Hey everyone, for those of you I messaged first and have not gotten back its because I am having a problem. Every time I try reply to messages they have not been sent. I will get back to all of you as soon as this problem is fix.
Nov 24
Is there any scenario where a guy would say "you can ask me out on a date?" as a joke?
(My coworker said that to me the other day, as we were talking about how we weren't gonna be working together anymore, and he basically said, "anything goes ...
Nov 23
Well Fellow Aussies, are you feeling as though you've been shafted where your mother never kissed you?
After reading an article on my News Feed a few minutes ago my arse hole is definitely feeling as though it's been well and truly 'screwed.'
Herr ...
Nov 23
Sick joke I know but here goes anyway. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Nov 22
Another Thanksgiving joke
Nov 22
Fun with masks
Nov 22
A dirty snowman joke
Nov 22
What do you call a man with no arms meets a knock knock joke?
Nov 22
MUST-SEE: Tucker Carlson ABANDONS Trump’s election fraud case on air "After 4 years, this may be the single most open-minded show on television." Sure. Sure you are.
Nov 20
Friendly golden retriever stops and hugs every single person she sees on her walks. Awesome dog!!!!!
Nov 19
Indian Joke about Weather
Fall was upon a remote reservation when the Indian tribe asked their new Chief what the coming winter was going to be like. The modern day Chief had never been taught the secrets of the ancients. When he looked at the sky ...
Nov 19
Do you think correcting other people’s grammar is rude? My dad sometimes doesn’t say certain words/sentences correctly. My ex would ALWAYS correct people’s grammar and I thought it was kind of rude...so I never correct my dad. What do you ...
Nov 18
So there is this parrot, which can't fly, only comes out at night and looks like an owl. No its not a joke, but it is beautiful enough to make you smile..
Nov 18
Excellent analogy
Nov 17
Dunny Paper Stampedes have resumed again in Sth. Australia.
No joke here, it is TRUE.
After 17 NEW Covid case were recorded is Adelaide, the Supermarkets are watching as stocks of dunny paper are literally being stripped from the shelves once ...
Nov 16
POLL Can you help settle an argument about which version of a failed joke is least bad. Here are the two versions:-
(1)
TRUMP: I won the election. I got more votes and Biden got less.
Rudy: ....Ah so you mean fewer.
Trump: ...goddammit Rudy I've ...
Nov 15
Flight of the Minerva
by J. L. Young
“Minerva to Houston, Houston do you read?”
“We read you, Commander. EECOMS’s (Electrical, Environmental, and Consumables Manager) board is lit up like a Christmas tree, talk to me.”
“Glad to ...
Nov 13
I like the FSM as a joke, but I doubt many people will ever be content with a religion that’s only a joke, even if it’s a great joke.
One could say, in the age of science, all extant religions are starting to look like jokes. What we need ...
Nov 13
150K CASES COVID.HIGHEST EVER -New cases: 150,526 - Positivity rate: 10.1% (-0.3) - In hospital: 67,096 (+1,728) - In ICU: 12,796 (+278) - New deaths: 1,104 - Data: COVID Tracking Project
Nov 12
LINK Even the children know it’s a scam : atheism
Nov 12
LOL... Good luck with that... you're going to need it... Biden COVID advisor proposes US lockdown of 4 to 6 weeks
Nov 12
Sad but true for too many
Nov 12
Tanah Lot Temple in Tabanan Bali, Indonesia
Nov 12
Lucilla Materazzi
Nov 11
A ancient Roman joke
Nov 10
I kind of like the irreverence of this (religious) joke.
Nov 10
On the way to???
Nov 10
I think this might be a joke but I'm not quite sure?
Nov 9
Wow, what a crazy time. Because of that, I saw this Trump joke the other day I can't remember where, but I want to thank the individual for sharing so that I could bring to you. Which is what I'm doing now. Enjoy! So if some of you have already ...
Nov 9
When is someone going to put the long clown shoes on Trump? He already has the clown face; he needs no facial make up, and mommy forgot to dress him; he still wears that long clownish tie.
Sick, sick dude! Those murders! But he is no joke anymore....
Nov 9
Good use of a Sunday morning...
Nov 8
A Good Pope Joke!!!
Nov 7
When will Biden lock down the country January 20th?
Nov 7
Q: What's The Last Thing You Hear Before A Redneck Dies? A: Hey y'all.. Watch this! (Do you think this joke is funny, offensive, or 'meh' ?)
Nov 5
Q. Why don't they have telephones in the jungles? A) Because elephants keep trying to make 'trunk' calls....LOL. Joke courtesy of my 6 year old nephew Henry.
Nov 4
Marta Mayer
Nov 3
Working for this tomorrow
Nov 2
LINK Defending secularism is now “divisive?” 20 Islamist groups are now requesting that Macron cease his “assault” on Islam and the prophet...no, this is not a joke : atheism
Nov 2
"If I have to stay late after working, if it means doing it on my day off. They're not going to pass alone on my unit. Again. None of them.” Joey Traywick says he has personally held hands with more than 20 patients who have died.
Oct 31
Republican senator grills Jack Dorsey over satirical post about him strangling a dog
Oct 29
I just received the best laugh today; a loving friend sent me this cartoon asking, "which one is you? hahahahah" laughter seniors
Oct 27
Hiding a Report?
Oct 26
Triple Parenthesis
Oct 25
Hahahahahahaha!
Oct 22
Oh, for fuck sakes... if it's not one thing, it's another... Flesh-eating parasite carried by dogs is making its way to North America..
Oct 22
Not to mention Trump is using taxpayer money to enrich his own companies.
Oct 21
Welcome to our new member, @Fmdg!
Oct 21
Televangelist Claims Sex with Cows Will Be Legal If Biden Wins
Televangelist Frank Amedia, is warning followers that they’d better vote for Donald Trump and the Republicans in the upcoming election, or Joe Biden’s liberal agenda will ...
Oct 21
Televangelist Claims Sex with Cows Will Be Legal If Biden Wins
Televangelist Frank Amedia, is warning followers that they’d better vote for Donald Trump and the Republicans in the upcoming election, or Joe Biden’s liberal agenda will ...
Oct 21
I'll have to be more careful .
Oct 20
LINK Jimmy Kimmel's Adolf Hitler Joke Zings Donald Trump But Good
Oct 20
What is your favourite survival horror game to play on console? Mine is "legacy layers of fear" on Nintendo switch.
Oct 19
Relevant bad joke 🤣
Oct 19
The New York Times on the Cancer That is Trump! Do click on the full editorial, and then some:
Oct 16
_Mark Twain_ "The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why"
Oct 16
Faith No More - I Started a Joke (Bee Gees cover)
Oct 16
Its not a joke but in his honour I'm posting the cartoon the journalists at Charlie Hebdo were murdered for publishing it.
Oct 16
This sure as duck better be a joke.
Oct 16
LINK PC Gaming's Most Immersive Worlds
Oct 16
Whomever in NBC chose to air the town halls at the same time is a fucking moron. But here is the LA times analysis of both. Trump as usual lied, doubled down on every issue he is hated for and blamed everybody else but him, the press, fake news, ...
Oct 16
This is profound pop music;
Oct 15
REPUBLICANS HOLDING PA RANSOM
For the third month in a row, Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Wolf (D) held another public event focused specifically on building the case for marijuana legalization and calling out the Republican-controlled state legislature...
Oct 14
It's 3am and I regretfully just watched the movie Double Jeopardy. What a fucking joke!!! First of all, that's NOT how doubĺe jeopardy works.
She was originally charged with killing her husband on a boat. Then she kills him in a hotel room; ...
Oct 14
How does he deserve a half a star?
Oct 13
more Pence and the fly jokes
Oct 13
I'm listening to Amy Coney Barett ramble on about her gargoyle children. My question is WHO THE HELL CARES???
Oct 12
Let's ride!!!
Oct 11
“There’s a transition integrity project, high-level people from the Republicans and the Democrats; they’ve been running war games asking what would happen if Trump refuses to leave office – every one of them leads to civil war, every scenario...
Oct 11
Julia Naked (romcom) 2018 - Netflix
Based on a Nick Hornby book who you might remember from "Fever Pitch" or more likely the Hollywood movie "High Fidelity". Hornby is excellent at describing the nerdish obsessions that guys can get into. Whether it...
Oct 9
Donald Trump came for Steve Schmidt (founder of Lincoln Project) on Twitter this morning. It did not go well. This is Steve’s reply:
You’ve never beaten me at anything.
This is our first dance. Did you like, Covita? We are so much better at...
Oct 9
Sharing—EPIC Read
Donald Trump came for Steve Schmidt (founder of Lincoln Project)on Twitter this morning. It did not go well. This is Steve’s reply:
"You’ve never beaten me at anything.
This is our first dance. Did you like, Covita? We are ...
Oct 9
The woke crowd continues to infiltrate hobbies and gaming companies continue to cave. Wokeism poisons everything.
"The updated rules reflect previous comments by the Dungeons & Dragons team that promised better representation and a movement ...
Oct 8
The punchline of an old joke.
Oct 8
Pence is definitely no Race Bannon, but he does kind of look a bit like him. Anyway, if you suffered through the debate like me, you will get this joke.
Oct 7
The ape knows better but he's ok with it. PS: I thought this was a joke. 😣
Oct 7
JOKE OF THE WEEK
A blonde city girl named Amy marries a
Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to
check on the cows,
the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination
man is coming over to
impregnate one of our cows, so I drove a
nail ...
Oct 6
10/05/2020 Trump's out of the hospital, though not out of the woods. What's really going on? Who knows. SCARY TIMES, WHAT’S REALLY HAPPENING?
Oct 5
Aww hell. I offended someone today. I guess my job is done. Until tomorrow...
Oct 5
Spoiler Alert
Oct 5
Has the state of Nebraska gotten it right?
Nebraska is the only state in the union with a unicameral legislature.
Members of this legislative body are called Senators and are limited to two consecutive four year terms. The legislature consists...
Oct 2
His Lies Have Consequences
A video by Meidas Touch
I just saw a news report that 25 million Americans don't believe it.
I'm not sure I do either.
The doctor's statement said that he had "been informed" that they tested positive.
The ...
Oct 2
Good Night 🌟
Oct 2
John Lennon really puts it best with Instant Karma. Trump is done baby, regardless of him surviving or not, no more debates, no more rallies, the morons who follow him now realize that he aint tbe chosen one or the superhuman, even the beeyotch he ...
Oct 2
President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump test positive for Covid-19!
Oct 2
This video is for all the ANTI-MASK IDIOTS and the CONSPIRACY NUTS (including the rabid QANON-ers, Trumpers, and crazy "God will save us" Evangelicals)... COVID-19 is NOT a joke! Wear your MASKS, please...and take all the safety precautions. If not, ...
Sep 30
POLL What form do your thoughts take?
Sep 29
A dad joke! (You've been warned.) My daughter asked why scuba divers fell backwards out of the boat. I told her if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
Sep 28
I came in here because I thought I'd get to interact with people who are similar in age and experience. But so many here simply talk or joke about ageing....something I've never consciously thought about. Sure health and fitness are important but ...
Sep 28
Trump Got a ‘Kick Out of’ the Election Fears He’s Stoked. Inside the DOJ, There’s Some Panic. via @thedailybeast. BIG JOKE ASSHOLE!
Sep 25
I had to post this because of the effect it had on Facebook.
Granted I was half poking fun at the religious, and half showing some ignorance. And a bit of what I thought would be humor.
This meme, as I was very surprised, got quite a few people ...
Sep 25
LINK After promising to unveil a health care plan, Trump delivers a joke
Sep 25
It's. A. Joke.
Sep 25
Assam is one of the states in the Northeastern part of India - close to Bhutan and China . Assam is know for its tea and its tribal food. From there, comes this next recipe...
KALA TIL MURGHI or in plain ole English, BLACK SESAME CHICKEN...
Sep 24
In Leaked Tape, Nunes Says Protecting Trump More Important Than Defending US via @highbrow_nobrow
Sep 22
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears...
Sep 22
Drunk joke 🙄
Sep 19
Illuminati joke
Sep 19
DO I HAVE COVID-19?
I went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw two dogs mating, she said 'how does the male know when the female is ready for sex'?
I replied he can smell she is ready thats how nature works!
We then walked ...
Sep 18
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