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Jesus takes paternity test. Turns out he is the father, the son, and the holy spirit.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkG4oIPT7tU
Another Law of Physics
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Shouldn't that be 'Mewton's' Third Law???
A Different Plot
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Now, if only there was no Walmart!
On the eve of Friday the 13th
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Fair warning!!!
"Pay-cons"
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Those are "little closets of stench"!!!
This Was Probably Not Needed (For Most Men)
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
At least one fool in every store!
They Will Thank You (Maybe)
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
I'm already disturbed...
I Was Wondering
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
The only quibble I have with that is that it could be more than one!
Look for This
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Or this...
It Came Out of Nowhere
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
I can totally see that happening...for driving right ahead was...
Oh, Dad....
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
This was right after he tried to build your treehouse with all his beer can empties!
No my bull. Not my bullshit.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Anything to get out of cleaning up after him, right?
Hey girl! Are you a pulmonary embolism? ...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Hey, girl, are you paranoid schizophrenic? 'Cause you just stabbed me 8 times!
I want a thigh and a breast
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Put it on a grill & it's all food!
What is that word?
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Senior moment?
Australian animals
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Australian humor... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDzrDuYYKkE
Same as it ever was.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Tho LBJ was pretty much a pig, he was an astute politician.
What about wine?
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
You had me at "Why beer..."!
Can’t stop. Won’t stop.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Remember, boys & girls...
I'm a meme warrior
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
I dub thee Sir Rudy the Vile! (Valiant was already taken, sorry!)
Dashing through the snow
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Even the few x-mas songs I don't despise, I've still grown to hate as the stores start playing them non-stop starting before Halloween!
Smooth as butter
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
The answer is yes, yes I do!
Dashing through the snow
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Does he play them backward?
Sounds great
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
& the clueless dweeb is convinced the 'peeples' love him!!!
I laughed at this a little too hard
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Bar-B-Qued or Deep Fried???
Do you want you cannabis treat now?
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Yes, please, may I have another?!?!
Verily, verily, amen!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
& Gandalf says...
Thank you Ricky
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Another!
Good advice.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
In other words, not in your lifetime!
The punishment exceeds the crime if you ask me.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
I prefer the firing squad, but the rope is re-usable! Of course, if you lynch the pre-schoolers, you've then got god Br-B-Que after!
The punishment exceeds the crime if you ask me.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Ah, posted in an earlier comment. Yeah, deserves its own!
I'm not like you!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Mine just gets more & more quiet the older I get!
I think this dog acts more maturely than I do!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
It seems the dog is looking at his 'master' taking the picture & is saying, "You're just going to let this happen? What do I pay you for???"
I hope this isn't a tourist trap!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Looks like a mutt-trap!
Your life needs direction!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Just not necessarily that direction!!!
Where are today's heroes?
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
All over...I was at the last one!
Can they even math?
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
& 7 days a week, Monday thru Friday!!!
Hmm...wonder why that would be?
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
The "little man in the boat"!
Not a good idea though.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
The moist can be a good thing, the unstable just seems to be part of the package! (Let the responses flow!! LOL!)
Large rodent.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
gotta speak the language!
I don't remember this part of the bible ... neither does Jesus.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:
He got hammered, got nailed & then hammered & nailed!
The platypus has it all covered.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Cooler than it's cousin, the echidna!
Pick your top 3. 8, 6, 17.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Was a fan of about half of these.
For my fourth tattoo I’m stealing this idea from the internet. Might do some tweaking to make it ...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
This is my variation.
GMO Food Labels: [patreon.com]
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Getting "Internal Server Error"!
We are welcoming @OlderMusicGeek to our midst!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Welcome to the Nut House!
The Dream of Jeanie bottle stage set up.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Great 'behind-the-scenes', thanks!
Don't crucify me for this meme ...... "the dishwasher is acting weird".
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Obviously a multi-purpose, multi-tasking machine!
Sucks when that happens
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Always a gamble, but, if it pays off, even for just a spell...
Goes well with TongueOut..
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Don't think that can give me the relief I'm looking for!
How much of a douchebag must you be to be fired by your own company?
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Yeah, a douche! Like the owner of Jimmy John's... https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jimmy-john-liautaud-hunting-photos/
Sharing is caring
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
I've never noticed (paying attention to other things, I guess!) but, would FB allow posting porn???
When it's last call at the club
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
'The Swarm', also known as "The girls all look prettier at closin' time!"
Looks like a piece of overcooked beef jerky
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
I find neither attractive, especially those ultra-fake boobs! (The first thing female body-builders usually lose!)
How hot is it
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Actually, are having a few monsoon days, so the temp is down. Of course, the humidity jumps right up! At least we got rain!
Ooo caught ya, tag you're it.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Yes, yes I do. & I surely don't dream of you! Now, @mistymoon77 on the other hand!!! (Just teasing you, gurl!)
Strange aeons and all that.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Cthulhu is coming! Or, the Kraken. I always get them confused!
?..........
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Just so much wrong with this!!! LOL!
2 Moms = 4 Boobs. Case closed.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Tho it's doubtful both would be lactating!
Bill Murray money...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
I have this. Actually, the 'manual' one with ink-pad because they were out of this model, but the same "message"! I usually get every bill $5 denomination & up!
Yes. Well, um...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Still better than bloody messages on your victims' walls!
Well alrighty then!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
In any successful business...location, location, location!!!
For you 400s kids.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Gotta keep your priorities straight!
Please do. I want all my Christian family to be worried..lol
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Should mumble under his breath, "Who the heck was next? I had it just a second ago."
White House Welcomes A Disgraced Fox News Boss And His Racist Wife, The Late Show [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
"Faux-ginas"!!!
This is the full-length 35 minutes long video shot by a woman wearing a Puerto Rican T-shirt to a ...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
So glad that "cop" quit! He's a disgrace! I would have confronted both him & this idiot racist! I've got nothing to lose & no shame & I can't abide bullies!
Ok y'all this needs memed and I suck at making them. Have at!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
"Let me in! There are Republicans out here!"
Ok y'all this needs memed and I suck at making them. Have at!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
"I'm here for our blind-date, do I look like my profile pic???"
Ok y'all this needs memed and I suck at making them. Have at!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
"I can see your bed from here!"
Ok y'all this needs memed and I suck at making them. Have at!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
"I'm so glad I caught you before you finished your shower!"
Ok y'all this needs memed and I suck at making them. Have at!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
"Avon screaming!"
Ok y'all this needs memed and I suck at making them. Have at!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
"Have you heard the good Word?"
Ok y'all this needs memed and I suck at making them. Have at!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Your insecurities are here, & they seem upset!
Awkward!!!!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
As long as I'm getting encouragement I won't be picky!
Summed up nicely
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
...& the rich & corporations pay no taxes (& it doesn't matter as there are no social programs anymore, anyway) & debtor's prisons & chain gangs have been reinstituted!
Just a Bit Explosive
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
The danger is real!!!
How Can Anyone Be An Atheist? | Manda - Lynchburg, VA | Atheist Experience 22.09 [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
For anyone that says Matt is mean, both of these guys were so patient & pleasant to this woman, & showed real sympathy & humanity!
Would this be a clear sign not to date a person? [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Well, he does consistently lie!!!
The Traveling Wilburys - End Of The Line [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
We keep losing them!!!
"These atheist fools ..."
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Around & around & around we go!
Heh. Don't ask if you don't want answers....
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Sandtanna; Blood, Sweat & Jihad; Camel Springfield; Djin Day; The Guess Who Gets Beheaded;...
How lovely ...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Hole-y amazing!
That's one way to entice new people...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Almost looks like a refinery rather than a water park!
How does he clear the zipper at the urinal?
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Have him get it stuck in a bike sprocket; when he gets the reconstructive surgery he can get an enlargement, too!
This is old but still funny. A coworker and I just wiped tears of laughter and I had to share with ...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Ah, but the orange-one, Cheeto-in-Charge, has alternative facts to fit his imaginary "stable genius"!!!
How did this happen?
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Oh, My Fuckin' Rock & Roll!!! Is that the new interrogation method at Gitmo!!! Dude, I just cannot like this, far too painful! (Of course, having sex is not like trying to fuck a bike!!! At least not to my recollection!)
Can't wait for your next party
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
I'd like a good old-fashioned Irish wake, please! Plenty of whiskey & bullshit!
Television popularity
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Oh, I was watching a tv show? (Sorry, got distracted for a minute!)
I found it!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Make the needle big enough & that proverbial camel would have no problem getting through the eye!
Taking the quiz...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWNKHi2joJE
Keb' Mo'- Am I Wrong [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Great album, great artist!
How many of you pronounce the "t" in often?
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
I "often" do, tho I try to keep the 't' soft. That would be near impossible if it wasn't paired with an 'f'!
Say what! Til death do us part.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Yes, dear, of course, I promise, dear, anything you say, dear. (Nail that sucker closed, now!)
When you wanna please Allah, but you also wanna please Abdullah.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
She could get stoned for that! (Hell, I'd get her stoned!!!)
Whenever some religious person says I'm going to Hell!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Snickers is snickering, neigh?
Empty tomb in the digital era.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
We don't even have agreement in the "eyewitness" testimony!!!
Perhaps the alleged “one true church” should take a leap of faith and take their rod down? Lol
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
I'd say you were technically correct, but I don't see many churches admitting they were wrong...about anything!
My kinda woman!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
I don't want to walk in your shoes, it would make it harder to follow you & maintain this view!
Relationship goals...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
How about if he's savage & fucks you humbly? Guess that doesn't have the same ring to it!!!
Damn straight!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Let's hear it for commando!!!

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