Hey boy you must be a summer night because you make me sticky and uncomfortable
Step right up and post your terrible pick up lines! Make me giggle win a prize
Me: Tiny pink bikini, flip flops, hair in pig tails, white floppy hat, 5 ft. 5", 115 pounds.
Hot Cuban: "(insert Cuban accent) You know something? You look like a man."
Yes, he was trying to pick me up - trust me.
But, I'm still confused.
Feel free to steal that line and see what happens.
Halloween party, some time in the 1990s.
We were playing several party games.
At one point a woman I didn't know drew a card.
It instructed her to use a pick up line on me.
She said "Those are the hottest horns I've seen .... since the last bull I rode."
I was dressed in a devil costume.
Laughed for days.
I'm interested in knowing about women pick up lines (rather than men).
I just remembered one from a long long time ago: was at a New Year eve party with a group of friends. Was looking and being looked by a gorgeous older woman (I was 21 she 31). At midnight, lots of hugs and kisses to friends then turned, we met and really kissed deeply for several minutes (had cheers from my friends going). She was back from a 2 week vacation down south. I complimented her tan while I was noting my lack of tan to which she replied by saying: You'll blend well in my sheets while you'll easily find me. We dated for about 6 months... yes, I was a boy toy.
ah man I'm so rusty with dating stuff...
Hi! Nice shoes. (then I usually proceed in the direction I was going to at that point).
all the ones I know get lost in translation from French....
but the cheesiest I've heard was:
Does your butt hurt from falling down from heaven? (clear sign of a xtian there)
another: You must work with jeans because you're working mine right now. (mini-barf)