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Intrusive thoughts smh

Me: boy there's a lot of snow on my sunroof

Brain: open it

Me: no bad idea

Brain: you gotta

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How does it end?!!!

A2Jennifer Level 7 Nov 8, 2018

With me rolling around in the snow in the back yard after resisting opening my sunroof

@LadyAlyxandrea awesome!


I think I need to go get stoned now. Let's all thank Jack Herer for working tirelessly so that the ganja may once again be free!..
TY R.I.P. Jack. You are missed.

misterinvisible Level 6 Nov 8, 2018

I've had those thoughts. I had one about a dead raccoon once, like "someone should eat that. It's a perfectly good raccoon."

Bosshaus Level 4 Nov 8, 2018

That is a great one


I opened mine when the entire roof was covered with a thin sheet of ice. It was pretty cool, like a thin sheet of glass. Then my nephew punched it....

Wtf were you thinking, kid?

JimG Level 8 Nov 8, 2018

Intrusive thoughts, at it again!

@Donotbelieve it was too tempting for an adolescent boy. I don't think much thought occurred at all.

I....would have trouble restraining myself from that


And the winner is.........

nvrnuff Level 8 Nov 8, 2018

Self control!

@LadyAlyxandrea Woooo hooooo!!!!!!

@nvrnuff but then I just ran around outside in the snow and fell into it and rolled around.

@LadyAlyxandrea At least you didn't have a mess in the car.


I've done it, lap full of snowy slushy mess.

mattersauce Level 7 Nov 8, 2018

Open it!!

The-Krzyz Level 6 Nov 8, 2018

Brain:. While you're at it, throw that full ashtray into the front of the fan.

Byrdsfan Level 8 Nov 8, 2018

I think this shit, as well.

Donotbelieve Level 8 Nov 8, 2018

A couple weeks ago I was staring at one of those industrial fans and I kept catching myself reaching out to touch the blades while it ran. I was like "wtf is wrong with me!?"

@LadyAlyxandrea I think about jumping off high places and driving full speed into trees.

I read that there's a name for it.
I can't remember it.

I am not suicidal. Just seriously curious...or slightly insane.

@Donotbelieve they're called intrusive thoughts. They arent indicative of actual thoughts or desires or behaviors it's normal for people to have them but they cause alarm if you arent aware of them. I find them all the time.

"Squish the kitty" "chop your hand off" "throw the dog out the car...."

The religious say they are the devil whispering in your ear but science showed they're just weird intrusive thoughts and as long as you don't act on them it's okay. Still they leave me pretty damn horrified at myself


@LadyAlyxandrea Wait. I'm NOT supposed to act on them? Damn, I got some explaining to do.

@LadyAlyxandrea Yes. Thank you!
Man, they really can catch you off guard.

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