for me & thee, & I'm not too sure about thee! Now I'm certifiable, so I'm on a whole other level!
Some of these were better than others, like the, "Well, I did when you touched my hand!" ...
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Always thought Craig was funny, & it's amazing what he got away with at times!
Better than "bless you"
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
I tell my Mom, "Knock it off, already!" Then I threaten to staple her lips together!
Believe in something βœ…
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
LMFAO!!! Oh, good one!!!
How I would picture “him” IRL
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
His fingering is atrocious, but spikes thru the wrists (or palms, take your pick), would probably cause that!
Count your blessings
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
SO true!
Not sure if this is really a meme, but it amused me anyway.
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
That is certainly a point in their favor!
Seems kind of dangerous
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
"Up in the air, Junior Birdmen!"
Product facts
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Now THAT is a detailed 'Yo Mama' joke!
C'est La Vie by Emerson, Lake, & Palmer [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Excellent!
Facebook Mona Lisa
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Well, she may post these, too...
I wrote this last weekend. Please give me your comments, feedback,etc. The ABC's of the Opioid ...
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
This ABC's is very well done. I'll comment on some of it, tho I won't go into my own 'pain' "management" that the VA 'provided' me! I've done the withdrawal/cold turkey thing a few times with the VA. That pendulum swing has been all too visible there. & as to your chart of withdrawal symptoms, I have to add "restless leg"/cramps, which to an extent were worse than the others because they manifested when I was so exhausted & tried to sleep, & once relaxed even a little would start & drive me almost crazy(er)!!! No sleep for days, increased pain which led to increased depression/anxiety, which led to...hell! & NO help. I have arthritis & Degenerative Disc Disorder, Fibromyalgia, GERD with Barrett's esophagus, heart problems that led to the implantation of a defibrillator, chronic migraines & chronic depression. Not a fun cocktail as they all work with each other to exacerbate each other! Methadone was one of the list of drugs prescribed at one time to control pain. I don't think I'll relapse, but I am searching for any decent alternative, maybe weed is the at least partial answer. I avoided it for years while the VA supplied opioids, as that would have cut off the meds! Suicide is always an option that waits in the wings. My depression has often led me in that direction, & untreated chronic pain just makes it all so much worse. I remember Paregoric being used as a cough suppressant when I was a kid. That & codeine & terpin hydrate. & as I got a bit older I saw many "real" junkies using these in lieu of the availability of heroin!
That a meme is cheesey
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Yes, cheesy! (But cute!)
(updated) I know I'm going to open up a hornet's nest here, but people should stop telling other ...
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
No, it's not. & folks are free to kill themselves in whatever manner they choose, in my opinion. If she feels ok, now, good for her, but stuff does tend to catch up with you, whether it's excessive weight, smoking, over-use of certain drugs or drink, & the list goes on. If one is an adult, the choices are theirs. Since I don't know this woman I have no real interest or concern in whatever she does. Just please, when you do stroke out or have an early heart attack, don't fall on me!
Some pretty good digs in this edition. [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
I'm just curious, did it look like the Mario Mushroom character?
What a contrast in GOP approach between the handling of the Anita Hill and Christine Blasey Ford. ...
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Like @hankster stated...hypocrisy! Is anyone really surprised?
Jim the sausage factory manager was called before the board - "Jim we've had complaints about ...
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
What kind of sausage do they make in Australia??? Never mind, I don't think I really want to know! I don't really want to know all the ingredients of sausage here, even!!! Let alone Scrapple!
Off you go son
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Probably won't find one in his neighborhood, tho.
A sad day indeed
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Need to post this in "Cheesy Jokes" group, also!
On maturing..
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
I hear steady pot smoking men can develop them much earlier. That would make you about a DD about now, wouldn't it???
As I was getting into bed. She said. "You're drunk",. I said How do you know?...... You live next ...
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Couldn't have been Dallas, then!
Copycat!🐱🐱🐱
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Now that's catty!
So adorable!
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Hell, that's no secret!
Just do anal!
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Have to do it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAbJI2aQFqI
Ok they can run down the field and feel the jersies
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Oh, My Dawg! That cannot be real!
Oh no... apparently the “jesus” found this group! Lol
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
That means we're doing something right!
When life goes down the shitter, you are left with this. @Captnron59.
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Where the hell does one find virgin blood anymore?
🍻πŸ₯‚πŸ₯ƒπŸΉπŸΈπŸ·πŸΎ
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
That's why reading the paper or watching the morning news is so dangerous!
Birth control
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
If I thought there was even a chance that was really true I'd be handing them out for free at every tRump rally & gun show!
Google translate fail
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Yeah, I was kinda looking forward to the mermaids, too, if not the volcanic eruptions!
Not only on FB does this exist.
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Gasp! You...you...don't mean on this site,...do you!!!
You tell em Beav!
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
May need to check his palms for hair, too!
He's on top of something alright, soon to be a bottom.
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
He needs a double layer of Depends & a full toilet roll suppository!
Nothing a little lotion won't cure.
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
Good one!
Cat scratch fever
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
She's itchin' something, all right!
Not sharing my fucks today.
phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:
With interest, sexy!
Red...no...blue
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Pink!!!
Philosophy memes are the best
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Greek Philosophy 000!!!
Don't mix them up
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
& you can blame the Catholic church as much as anyone!
Weak ass kids.
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
But look at the brain damage you suffered, Ron!
I do this with my car too πŸ˜‰
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Ok, then... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyp9fh-u4w8
With a sharp implement the guys could get all the pussy they want
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
It's that "sharp implement" thing that sorta puts me off!!!
It stops them ringing the devils doorbell
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
It's tough for them to "abuse" themselves like this! Don't want to piss off jeebus, after all!
How did this happen?
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
I'm sorry but the mice paid a damn sight of money to create their computer!
Name that song
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
LMAO!
My new hero. "Fuck this shit. I'm out of here at half time".
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo
Keep it positive
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
& I'm positive about that!
Old math
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
He's still breathin' so he's still tryin'!
I have to remember that
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
I'll have to remember that one!
Not a bad price
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
I wonder how many of these she sends out a month?
Deep thoughts
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
& that's one of the big reasons you disappoint your parents!!!
Need to get away from it all
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
LOL!
Not my normal fare, but meaningful.
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Actually a damn good post!
No xians either!
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Yeah, a better question would be, "Why is there no religion...?"
Red...no...blue
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
She's a rainbow...
Haha...hahahahaha...
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Unfortunately, it just encourages her to tell another!
in his dreams
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
She's feisty enough she'd shove them up his ass!
Somebody with a pen.
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Be even better if... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEX9bBxQx8Q
You know what I like!
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Can it be pink tacos???
Don't give him any ideas
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
But your sign says "Full Service"!!!
😲😲😲😲😲😲😲
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
"I can think clearly now, my brain is gone!"
Tyler get's burned.
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
A major put down with a "Yo Mama" joke! Double points!
Whoever thought this one...bazinga!
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
LMFAO!
Bein' prepped for anything
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
It could happen!
Tell me what you see
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Don't believe him, & I don't recommend doing that search. Now, if you'd like to contact me, the number is...
so I've heard
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
I've done that, long ago, with edibles, acid & 'shrooms! "Man, nothing's happening, yet. I'm gonna do some more." Then...POW! Teachable moments!!!
Get off our country! :-D
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
I love that "...but you must believe." Idiot!
Get off our country! :-D
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Alice is still under the effect of whatever she consumed in Wonderland, obviously!
....and he memes...oops means you
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Hey-Zeus is a dick! Worry about children with cancer or starving babies, why don't ya'! Oh, because you're imaginary, that's why!
....bazinga!
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
I do the same thing! Plus, I'm bi-lingual!!! (I speak booby, too!)
Life sucked for slaves!
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Yeah, I'm sure that was safety-inspected regularly!
Fox news🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Reminds me of...(& I say this with much love, respect & humor!!!)
The 5th wheel
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
He left his unicorn at the cleaners!
Just the 1
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
But I'm always afraid to have one feeling left out (so to speak), I like to share my attention!
I love these 2, they're so far from home
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Those are sick! I love them!
Well, if you insist.
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Always (almost) ready to oblige!
Those silly pharmas
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Afghanistan has been a major supplier for many years, now.
Now we know
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Well, that &...
feel so used
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
The 'little head' prevails again!
Evil Lassie! Bad girl!
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
I love Cyanide & Happiness! So beautifully twisted!
welcome @phxbillcee...glad your here.
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Thanks, @hankster!
My friends on Facebook: "Trump is vile and disgusting." News comes out describing Trump's penis....
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
I could see him doing this!!!
There are numerous reasons to celebrate life.
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Love this guy!
And they wonder where at get our morals from.
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Not just pity, beware of! If common-sense, compassion & empathy aren't enough to be "good", there are more serious issues involved!
Very true!
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
If more than four hours, please contact your physician/therapist!!!
Watch the f'n road!!!
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Yep, I'll swear at my windshield & get it out of my system. I do not chase down the morons. I'll let them get as far ahead as they wish, then out of sight, out of mind!
Time for me to fly
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Actually, I find this nicely twisted! Now, if she has a knife target &/or dartboard with just a generic guy's face on it, or an overabundance of bondage items then I'm backing out swiftly!
Hey all. OpposingOpposum here. I am owner of the make america healthy again, whinge and moan club, ...
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
I consider myself a Host & Facilitator!
I'm a short tall person though (5ft11.5in)
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Amazing how many folks don't realize that words definitely have real definitions. Figures, in this day & age where opinions now equal facts. We have been down the rabbit hole for some time, now!
About... Eric.. watch your girl!
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Eric is such a dawg!!! LOL!
I like Harold
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
How fast were you going at the time?
No comment.
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Look, she's telling us he only has a 4" pecker!!!
This will make you groan.
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
You got it...groan!
A great theme song
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
WTF kind of apple is that???
Shut that man up
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
But I will 'speak in tongues'!!!
Conservative logic
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Makes perfect (NRA) sense!
Give this guy a medal
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
BINGO!
Cleanliness
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
Love the 'just wash your hands' bit!
Just try this at home
phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:
5 easy lessons! Yeah, right! & why would you want a zombie-wife to begin with! Takes a real uncertain man for that!
MILF.... Mothers I'd Like to Fail.
phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:
NOBODY is ready for you!

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