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Every month is the month of May for me
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew5J8wWsYEs
Cheating neighbor
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
Is she doing it for a crowd???
I'm not even sure what to say.
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
I wouldn't doubt tRump has man-boobs!
Cheers to all!
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
Show me proof & must lief believe!
IF I must sing karaoke, this is my go-to. [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
'Under the Boardwalk', 'Lean on Me', 'My Girl', 'Born to be Wild'
Oz times....
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
She's gonna hurt in the morning!
I'm not sayin.....
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
First one he's ever found!
Cheech and Chong
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
Did they mean "ruse"???
Game time!?...
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
None on my phone.
Question for the guys why is this sign needed
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
Don't put George in there either!
Okay gang, let's finger for the Lord!
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
Gotta love the name!
That's me in the corner...
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
You're black?!?!
Reasons why I curse
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
Mostly, yep!
Brighten someone's day with a f-u-nicorn
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
So much more believable than the other one!
This is why I refer to it as "autocorrupt".
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
BTW, Congrats on Level 8!!!
If I could turn back time
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
Was boppin' your Mom worth it, Carl?
Yucko Bucko’s got an itch
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
Put sugar on it so the ants will eat it! Duh!
You matter.
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
Is Neil dark matter? Just askin'.
Pants? Who needs pants?
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
Wait, is he wearing a kilt???
That old chestnut
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
One, you're an idiot. Two, you're a sick idiot. Three, Please, give the baby up for adoption you idiot! Four, Tijuana is looking for talent, you skank idiot, get out of Arkansas!
Somebody should have thought a little longer.
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
A nu start as an anus tart!
Write your own caption.
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
I wonder how far she'll let me get??!!
I am watching you.
phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:
I think it's trying to tell me something.
Every fungus time...
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
LOL!
I lost count.
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
With some it would be a long time before the push!
Same thing, right?
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Had pizza for dinner tonight! Should have had them put bacon on it!
Yeah, I work out.
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Well, I was down here already, so,...
Couldn't resist.
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Interesting color scheme!
I don't doubt it....
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Too crazy for what?
Interesting dynamics here....
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Funny how that works!
New Rule: Dear Roseanne | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) [youtube.com]
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Also, if you can only post so many posts here, bring your posts to "Memes..."!!!
Judgemental people suck..
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
I brought my Amazon delivery boxes!
Perhaps a repost...but it bears repeating.
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
LMFAO! Great punchline!
Knockers, anybody?
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Knock, ring the bell, scratch at the door, just come on over! But you know it would be a delivery guy, 17 & acned, scratchin' his butt!
Rick James
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Who was talking about them?
Do they still worship us child?
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Need more proof...
Raw Food Diet
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Ugh!!!!
Wonder what it says
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Is that last line "...'til you crap yourself."????
Better give her some space...
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Gotta admit, I don't do well with this tactic. It's like, "What's Wrong?", "You know", "NO, If I did I wouldn't be asking.", "Well, if you don't know that just makes it worse", "I know I'm outta here, fuck this shit, speak up or lighten up, one or the other!"
Just a bit too creepy.
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
That creepy face is in far too many memes!
You make one little mistake....
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
LMAO! Thanks, Eric!
Looks like you pissed off the wrong alpaca.
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Blame the car behind you?
When pets start to imitate you...
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Lucy! You got some 'splainin' to do!!!
For the guys... when it gets that bad..
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
LOL! No, I let the little guys free from time to time!
Dump supporter showing his brilliant side.
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Where can we get a wall that will keep these fools out!
This actually made me laugh out loud.
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Either the funniest or most clueless ad folk!
Oh oh.. its hump day
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Holy, holy, holy shit!
Still dark.
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Love Obvious Plant...
Let your freak flag fly.
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
He'll either fall in love or freak the out, best to find out early!
None of your business, Carol.
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Carol's got a point!
Men... take note.
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Just because I'm irritating doesn't mean you're not moody!
Normal vs PMS
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
I'm willing to take my chances either way!
Hangry Cat
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Cats so seldom do!
That was a bad .
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
That's what happens when you don't keep the wife happy!
Happily married
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Sorta goes with the "Not made with love" sandwich!
And people wonder ex-religious people who were lied to as children are so pissed and hateful at ...
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Please get a source on this one.
Hmm. Hut rock?
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Eerie! Jabba-dabba-doo!
Preach, Brother Harris!
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
That about says it!
You go, girl!
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
& they're still crying!!!
I choose both.
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Gotta post a picture of that!!! LOL
Who gets to judge whom?
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Jahweh, you got some 'spainin' to do!
Proud to say that someone is ME!!
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
You've come to the right place!
PSA from Honest Abe.
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
LOL! John Oliver did a great bit on something like this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACwenVzN2oU
Euphemisms
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Well, did you at least give him a conjugal visit?
Putting your best face forward
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Doubt the guys are any better!
The truth will eventually come out.
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Oh, so convincing!!! LOL
Anyone remember?
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Candyman! Been here & gone!
This is how Republicans think
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Yeah, like either of those could happen!
Fortune cookie
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Well, since it's from an authority figure & all that...
A heart on... I like that.
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
I like it when I get both from a lady! (who's not always a lady!) & NO tranny jokes, please!
I'd never forget my username...
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Those names go together so well!
? Because....
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
It never got close to this point when I was in the Navy! If an officer had to actually say that your ass was already goin' to the brig!
Okay... first of all, no woman has ever said this.
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Way to go, Moe!
Who did this?
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
& it seems the cherry now glows!
Counter commercial
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Seriously, 4 minutes is a stretch!
Well, this sucks.
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Does DMV know something about you that you're not putting on your profile?
I knew it!
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Give it a week. It'll change again!
A Big Rack...
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
A big rack next to a big rack!
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Just need the bartenders to know my name. It's, "Sir, another?"
Honesty is the best policy
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Not a music lover, I guess!
Happy Humpday
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
We can try as many days as it takes!
Healthy mind and body
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
& that's the thumb she uses!
Good doggy
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
I'm salivating already, ladies!
Git it gurl.
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Love it! My Bud was a tux. Miss that guy!
$3 billion of US aid since 1991 to create democracy in the Ukraine is bearing fruit - pogrom against...
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
I just don't even know what to say anymore. Will we as a species ever mature?
I just noticed that one of my nipples is a different color than the other two. Is that normal?
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Stop sucking on just the one nipple!
Saudi Arabia executing man for being an atheist. [ibtimes.co.uk]
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
& it doesn't end there. & gee, I wonder why they're one of our biggest allies??? https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/saudi-court-sentences-man-to-10-years-2000-lashes-for-atheist-tweets
OMG! Change those hip boots to chest waders before reading this! "At a rally in Arizona, Vice ...
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Just tRump's way of restocking the swamp!
Interesting idea but wouldn't recommend for edibles! [boredpanda.com]
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Yeah, Nick, missing something here!
Do you perceive yourself as a good catch?
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
For the right person, assuredly!
Battery
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
That is a tempting target for so many things!
The Velveteen Rabbit .. Becoming real ..
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Gee, so I just have to find folk who understand? Not so easy, but I've found some here!
Gandalf knows !!!!!
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
A smile breeds a smile & a frown breeds a frown. What do you want around you?
Listen closely.
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Just please don't let it be a republican 'dog whistle'!!!
Until further notice...
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Party!
............
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Gee, thanks for all your comfort, Father! Can I show how grateful I am by saying, "Fuck you & the god you rode in on!"?
Excluding religion, what are some of the other forms of bullshit that you are growing tired of? Flat...
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Flat Earthers, & many other conspiracy nuts are more funny than anything, & yes, FE's belong with the rest of the conspiracy nutters for all their "proof" rests on the concept that every scientist everywhere is lying about everything! Honestly, the "Free Market" & Capitalism has run amok. We seem to have been turned into more of an oligarchy than when we were in the "Robber Baron" days. Trickle-down economics was rightfully called "voodoo"!
Oh look. My life in crosstitch
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
Somebody took the time to needlepoint this? Well, that's something they didn't fail at!
Guys! I've got some bad news...
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
I'll give birth to a whole new nation! Will they be clones? Will any be female? Would they obey my every command? ....Some of this shit is just so hilarious!
If we can manage not to spend too much time feeling sorry for ourselves or raging over what has gone...
phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:
It's a constant ongoing process & learning experience.

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