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“A Man was drowning and a boat came by but he said God will save me.
A second boat came by and the man said thanks but God will save me.
The man drowned. When he got to heaven he said, God, “I thought you were going to save me.” God said, “I sent you two boats.”

By MLinoge
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Oldie, but goodie!
But I have to ask: Did god really use the f... word??

COGITOERGOSUM Level 5 Feb 12, 2019


No, that's actually the BLEEP to hide what he really said.

Remember when he said: " Are you f...ing?...Get out of my garden of eden!"

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