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Hey everyone, for those of you I messaged first and have not gotten back its because I am having a problem. Every time I try reply to messages they have not been sent. I will get back to all of you as soon as this problem is fix.
J7253 NM Nov 24 Nov 24 11
Is there any scenario where a guy would say "you can ask me out on a date?" as a joke? (My coworker said that to me the other day, as we were talking about how we weren't gonna be working together anymore, and he basically said, "anything goes ...
Wenepai OH Nov 23 Nov 23 66
Well Fellow Aussies, are you feeling as though you've been shafted where your mother never kissed you? After reading an article on my News Feed a few minutes ago my arse hole is definitely feeling as though it's been well and truly 'screwed.' Herr ...
Triphid Nov 23 Nov 23 22
Sick joke I know but here goes anyway. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Triphid Nov 22 Nov 22 44
Another Thanksgiving joke
bobwjr DE Nov 22 Nov 22 22
Fun with masks
BufftonBeotch SC Nov 22 Nov 22 77
A dirty snowman joke
bobwjr DE Nov 22 Nov 22 11
What do you call a man with no arms meets a knock knock joke?
Surfpirate Canada Nov 22 Nov 22 22
MUST-SEE: Tucker Carlson ABANDONS Trump’s election fraud case on air "After 4 years, this may be the single most open-minded show on television." Sure. Sure you are.
chalupacabre WA Nov 20 Nov 20 66
Friendly golden retriever stops and hugs every single person she sees on her walks. Awesome dog!!!!!
sassygirl3869 NY Nov 19 Nov 19 22
Indian Joke about Weather Fall was upon a remote reservation when the Indian tribe asked their new Chief what the coming winter was going to be like. The modern day Chief had never been taught the secrets of the ancients. When he looked at the sky ...
Moravian UK Nov 19 Nov 19 66
Do you think correcting other people’s grammar is rude? My dad sometimes doesn’t say certain words/sentences correctly. My ex would ALWAYS correct people’s grammar and I thought it was kind of rude...so I never correct my dad. What do you ...
VeronicaAnn WI Nov 18 Nov 18 2222
So there is this parrot, which can't fly, only comes out at night and looks like an owl. No its not a joke, but it is beautiful enough to make you smile..
Fernapple UK Nov 18 Nov 18 33
Excellent analogy
DangerDave NV Nov 17 Nov 17 00
Dunny Paper Stampedes have resumed again in Sth. Australia. No joke here, it is TRUE. After 17 NEW Covid case were recorded is Adelaide, the Supermarkets are watching as stocks of dunny paper are literally being stripped from the shelves once ...
Triphid Nov 16 Nov 16 33
POLL Can you help settle an argument about which version of a failed joke is least bad. Here are the two versions:- (1) TRUMP: I won the election. I got more votes and Biden got less. Rudy: ....Ah so you mean fewer. Trump: ...goddammit Rudy I've ...
David_Cooper UK Nov 15 Nov 15 00
Flight of the Minerva by J. L. Young “Minerva to Houston, Houston do you read?” “We read you, Commander. EECOMS’s (Electrical, Environmental, and Consumables Manager) board is lit up like a Christmas tree, talk to me.” “Glad to ...
Gohan FL Nov 13 Nov 13 22
I like the FSM as a joke, but I doubt many people will ever be content with a religion that’s only a joke, even if it’s a great joke. One could say, in the age of science, all extant religions are starting to look like jokes. What we need ...
skado AL Nov 13 Nov 13 22
150K CASES COVID.HIGHEST EVER -New cases: 150,526 - Positivity rate: 10.1% (-0.3) - In hospital: 67,096 (+1,728) - In ICU: 12,796 (+278) - New deaths: 1,104 - Data: COVID Tracking Project
barjoe PA Nov 12 Nov 12 22
LINK Even the children know it’s a scam : atheism
Hages OH Nov 12 Nov 12 11
LOL... Good luck with that... you're going to need it... Biden COVID advisor proposes US lockdown of 4 to 6 weeks
Dyl1983 Nov 12 Nov 12 11
Sad but true for too many
DangerDave NV Nov 12 Nov 12 22
Tanah Lot Temple in Tabanan Bali, Indonesia
Boomtarat03 Nov 12 Nov 12 11
Lucilla Materazzi
OldMetalHead AZ Nov 11 Nov 11 11
A ancient Roman joke
bobwjr DE Nov 10 Nov 10 22
I kind of like the irreverence of this (religious) joke.
snytiger6 WA Nov 10 Nov 10 11
On the way to???
of-the-mountain TX Nov 10 Nov 10 00
I think this might be a joke but I'm not quite sure?
Austin-Cambridge Portugal Nov 9 Nov 9 66
Wow, what a crazy time. Because of that, I saw this Trump joke the other day I can't remember where, but I want to thank the individual for sharing so that I could bring to you. Which is what I'm doing now. Enjoy! So if some of you have already ...
Maximai GA Nov 9 Nov 9 11
When is someone going to put the long clown shoes on Trump? He already has the clown face; he needs no facial make up, and mommy forgot to dress him; he still wears that long clownish tie. Sick, sick dude! Those murders! But he is no joke anymore....
Diogenes Nov 9 Nov 9 44
Good use of a Sunday morning...
EyesThatSmile FL Nov 8 Nov 8 55
A Good Pope Joke!!!
scurry Canada Nov 7 Nov 7 11
When will Biden lock down the country January 20th?
azzow2 NM Nov 7 Nov 7 33
Q: What's The Last Thing You Hear Before A Redneck Dies? A: Hey y'all.. Watch this! (Do you think this joke is funny, offensive, or 'meh' ?)
TO_BY WA Nov 5 Nov 5 1515
Q. Why don't they have telephones in the jungles? A) Because elephants keep trying to make 'trunk' calls....LOL. Joke courtesy of my 6 year old nephew Henry.
Triphid Nov 4 Nov 4 11
Marta Mayer
OldMetalHead AZ Nov 3 Nov 3 11
Working for this tomorrow
bobwjr DE Nov 2 Nov 2 33
LINK Defending secularism is now “divisive?” 20 Islamist groups are now requesting that Macron cease his “assault” on Islam and the prophet...no, this is not a joke : atheism
Hages OH Nov 2 Nov 2 1010
"If I have to stay late after working, if it means doing it on my day off. They're not going to pass alone on my unit. Again. None of them.” Joey Traywick says he has personally held hands with more than 20 patients who have died.
LuvLayne PA Oct 31 Oct 31 22
Republican senator grills Jack Dorsey over satirical post about him strangling a dog
Dyl1983 Oct 29 Oct 29 11
I just received the best laugh today; a loving friend sent me this cartoon asking, "which one is you? hahahahah" laughter seniors
josephr Oct 27 Oct 27 33
Hiding a Report?
BirdMan1 FL Oct 26 Oct 26 11
Triple Parenthesis
Hages OH Oct 25 Oct 25 33
Hahahahahahaha!
Diagoras IN Oct 22 Oct 22 11
Oh, for fuck sakes... if it's not one thing, it's another... Flesh-eating parasite carried by dogs is making its way to North America..
Dyl1983 Oct 22 Oct 22 00
Not to mention Trump is using taxpayer money to enrich his own companies.
OldMetalHead AZ Oct 21 Oct 21 55
Welcome to our new member, @Fmdg!
mcgeo52 CA Oct 21 Oct 21 11
Televangelist Claims Sex with Cows Will Be Legal If Biden Wins Televangelist Frank Amedia, is warning followers that they’d better vote for Donald Trump and the Republicans in the upcoming election, or Joe Biden’s liberal agenda will ...
johnnyrobish CA Oct 21 Oct 21 88
Televangelist Claims Sex with Cows Will Be Legal If Biden Wins Televangelist Frank Amedia, is warning followers that they’d better vote for Donald Trump and the Republicans in the upcoming election, or Joe Biden’s liberal agenda will ...
johnnyrobish CA Oct 21 Oct 21 66
I'll have to be more careful .
Besalbub NC Oct 20 Oct 20 11
LINK Jimmy Kimmel's Adolf Hitler Joke Zings Donald Trump But Good
IAJO163 PA Oct 20 Oct 20 11
What is your favourite survival horror game to play on console? Mine is "legacy layers of fear" on Nintendo switch.
Garf Australia Oct 19 Oct 19 44
Relevant bad joke 🤣
OldMetalHead AZ Oct 19 Oct 19 11
The New York Times on the Cancer That is Trump! Do click on the full editorial, and then some:
BirdMan1 FL Oct 16 Oct 16 00
_Mark Twain_ "The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why"
Boomtarat03 Oct 16 Oct 16 44
Faith No More - I Started a Joke (Bee Gees cover)
Garf Australia Oct 16 Oct 16 33
Its not a joke but in his honour I'm posting the cartoon the journalists at Charlie Hebdo were murdered for publishing it.
bookofmorons Oct 16 Oct 16 00
This sure as duck better be a joke.
scurry Canada Oct 16 Oct 16 44
LINK PC Gaming's Most Immersive Worlds
DangerDave NV Oct 16 Oct 16 33
Whomever in NBC chose to air the town halls at the same time is a fucking moron. But here is the LA times analysis of both. Trump as usual lied, doubled down on every issue he is hated for and blamed everybody else but him, the press, fake news, ...
Mofo1953 FL Oct 16 Oct 16 66
This is profound pop music;
Robecology FL Oct 15 Oct 15 11
REPUBLICANS HOLDING PA RANSOM For the third month in a row, Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Wolf (D) held another public event focused specifically on building the case for marijuana legalization and calling out the Republican-controlled state legislature...
OldGoat43 PA Oct 14 Oct 14 00
It's 3am and I regretfully just watched the movie Double Jeopardy. What a fucking joke!!! First of all, that's NOT how doubĺe jeopardy works. She was originally charged with killing her husband on a boat. Then she kills him in a hotel room; ...
Dyl1983 Oct 14 Oct 14 22
How does he deserve a half a star?
Rudy1962 WI Oct 13 Oct 13 33
more Pence and the fly jokes
Rudy1962 WI Oct 13 Oct 13 44
I'm listening to Amy Coney Barett ramble on about her gargoyle children. My question is WHO THE HELL CARES???
Dyl1983 Oct 12 Oct 12 33
Let's ride!!!
DangerDave NV Oct 11 Oct 11 22
“There’s a transition integrity project, high-level people from the Republicans and the Democrats; they’ve been running war games asking what would happen if Trump refuses to leave office – every one of them leads to civil war, every scenario...
skado AL Oct 11 Oct 11 66
Julia Naked (romcom) 2018 - Netflix Based on a Nick Hornby book who you might remember from "Fever Pitch" or more likely the Hollywood movie "High Fidelity". Hornby is excellent at describing the nerdish obsessions that guys can get into. Whether it...
273kelvin Oct 9 Oct 9 00
Donald Trump came for Steve Schmidt (founder of Lincoln Project) on Twitter this morning. It did not go well. This is Steve’s reply: You’ve never beaten me at anything. This is our first dance. Did you like, Covita? We are so much better at...
Lorajay OK Oct 9 Oct 9 1414
Sharing—EPIC Read Donald Trump came for Steve Schmidt (founder of Lincoln Project)on Twitter this morning. It did not go well. This is Steve’s reply: "You’ve never beaten me at anything. This is our first dance. Did you like, Covita? We are ...
Philip21 IN Oct 9 Oct 9 77
The woke crowd continues to infiltrate hobbies and gaming companies continue to cave. Wokeism poisons everything. "The updated rules reflect previous comments by the Dungeons & Dragons team that promised better representation and a movement ...
atheistsliberty NY Oct 8 Oct 8 00
The punchline of an old joke.
WilliamCharles CA Oct 8 Oct 8 22
Pence is definitely no Race Bannon, but he does kind of look a bit like him. Anyway, if you suffered through the debate like me, you will get this joke.
OldMetalHead AZ Oct 7 Oct 7 44
The ape knows better but he's ok with it. PS: I thought this was a joke. 😣
DangerDave NV Oct 7 Oct 7 66
JOKE OF THE WEEK A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows, so I drove a nail ...
bobwjr DE Oct 6 Oct 6 11
10/05/2020 Trump's out of the hospital, though not out of the woods. What's really going on? Who knows. SCARY TIMES, WHAT’S REALLY HAPPENING?
Druvius IA Oct 5 Oct 5 11
Aww hell. I offended someone today. I guess my job is done. Until tomorrow...
Holysocks IN Oct 5 Oct 5 1414
Spoiler Alert
Hages OH Oct 5 Oct 5 66
Has the state of Nebraska gotten it right? Nebraska is the only state in the union with a unicameral legislature. Members of this legislative body are called Senators and are limited to two consecutive four year terms. The legislature consists...
dumasarok MN Oct 2 Oct 2 55
His Lies Have Consequences A video by Meidas Touch I just saw a news report that 25 million Americans don't believe it. I'm not sure I do either. The doctor's statement said that he had "been informed" that they tested positive. The ...
HumanistJohn VA Oct 2 Oct 2 55
Good Night 🌟
Boomtarat03 Oct 2 Oct 2 22
John Lennon really puts it best with Instant Karma. Trump is done baby, regardless of him surviving or not, no more debates, no more rallies, the morons who follow him now realize that he aint tbe chosen one or the superhuman, even the beeyotch he ...
Mofo1953 FL Oct 2 Oct 2 33
President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump test positive for Covid-19!
LuvLayne PA Oct 2 Oct 2 11
This video is for all the ANTI-MASK IDIOTS and the CONSPIRACY NUTS (including the rabid QANON-ers, Trumpers, and crazy "God will save us" Evangelicals)... COVID-19 is NOT a joke! Wear your MASKS, please...and take all the safety precautions. If not, ...
Green_Soldier71 Sep 30 Sep 30 1414
POLL What form do your thoughts take?
resserts NY Sep 29 Sep 29 88
A dad joke! (You've been warned.) My daughter asked why scuba divers fell backwards out of the boat. I told her if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
Shichi-go-san Sep 28 Sep 28 11
I came in here because I thought I'd get to interact with people who are similar in age and experience. But so many here simply talk or joke about ageing....something I've never consciously thought about. Sure health and fitness are important but ...
Mimee India Sep 28 Sep 28 1010
Trump Got a ‘Kick Out of’ the Election Fears He’s Stoked. Inside the DOJ, There’s Some Panic. via @thedailybeast. BIG JOKE ASSHOLE!
Charliesey FL Sep 25 Sep 25 22
I had to post this because of the effect it had on Facebook. Granted I was half poking fun at the religious, and half showing some ignorance. And a bit of what I thought would be humor. This meme, as I was very surprised, got quite a few people ...
TristanNuvo FL Sep 25 Sep 25 3232
LINK After promising to unveil a health care plan, Trump delivers a joke
snytiger6 WA Sep 25 Sep 25 44
It's. A. Joke.
scurry Canada Sep 25 Sep 25 33
Assam is one of the states in the Northeastern part of India - close to Bhutan and China . Assam is know for its tea and its tribal food. From there, comes this next recipe... KALA TIL MURGHI or in plain ole English, BLACK SESAME CHICKEN...
Green_Soldier71 Sep 24 Sep 24 77
In Leaked Tape, Nunes Says Protecting Trump More Important Than Defending US via @highbrow_nobrow
Charliesey FL Sep 22 Sep 22 11
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears...
Hages OH Sep 22 Sep 22 11
Drunk joke 🙄
TimeOutForMe Sep 19 Sep 19 00
Illuminati joke
Hages OH Sep 19 Sep 19 00
DO I HAVE COVID-19? I went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw two dogs mating, she said 'how does the male know when the female is ready for sex'? I replied he can smell she is ready thats how nature works! We then walked ...
St-Sinner TX Sep 18 Sep 18 55